Lars Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Hunting Regulations: $ - Buy a license. As in we need a e-mail addy, bub. * - Get up early. You're gonna have to if ya wanna get game in these parts. ^ - Take careful aim, don't shoot at the whole flock. @ - Check for antlers or plumage before firing. No shooting hens. Better yet, sod off and go take up fishing… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Now I want you to understand Lars... you ARE a complete lackwit. You have NO redeeming qualities. However, that is, perhaps, the wittiest rules yet. 1000 Monkey Test #2: possitive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 1, 2005 Author Share Posted November 1, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: 1000 Monkey Test #2: possitive Hey, I swear I never touched her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Good to see Berli posting... no wait, what the hell am I thinking? Sorry, I wasn't thinking... not unusual ... ah well, back to work. Although I will have you know that I have begun my utter destruction of Boo! in the abomination of a scenario Abb00t strangled together with spit, paperclips and gumwrappers. MrRadley will be toast in a matter of moments. Seedless rye toast with just a schmeer of lightly salted butter and perhaps some nice kippers and bacon and sausages and a big fat plate full of homefries with plenty of black pepper and habanero sauce... Damn, now I've come over all peckish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Aw shucks Booacious nowhere has it ever been said or proven that I could follow rules or even read them. Hell, if Lars had not said something about getting up early, Deer tags, shooting, fishing, Does (they got tender meat) and aiming, antlers, firing, plumage and hens I wouldn’t even know there were any rules atall. And whatever you do don’t mention another incarnation, that could be hazardous to Joe’s health and well being. You would not want anyone to finally send him over the top would you? That would leave you in charge of the *shudders and walks away*…. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Good to see Berli posting... no wait, what the hell am I thinking? Sorry, I wasn't thinking... not unusual ... ah well, back to work. Although I will have you know that I have begun my utter destruction of Boo! in the abomination of a scenario Abb00t strangled together with spit, paperclips and gumwrappers. MrRadley will be toast in a matter of moments. Seedless rye toast with just a schmeer of lightly salted butter and perhaps some nice kippers and bacon and sausages and a big fat plate full of homefries with plenty of black pepper and habanero sauce... Pffft! You make it sound as if it's never happened before. I'll have you know that I have been soundly beaten MANY times by much better men than you (Not that that's setting the bar very high). I've even been beaten by Seanachai on occasion, so don't think that your posturing post impresses anyone here. Before he scarpered off in the middle of our game, I was being soundly thrashed by Panzer Leader! Did you hear me??? Panzer Leader! Bah! Pound your sparrow-like chest elsewhere Peng. Beating me at CM is not resume material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Too. Much. Candy. Corn. OOooooooooog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted November 1, 2005 Share Posted November 1, 2005 Originally posted by Lars: Better yet, sod off and go take up fishing… Does this mean that we can talk about the length of our rods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Too. Much. Candy. Corn. OOooooooooog. You actually eat that stuff? I believe what Lewis Black said about it. There was a limited amount of it made, and it gets recycled every year, except for the few peices that the alzheimer types eat every year because they forget that it tastes like absolute crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Pffft! You make it sound as if it's never happened before. SNIP I was being soundly thrashed by Panzer Leader! Did you hear me??? Panzer Leader! Bah! Pound your sparrow-like chest elsewhere Peng. Beating me at CM is not resume material. Howaboot a nice game of snooker then? I'll beat you with the cue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I've found that I am incapable of eating all of the candy corn I buy, no matter the amount. I buy 10 pieces, I feel done after 8. I buy 7 metric tons, and I feel equally done after 5. It's strange - my stomach will never allow me to finish what my brain deems a "serving" of candy corn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: It's strange - my stomach will never allow me to finish what my brain deems a "serving" of candy corn. I should think the fingers are doing exactly the same when the brain deems a forum post? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Howaboot a nice game of snooker then? I'll beat you with the cue. Throw a cueball at him. They hurt more, and make a very satisfying 'Thwack' sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Pffft! You make it sound as if it's never happened before. SNIP I was being soundly thrashed by Panzer Leader! Did you hear me??? Panzer Leader! Bah! Pound your sparrow-like chest elsewhere Peng. Beating me at CM is not resume material. Howaboot a nice game of snooker then? I'll beat you with the cue. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 2, 2005 Author Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Better yet, sod off and go take up fishing… Does this mean that we can talk about the length of our rods? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: Pffft! You make it sound as if it's never happened before. SNIP I was being soundly thrashed by Panzer Leader! Did you hear me??? Panzer Leader! Bah! Pound your sparrow-like chest elsewhere Peng. Beating me at CM is not resume material. Howaboot a nice game of snooker then? I'll beat you with the cue. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Erm, no, I suck at all forms of pool, billiards, nineball, snooker and that there stuff. I just want to whack you across the noggin with the cue. Oh, and chuck a ball or two at you as our good pal Mace suggested. Yeah? Well Mace also said you throw like a Sheila, so you may want to rethink that. And if you want to whack me in the noggin with a cue, you prolly should warm up a bit first. You could try putting a brick in your purse and swinging that for a bit. Just trying to help. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrPeng: Erm, no, I suck at all forms of pool, billiards, nineball, snooker and that there stuff. I just want to whack you across the noggin with the cue. Oh, and chuck a ball or two at you as our good pal Mace suggested. Yeah? Well Mace also said you throw like a Sheila, so you may want to rethink that. And if you want to whack me in the noggin with a cue, you prolly should warm up a bit first. You could try putting a brick in your purse and swinging that for a bit. Just trying to help. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Now just hold on there... I gave up cross dressing a LONG TIME AGO. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: Now just hold on there... I gave up cross dressing a LONG TIME AGO. but you still have a reptilian type brain.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by Nidan1: but you still have a reptilian type brain.... Funny I always imagined beloved Peng as quite amphibian-esque ... perhaps like a cross between a brightly coloured poisonous frog & some kind of worm like Caecilian Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 In my natural Pod form I am somewhat Flying Spaghetti Monster-like (praise be to Him) in appearance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: In my natural Pod form I am somewhat Flying Spaghetti Monster-like (praise be to Him) in appearance. Is that like tinned spaghetti or proper spaghetti? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I picture a Dimetredon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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