Michael Emrys Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I've got tons of good pipe tobacco left over from the last time I smoked a pipe. I'll send it to him if he begs and pleads real nice. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I have an old bong hidden up in my mom's attic probably. I'll send it to The Bard to help with the smoking thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by Abbott: We know you’re not a racist, you have always hated everyone equally. And I want to own you, biatch. I'd love you like I love my...oh, never mind, this isn’t going anywhere good... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by Dave H: Maybe Marlow and Barrold and dumrox and Dirtweasle and rleete and dfgardner and wbs will join you in the hilarity here, too.Hey, dickhead. My only post in that thread was a jab at Al Sharpton, whom I consider to be a worthless ****, regardless of his skin color. I also think that Pat Robertson is in the same category. Does that make me a racist, too? And if you have a post of mine that you want to specifically critisize, I suggest you post in the same thread in the same forum. Otherwise, shut your yap. Oh, and just so there is no misunderstanding: I think you are an asshole of the lowest sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Probably a millipede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Probably a millipede. An 8 foot millipede? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Probably a millipede. An 8 foot millipede? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 No, that would be an octopede. Besides, after much observation, if the millipede were to raise its butt.. it might not then be the lowest asshole. .. but only for a short time before gravity took affect. Which, I suspect, would be like the impression of impending inevitability and unremitting tedium that one would encounter before getting to the point where the foresaid millipede might want to crawl over and offer an opinon. Butt and all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 I like Millipedes....they are cute! And they are not spiders! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 ... of course, millipedes have the ability to burrow. And that would strongly suggest subterranean asshole activity which sheds a completely different light on the matter as yer can't get lower than subterranean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Unless it were a Dutch millipede. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Mmmmmmm good eating Dutch millipedes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Maybe Mace could fix him up with a ewe?NO! HE CAN GET HIS OWN BLOODY EWE!!! *mad* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 ... and I shouldn't want to be a millipede in a tundra region because me buttocks might get frozen into the permafrost. Sort of puts Woolly Mammoths into perspective. Their butts were well above ground level but it is quite likely they had an issue with dingle-berries. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: good eating Dutch millipedes. *recalls the annual winter millipede plague* Hey Speedy, next time I have the buggers scurrying across the floor and up the walls I'll put them in a doggybag and send them over. You can have them as a 'tasty' snack. *blurg* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Sort of puts Woolly Mammoths into perspective. Their butts were well above ground level but it is quite likely they had an issue with dingle-berries. Well, that'll teach them not to wipe properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Probably a millipede. An 8 foot millipede? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Well, that'll teach them not to wipe properly. Well, that is an interesting thing to offer. See, I have never, ever seen a millipede with a dingle-berry. Not one. Sort of makes yer wonder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Argue with this guy: Arthropleura Minor quibble. "New Mexico is now a world record holder of such "exquisitely grotesque creatures,"Not until you move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: No, you're confusing haemorrhoids with your brain. Well in that case my Brain has disappeared as quickly as it appeared Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 I'm surprised any of you can spell haemorrhoids. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Yes, I'm afraid the level of erudition is quite impressive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Yes, I'm afraid the level of erudition is quite impressive. Which goes to prove what impressive people we all are. stikkypixie and Aussies excepted of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Yes, I have often considered messypoxie one of the most impressive. But I fear that without a Heidelburg press to hoof I might have to resort to a common hammer to extract the odd, smattered morsel of erudite wonderment upon which we might feast? Of course, this will preclude yer resident vegetarians so I'll pass in favour of a thistle. Damnable shame... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 13, 2005 Share Posted November 13, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Well in that case my Brain has disappeared as quickly as it appeared Sig material, that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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