MrPeng Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Ha! I declare the Peng Challenge thread DEAD!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Nice try, but are you fully qualified to call the time of death? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 It's not official on account of how you didn't use the word "Thread" in the title ... also because you can't. Joe p.s. Lousy rules ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Bird flu? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Are you gonna challenge Seanachai to a game? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by rleete: Are you gonna challenge Seanachai to a game? I believe the good Seanachai owes me an e-mail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 There's another one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by rleete: There's another one? You're a moron. And I doubt Seanachai will even see that before the 10th, when his self-imposed exile ends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 7, 2006 Author Share Posted October 7, 2006 Damn! I knew I forgot... er... OH! A butterfly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Isn't Peng starting an incarnation of the Peng Challenge Thread another sign of the Apocalypso? How many does that make? 47? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. Dear Mr. Original. Send me an email. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 You putrid bunch of eel infested hangers on. Have you all sunk so low in your fetid pools of de-evolutionary scum that you allow the great Peng Challenge Thread to degenerate to this, this, this.... almost Goodalean level of lameness? Seems that I can't even leave for 3 days of good Law Enforcement training {in how to fleece the Illannoyingians and Minnestroannies out of their hard earned shekels by baiting speed traps with non-beer soaked brats for the former, and dill flavored sour cream for the latter}, without the MBT coming to such a sorry state that Elvis's musings seem a ray of literary sunshine, that we must call on the final line of defense before the MBT is declared null and void, the Aussies... Hang your heads in shame, in shame,,,, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: ...Rant.. ...that we must call on the final line of defense before the MBT is declared null and void, the Aussies... Hang your heads in shame, in shame,,,, See, the man has class, style, humbleness and good-old-fashioned* common sense. Perceptive, as well! Noba. * No, Joe we wern't including you THIS time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 7, 2006 Share Posted October 7, 2006 Originally posted by NG cavscout: .... almost Goodalean level of lameness? Bite. Your. Tongue. ...non-beer soaked brats,,,, <FONT SIZE =+4>SACRILEGE!!!!!</FONT SIZE =+4> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 8, 2006 Author Share Posted October 8, 2006 Footy update. I am once again coaching the Twin's U-12 rec league soccer team this year. I have a really good bunch of girls. But it's the usual thing: "Who will show up for the game today?" We are now sitting at 3-4 after an abysmal 0-3 start. The last game of our losing streak was an 8-1 dismantling. I was fairly bummed out until I learned that the team we played was stacked STACKED with "travel team" players. That is, there were a bunch of girls who are in the competative league, not our happy-go-lucky recreational league. In fairness, I have two travel team players, but they told me that the other team has SIX of their travelling buddies on it. Well, after that 8-1 shamefest of horrors, my gang bounced right back and two days later scored our first W. A 3-2 squeaker. It really pumped them up. Our next win was 4-1 amd then we just won on thursday in a weird little game that ended up 4-3. Natalie was robbed of a goal. She said the keeper was behind the line when she caught the ball. But we were short a ref and we coaches couldn't tell from where we were. But it was still a Win even without Nat's goal. This morning we played the scumsuckingmotherlessbrats that beat us 8-1. I had high hopes into the 4th quarter. We were knotted at 1-1. The girls were really hustling, working like a team, making good crisp passes, and good decisions about what to do. Then all of a sudden in the 4th period it was like a tidal wave hit. The opposing coach apparently put ALL the travel kids in at once. They SHREDDED my girls and scored three times in quick succession. It was awful. A horror, and there was nothing I could do about it.It wasn't for lack of effort, or doing the best that they could, they were simply outclassed. I watched time and again as a defender would be burned - by one little girl in particular - whose speed and footwork was really astounding. I mean this girl could PLAY. But she had help. Oh man did she have help. By the end of the thing all I could say to my team was "Thanks for hanging in there, you guys! We cut their total in half this time." Once again, my crew took it much better than I did. Nat said, "Bah! they're all travel kids. Who cares? We can kick the crap out of kids in our league!" And we can. There are 4 more games to play. With our hated nemesis out of the way, I think we can at least win three of them. Anyway, my girls are a great bunch, I couldn't ask for a livelier and more fun group. They love to play and even when things are grim they still play hard. Yay, team. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 I think your team needs to burn you in effegy. Effegy, Pennsylvania. Beautiful country around there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 An effegy with the real Peng inside would be far more suitable... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Originally posted by Stuka: An effegy with the real Peng inside would be far more suitable... No... once again the joke has gone completely over that pointy little head of yours. But, I'm not going to explain it to you, because, to paraphrase my Great Aunt Ruth, "If you have to explain the joke, it's no longer a joke... it's a learning experience". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 You make jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: You make jokes? He IS the joke. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Boo Jokestrap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I'm not going to explain it to you, because, there are big words in it and I don't none read too good.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Originally posted by Speedy: You make jokes?Thus far Boo has not been allowed to breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted October 8, 2006 Share Posted October 8, 2006 Don't you mean breathe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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