Abbott Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 Well gang we somehow manged to crap on the floor in the last thread but hell if Steve is only a little bit pissed then I guess we all made it. (try not to piss him off real bad ok?) Now as a warning to Ruddy I have sent you the setup file twice maggot! You can run but you can't hide behind "I dunno what happened to the mail, I am really, really upset about it"! Setup up your troops and fight like the Commie that you are! ------------------------------------------------- Now for a little sing-song to lighten the mood... It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her That’s why I drink all the time It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine She wants to tell me where to go Tell me what to do Tell me what to eat And how loud I can chew She even wants to tell me What thoughts I oughta think It used to drive me crazy Till it drove me to drink Well she’s such a pretty thing You'd think she’s heaven sent She's the quarrelsome kind Love's an argument She could yell all day She can scream all night I just sit there smilin As high as a kite It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her That’s why I drink all the time It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine This drinking buddy of mine Said he met a girl Said she was the meanest Woman in the world I saw her pretty picture I said man your poking fun Then the day I met her I said pour me one You may look down your nose at me Think I'm an old sorry Son of a B The only way I'm giving up My drinking glass is if I can Find a way to get her off my back Spoken: Your wife's on the phone. Little brown jug upon my lips Your saving our love With every sip It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her That’s why I drink all the time It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine Every time I get sober She drives me out of my mind It takes a whole lot of liquor To like her But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine But when I'm liquored up I like her just fine But when I'm liquored up Hell I love her ---- 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 9, 2007 Share Posted April 9, 2007 What is this? A mother-damn Penguista creates another incarnation the :mad: Thread just 10 minutes after I started the previous one? :mad: :mad: AGGARGARRHGHAHRHGHIARHGHGHGHARHGHYABADABAGARGHHJARHRHGHHARHGGGRRRRR!!!! :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 Originally posted by Sergei: What is this? A mother-damn Penguista creates another incarnation the :mad: Thread just 10 minutes after I started the previous one? :mad: :mad: AGGARGARRHGHAHRHGHIARHGHGHGHARHGHYABADABAGARGHHJARHRHGHHARHGGGRRRRR!!!! :mad: :mad: Dude I am the ORIGINAL Cheery Waffler thread starter. Numero uno. First thread ever and all that jazz. That can be checked and verified on theses very FORUMS . Your welcome, your welcome now settle down and stop your sniveling! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 9, 2007 Author Share Posted April 9, 2007 Woodland critters in the title is so much more peaceful then fighting. Do I need to add another Cherry sing-song? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 I like this thread... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreenBlade Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 Wankers of the world Unite! We have nothing to lose but our brains---and heven knows we seldom use them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted April 10, 2007 Share Posted April 10, 2007 The hell? I find the prior thread locked, full of "(bunch of jabbering deleted by Moderator)" posts (best. modline. ever.), and then wander over to see Sergie here calling Abbott out for not being 100% Waffle? Well done. Now that is out of the way, what do we have to do to convince MG to come back for SF, if only to have a public thrashing at Parabellum's hands again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 What's up with Dorosh and Bugged? What's going on? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Abbott - you aren't getting my emails!!! :mad: I double checked and it's right. I think your SMTP is all webbed up! :mad: Stupid interweb! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: What's up with Dorosh and Bugged? What's going on? :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: They had a tiff about Bren tripods and things turned ugly. :mad: :mad: :mad: Say, you're within a month of the due date, no? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: What's up with Dorosh and Bugged? What's going on? Who the feck cares, it's aboot Canadians. Now what the hell are you maggots doing promoting this thread? Abbott has clearly gone peng. What with the lyrics and the offer of a 'jolly sing along', I could just puke. And it wouldn't be from drinking too much this time. Speaking of drinking, don't ever go on a mountain bike ride with a girl you are trying to impress when A) you have not pedaled more than one mile in a shot for over a year, and you drank your weight in hoppy goodness the night before. A twelve mile ride through the mountains is NOT what the doctor ordered....unless it was Dr. Mengala. Thought I was gonna puke before the ride was over. :mad: :mad: Manned up and made it through. GGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAGGGHHHHAAAARRRGGHHH and then I went home and had a beer. Any of you sackless wads of monkey spunk getting ToW? Looks to be particularly 'splodie. Can't wait for my new toy to arrive. Looks like that is the only remedy for my CM jones until they exhaust all of the 'important' engagements of the last millenium. You know which ones I am talking about: the Paraguan border incident which pits Bolivian civilians against the elite Paraguay police force and the constantly overlooked long simmering fued between Portugal and Spain which could turn into a soccer hulligan brawl at any minute. I am so fecking glad we are getting away from WW2 and getting into hypothetical conflicts which only Dave H believes George W. dreams of, only to wake in the middle of the night with a wet spot on his jammies over.....and then enlists Isreal in a plot to plant false evidence in order to start a war for Halliburton. Did I miss any of the conspiracy pieces? I know Starbucks must be involved too but I just can't work them into this one. Off to bed after a night of hanging out with my housemates new baby boy. The lil fecker is only 11 days old and he is smarter than all of you and better looking than Axe.....wait, that isn't a nice thing to say. A moose's ass is better looking than Axe. Speaking of moose's asses, how are you Axe? May your child take after your bride. I would say 'better half' but that would be akin to saying that water is wet or the sun is bright, we all get those concepts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted April 11, 2007 Share Posted April 11, 2007 ToW: Undecided. Will wait to hear how it plays. Grats Axe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Abbott, I didna git yer email before hitting tha hae last nacht.... und nuw I yam at werk... :mad: :mad: :mad: <font size =1>He he... now there's 2 ping threads... what's the world coming too...!</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Good call about that first thread by our friends, the moderators. It's always dangerous if someone from a small village starts a threat, err.. I mean thread, especially if that village is located at such a northern and forgotten corner of vile euroasiatic Tundra. Surely the discussion is about to occur now more freely than it would had been the case otherwise. On other respects, All the Hail Unknown and Never Heard team, I mean weren't there some verbal riots caused by certain damned juveline delinquent types, cheering for the Sens? At least a couple of years ago? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Originally posted by SSgt Viljuri: damned juveline delinquent types, cheering for the Sens? Redundant statement. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 My name is Harold the Angry Goose and I sanction this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted April 12, 2007 Share Posted April 12, 2007 Originally posted by Soddball: My name is Harold the Angry Goose and I sanction this thread. You just whore yourself for anyone, don'cha? :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Well... I finally got my Christmas present today. (Stupid Best Buy - what a bunch of wankers) All I can say is Wii! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted April 13, 2007 Share Posted April 13, 2007 Don't you mean, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! With no breaks, just to annoy everyone. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 14, 2007 Author Share Posted April 14, 2007 From the depths of hell I spit at the...<big> AXEEEEE </big> Or was that Cleavland? Jim send me a turn! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 15, 2007 Author Share Posted April 15, 2007 ^up^ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 Well my brother in law is going back to Afghanistan on Thursday for ~9 months. He'll be part of a group that is planning/implementing the military portion of the big hydro-electric dam project. When he gets back, he's been "promised" a nice exchange posting in Europe. You notice I said when, with a wife and two kids, "if" isn't an option. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 17, 2007 Author Share Posted April 17, 2007 Good luck to him! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dogface Posted April 17, 2007 Share Posted April 17, 2007 ARRRHHHGGHHHHH- Yeah JRuddy thats funny My bother-in-law also just went over to Afghanistan (about 1 or 2 months ago) He is EOD/Weapons Sgt with the 3rd SFG. He has been lucky so far as to be stationed in the states training others, (he has been SF for at least the last 11 years) but it looks like its his time again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted April 18, 2007 Share Posted April 18, 2007 Originally posted by Sergei: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Soddball: My name is Harold the Angry Goose and I sanction this thread. You just whore yourself for anyone, don'cha? :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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