stikkypixie Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: SnipDidn't you used to have an extra "e" in your name? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by Bugged: I have a friend, a great friend, who has loads of life experience. She has lived her life. Not all of her experiences are moral. Not all of her experiences are legal. She has been there, done that. She has made her mistakes and She bears her scars. When She speaks, I listen. She does not lecture, though. She has my utmost respect. She is not a poseur. She is wise. Do you know the difference? Grand Ma Steve ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo: SnipDidn't you used to have an extra "e" in your name? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Oh... I suppose, contemplating this certainty, that the little Gnome might climb into the sporran much as a little Roo might climb into its Antipodean pouch (warm and welcoming) or Abbott's dwindling acumen stuffed (luke warm and damp) into a bloated, stiff rat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Oh... I suppose, contemplating this certainty, that the little Gnome might climb into the sporran much as a little Roo might climb into its Antipodean pouch (warm and welcoming) or Abbott's dwindling acumen stuffed (luke warm and damp) into a bloated, stiff rat. Who peed on your cornflakes? Speak English next time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Oh, deary me... better scribble that out... ... bloated, stiff vole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Oh, deary me... better scribble that out... ... bloated, stiff vole. Yeah, but can you change the oil in your truck without ducking your head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: More importanly though, does your friend buy into this whole Incremental Infantry Fire Table crap? The IIFT was a load of crappola. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Trucks require the changing of their "oil?" What is this strange concept, and how can it help the grinding, coughing, sputtering noises exuded by my F-350? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 ... of course, I was rather hoping yer might fit into a squirrel. Not one of the more lithe, Euro red squirrels but one of the those bulky Merkin grey ones with their fine bone structure, defined musculature and therefore more compliant orifices. But one must consider that even with enough creaking rigor mortis to force yer grey to plummet from its high bough, its little claws stiffening towards the sky in a squirrel death grip, it would be too quick for you. So, a waterlogged vole will just have to do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo: SnipDidn't you used to have an extra "e" in your name? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: So, a waterlogged vole will just have to do. Well, it sounds like your smart enough that you can do the work of three men, Larry, Curly & Moe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: Trucks require the changing of their "oil?" What is this strange concept, and how can it help the grinding, coughing, sputtering noises exuded by my F-350? Exactly Leeo, if you keep giving them oil ... they just come to expect it and they sulk if they don't get it. Better by far to simply top it off from time to time when the dipstick is dry ... it teaches them discipline and they are thankful for it then. Spare the rod and spoil the ride I always say. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 [peering whimsically up at the acid rain-blighted tree to see whether fate might deliver a 1.5 ton amenable dead water buffalo...] Yer might need a head start? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 [peering into the cesspool, holding nose and wiping tears from eyes...] Geez, you guys let anyone in here these days... [shakes head, sods off...] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: [peering whimsically up at the acid rain-blighted tree to see whether fate might deliver a 1.5 ton amenable dead water buffalo...] Yer might need a head start? Cool firewood! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted June 11, 2007 Share Posted June 11, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: Well, it sounds like your smart ... I wished I still had my smart. It used to perch upon my shoulder and tell me answers to riddles, the answers for which I had previously only been able to ken through divine intervention as witnessed through the spleen of intel-identified goat "informers." Alas, my smart didn't have the stomach necessary to extract confessions from the goats, so it requested and received furlough by way of being an unconscionable defector. It's too bad the smarts no longer roost at the white house. It's too bad they no longer do my job for me. It's too bad they languish in exile in foreign lands at 5 cents to the dollar. It's 2 Bad. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: [peering whimsically up at the acid rain-blighted tree to see whether fate might deliver a 1.5 ton amenable dead water buffalo...] Yer might need a head start? Being from England I forgive your lack of understanding and inability to use proper English. I imagine that during your senior year of High School you and your mother had Homeroom together. Nothing to worry about, the U.S.A. will take good care of you and your goverment as we always have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Poor England. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: Poor England. **** rolls downunder hill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 It certainly does. And how's life in the valley treating you, Abbott? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: It certainly does. And how's life in the valley treating you, Abbott? Have you been snoozing? I live in the hills Mate! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 When I was in grade four, my english teacher taught me the difference between these two sentences: Originally posted by Seanachai: Whatsa matter, can't you just quit Abbott? and "Whatsa matter, can't you just quit, Abbott?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: Have you been snoozing? I live in the hills Mate! You do? Damn, I've been misdirected once again... **shakes the clearer moral compass** Damn, this new one's broken. It keeps pointing South by South west. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted June 12, 2007 Share Posted June 12, 2007 Originally posted by Bugged: When I was in grade four, my english teacher taught me the difference between these two sentences: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Whatsa matter, can't you just quit Abbott? and "Whatsa matter, can't you just quit, Abbott?" </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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