Seanachai Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 OH, BY THE GOOD GODS, THE BAD GODS, THE GODS THAT LIKE TO LOOK AT WOMEN WITH THEIR TOPS DOWN WITH A SORT OF SLY SMILE ON THEIR FACES WHICH SORT OF QUALIFIES THEM AS, AT LEAST, 'NAUGHTY' GODS: IT IS GOOD, TO BE BACK. Someone give Bugged a double shot of single malt, and get her to sing, start to stop, 'I've been a Wild Rover'. Someone get a taser and shoot Grog Dorosh in the arse! Someone find Emrys and tell him we're going to do Poetry! Someone find my endlessly disloyal, piss-poor excuse for a Minion, Boo Radley, and tell the bastard to get me a drink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 And then, mercifully, he passed out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Someone give Bugged a double shot of single malt, and get her to sing, start to stop, 'I've been a Wild Rover'. Trust me, if I'm singing it'll be you guys that will need the liquor to numb the pain. Nice to see you again, Seanachai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Someone give Bugged a double shot of single malt, and get her to sing, start to stop, 'I've been a Wild Rover'. Trust me, if I'm singing it'll be you guys that will need the liquor to numb the pain. Nice to see you again, Seanachai. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rleete: Are you gonna challenge Seanachai to a game? I believe the good Seanachai owes me an e-mail. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Someone give Bugged a double shot of single malt, and get her to sing, start to stop, 'I've been a Wild Rover'. Trust me, if I'm singing it'll be you guys that will need the liquor to numb the pain. Nice to see you again, Seanachai. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Right, then. I shall be going to each of you in turn. AND I SHALL BE LOOKING FOR AN ACCOUNTING! Would an Accountant do? I'm sure there are a few of them around here somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisbech_lad Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 So SeA_54 is back eh? Grooming innocent young pengsters in the ways of (scum) sucking newbies and wallowing in cess? Welcome back, or somfink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: Would an Accountant do? I'm sure there are a few of them around here somewhere. You can have some of ours. They only get in the way anyhow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: QUITE POSSIBLY, YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE AUSSIE FECK! Rat about and see if you can find it to stand in it until I'm ready to deal with you.Doh! That sounds like too much hard work. Interferes with me drinking time don't cha know?! I tell you what, you send me a map detailing where I'm supposed to stand, and a time which when I'm supposed to stand in it, and I'll endeavour to be there (unless of course it interferes with drinking time, or coffee). If you can't find it, scrawl that fact onto the stub of your last totally undeserved paycheck, roll it up, and shove it into your latest empty bottle and chuck it at the head of the Justicar. I'll have you know it's totally deserved. It is my responsibility to ream, annoy, and generally piss off the Australian taxpayer and waste their mandatory contribution to governance. That sort of experience requires professionalism, and by crikey I deliver it! Job satisfaction? Yep in spades. Each death threat is a measure of my performance. Anyhow it's great to have you back. If I was there (and I was a few weeks back, where were you?) I would shout you a drink. I'd probably spit in it too, but that just shows how much I like you. *hugs* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Someone find my endlessly disloyal, piss-poor excuse for a Minion, Boo Radley, and tell the bastard to get me a drink! (The lilting voice of Commentator, Debbie Elliot of NPR blares forth from the clock radio beside the spartan pallet in the darkened room. Faster than thought, a muscular forearm shoots out from beneath the covers and a finely manicured finger flips off the alarm. Throwing back the bedclothes, the figure plants his feet on the bedroom floor and slowly straightens himself to his full height of 6'2". Cracking his back and flexing his shoulders, a wry grin slowly blossoms one one side of his face, "One prune juice on the rocks, coming right up.") It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: I am the wind beneath it's freaking wings, try eating less beans then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 W00T! [ October 11, 2006, 06:02 AM: Message edited by: Stuka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by Stuka: W00T! Based on your previous post shouldn't that be POOT or TOOT? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: ("baited" breath in the case of Lars who never really GOT the concept) Mmmm...sushi... And sushi means saki. What part of this concept don't YOU understand? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Dagnabit. Seanachai is back... I wanted an improvement, an elevation, a certain level of gentility in the MBT, not a slightly smelly red nosed gnome to come and start stumbling about, especially after Bugged has spent so much time straightening up the place. I blame the Justicar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 The Gnome is home! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Dagnabit. Some kind of nice talk there potty mouth. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Wash his mouth out with soap, Gran'pappy..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 I support your war of terror. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaska. Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 And I have chram thick like tube of pringles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Holy crap... it's been a month already? Man, that just flew by. Must have been because I haven't tried to keep up with the MBT's daily drivel. Keeping up to date with the goings on here is like whacking oneself in the head with a board... sure, it's something to do and sure it helps pass the time, but it does beg the question "if this is as good as my life gets, perhaps a Bren gun to the head would be better in the long run". I know, I know... Dorosh is now going to give us a lecture about how difficult it is to pull the trigger with the barrel pointed at one's head, but it's a metaphore and therefore I don't care what he says! Well, unless he starts in with the whole tripod thing... Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Holy crap... it's been a month already? Man, that just flew by. Must have been because I haven't tried to keep up with the MBT's daily drivel. Keeping up to date with the goings on here is like whacking oneself in the head with a board... sure, it's something to do and sure it helps pass the time, but it does beg the question "if this is as good as my life gets, perhaps a Bren gun to the head would be better in the long run". I know, I know... Dorosh is now going to give us a lecture about how difficult it is to pull the trigger with the barrel pointed at one's head, but it's a metaphore and therefore I don't care what he says! Well, unless he starts in with the whole tripod thing... Steve You can't run with a Bren Tripod either, Steve, you feckless git, and I know because you told everyone so in the CMBO days. :mad: But since you're the only one in the Pool to bold my name, I'm naturally letting it pass. That and because you recently had reason to recall where the ban button is. heh. **backs away slowly from the keyboard with hands raised in the "French" position** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Holy crap... it's been a month already? Man, that just flew by. Must have been because I haven't tried to keep up with the MBT's daily drivel. Keeping up to date with the goings on here is like whacking oneself in the head with a board... sure, it's something to do and sure it helps pass the time, but it does beg the question "if this is as good as my life gets, perhaps a Bren gun to the head would be better in the long run". I know, I know... Dorosh is now going to give us a lecture about how difficult it is to pull the trigger with the barrel pointed at one's head, but it's a metaphore and therefore I don't care what he says! Well, unless he starts in with the whole tripod thing... Steve You can't run with a Bren Tripod either, Steve, you feckless git, and I know because you told everyone so in the CMBO days. :mad: But since you're the only one in the Pool to bold my name, I'm naturally letting it pass. That and because you recently had reason to recall where the ban button is. heh. **backs away slowly from the keyboard with hands raised in the "French" position** </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 Posted by The Old Codger. ...did we decide to Coventry Princess Erping? Yes, ban it, ignore it, set The Gnome onto it whatever. Just kick it in the ghoolies - then send it away. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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