_Axe_ Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Originally posted by Dave H: How's Mrs. Axe and the soon-to-be-Baby Axe? Any news to share yet? No news. And that includes from the puss-sacks who owe me turns. I swear to all that's unholy you will all receive the TNT slathering you so rightly deserve. GGRGAGARG AGRGARG RGAGRGARGGR AGRAGRGARGGRAGR!!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: P.S. Paula's scheduled to be induced Tuesday at 8 a.m. TNT chucking training and Red Sox indoctrination to start at 8:05. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 11, 2007 Author Share Posted May 11, 2007 Dear Axe My spam filter seems to know SPAM when it sees it, your turns end up in the rubbish bin every time. Then like a maggot I have to go in after them, maggot! All the best, Nick the Prick 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 11, 2007 Share Posted May 11, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: GGRGAGARG AGRGARG RGAGRGARGGR AGRAGRGARGGRAGR!!!!! Ditto. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 Originally posted by Keke: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by _Axe_: GGRGAGARG AGRGARG RGAGRGARGGR AGRAGRGARGGRAGR!!!!!Ditto. :mad: :mad: :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 12, 2007 Share Posted May 12, 2007 It's huge manatee for you, hillbilly boy. :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 I think I single-handedly killed this thread. Mwuahhaahaaa!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PseudoSimonds Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 MAGGOTS!!!!! Still no internet at the place I'm staying so no turns until I get all that sorted out. :mad: :mad: :mad: Note: it gets a bit windy in Saskatchewan. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 That's just because the air is in such a hurry to get to magnificent Manitoba! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Originally posted by Keke: It's huge manatee for you, hillbilly boy. :mad: :mad: :mad: Sorry to burst your bubble, Mr. Geographically-challenged, but nobody in Indiana was ever called a hillbilly for the simple reason that Indiana lacks respectable hills. You're thinking of our neighbors to the east and southeast who infest the Appalachians. Be advised that where you are concerned I use the word "thinking" with great hesitation and in more figurative terms than in a literal sense. Can you tell us what you've been up to for the last few years since you disappeared or is that classified? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSgt Viljuri Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Probably Keke was serving a lenghty prison sentence, and was unfortunate enough to have a way too dogmatic prison warden controlling the premises, banning the use of Internet from all inmates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Originally posted by Dave H: Sorry to burst your bubble, Mr. Geographically-challenged, but nobody in Indiana was ever called a hillbilly for the simple reason that Indiana lacks respectable hills. You're thinking of our neighbors to the east and southeast who infest the Appalachians. Be advised that where you are concerned I use the word "thinking" with great hesitation and in more figurative terms than in a literal sense. Can you tell us what you've been up to for the last few years since you disappeared or is that classified? [/QB]I moved closer to the Russian border, because I hate'em bastards! New job, new house, I hate them too! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 14, 2007 Share Posted May 14, 2007 Originally posted by SSgt Viljuri: Probably Keke was serving a lenghty prison sentence, and was unfortunate enough to have a way too dogmatic prison warden controlling the premises, banning the use of Internet from all inmates. Be careful what you post! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 Oh looky, all sorts of stinky turds are floating back up to the surface. :mad: :mad: WTF, Axe? What crap-all CMAK version are you on? I am using v1.03 and it sez you are a dumbass who hasn't updated. I curse ye!* :mad: :mad: :mad: BTW, the resend format worked. Dunno what you did different but keep it up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted May 15, 2007 Share Posted May 15, 2007 "Hillbilly" is a state of mind. No turns for anyone! :mad: Bwaaahaarggharghharghhargh 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 15, 2007 Author Share Posted May 15, 2007 Originally posted by J Ruddy: "Hillbilly" is a state of mind. Kind of like my old Bluetick hound I like to lay around in the shade And I ain't got much money, but I damn sure got it made.. I ain't asking nobody for nuthin, if I can't get it on my own.. If you don't like the way I'm livin you just leave this long haired country boy alone.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave H Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 Originally posted by Keke: I moved closer to the Russian border, because I hate'em bastards! New job, new house, I hate them too! :mad: I knew it! Keke is single-handedly invading Russia. It's almost time for that 5-minute window when the snow stops falling in your part of the world, so be ready for it. :eek: Watch out Russia for the wrath of the mad Finn (that's redundant, isn't it?). If he's carrying a pinecone in each hand he could be impossible to stop. :eek: :eek: <font size=5>Where's Daddy Axe?? I want baby pictures and I want them NOW!!</font size> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 What the heck do you want baby pictures for? In the hope that Baby Axe has more hair than Daddy Axe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted May 16, 2007 Share Posted May 16, 2007 I don't like the new Soddball. Hell, I wasn't all that keen on the old one but at least it used to growl and show his hideously mangled choppers in a mildly amusing way. Now it's all "How's yer Mum" and other such nauseating pleasantries. I have always known those foppish political types were a bunch of horse's asses but this is the first horse's ass that I known that joined the political forum. A pox on him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Originally recorded by Billy Joe Shaver: My dreams are all dead and buried Sometimes I wish the sun would just explode When God comes and calls me to His kingdom I'll take all ya sons of bitches when I go.It's a pleasure to meet a Finn who isn't obsessed on private parts and God knows what else! Now where the hell is the Finnish word of the day?! GGRGAGARG AGRGARG RGAGRGARGGR AGRAGRGARGGRAGR!!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 Joe Shaver eh? What a riot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Well, she's here. After 34 (!) hours of labour, Claire Ainsley Ballantyne made her appearance at 4:48 a.m. Mon., May 14. She weighed seven pounds, 12 ounces. And yes, she has more hair than daddy. Photo album. Oh, by the way mike -- I sent you CMBB turns you dunderhead, not CMAK. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keke Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Maggots are multiplying! The end is nigh! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Bwahaarrgharrahgraaa *cough* Say good bye to sleep, sucker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted May 17, 2007 Share Posted May 17, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: Oh, by the way mike -- I sent you CMBB turns you dunderhead, not CMAK. :mad: :mad: Well, that 'splains that. BTW, why the fook didn't you photoshop your hideous mug out of those photos? Hell, why aren't you wearing a bag over that train wreck all the time? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted May 17, 2007 Author Share Posted May 17, 2007 Originally posted by _Axe_: Well, she's here. After 34 (!) hours of labour, Claire Ainsley Ballantyne made her appearance at 4:48 a.m. Mon., May 14. She weighed seven pounds, 12 ounces. And yes, she has more hair than daddy. Photo album. Oh, by the way mike -- I sent you CMBB turns you dunderhead, not CMAK. :mad: :mad: Way to go! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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