109 Gustav Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Probably not; I don't have any sisters, and both my brothers can run faster than me, so I can't use them for punching bags anymore. As far as I'm concerned, you're more than welcome to order CMBB before them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herr Oberst Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: You are the worst of the three Evils, aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 1, 2002 Author Share Posted September 1, 2002 Originally posted by argie: What a sad Universe.What a sad Universe? What a glorious Universe, Argie! What a Universe rich with possibilities, and stupidities, and banter between odd Argintinians, and no-account Minnesotans who long for BFC to grant them the right of first purchase! Originally posted by argie: Oh, my Lord!!! I get the bold!!!!Of course you did, Argie. From myself, bolded and capitalized forever more. For we are very strange brothers. And you should tell BFC so in no uncertain terms. Let them know that Seanachai should be given the right, before all other mortals, of placing an order for Combat Mission: Barbarrosa to Berlin. For you have but mistook me all this time. I live by bread, like you, know want, feel pain, and request that before all other mortals, I be given the right to order Combat Mission: Barbarrosa to Berlin. Encumbered thus, how can you tell me I am king? [ September 01, 2002, 02:08 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schrullenhaft Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 If there was a God, BFC would allow me to be the very first purchaser. Dear Seanachai, There is no God (witness the existence of SSN's of Ill Repute) ...and God hates you. Affectionately Yours, God PS - Stop groveling... or whatever it is you call it; lest I infest you with the 'Whore of Grog-dom'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 What is this????? Leave Peng alone cause CMBB has been released? I think not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 1, 2002 Author Share Posted September 1, 2002 Anyone remember the Ceausescus? Elena? Nicolae? Well, here's a jolly sing-song adapted from the very fine song by the Oyster Band, and continuing to demand that BFC sell me the game before anyone. 'Poolers take the palace, what do they find in the cabinets of power, secrets left behind? Is it judgement, judgement, stripped to the bone? No, it's 19-carat bathtaps, ivory telephones... It's black satin sheets and crates of German beer pornographic movies, a shattered chandelier sharkskin tuxedos, crystal powder on the sleeve closets full of objects you would not believe How can you use 1000 terms of abuse? When he got those walking blues Just one term had to do So put yourself in Seanachai's shoes They didn't give him time to choose And he said, I'd rather die than look like a loser He said, I'd rather die... There's a safe house in General Forum, full of broken glass blood and wires and mirrors, well the neighbours didn't ask You and I, my friends, took our pleasures to the hilt Only little people have to pay their way with guilt How can you use 1000 terms of abuse? When he got those walking blues Just one term had to do So put yourself in Seanachai's shoes They didn't give him time to choose And he said, I'd rather die than look like a loser He said, I'd rather die... No more bodyguards when he hit the bell no helicopters to lift him out of hell How can you use 1000 terms of abuse? When he got those walking blues Just one term had to do So put yourself in Seanachai's shoes They didn't give him time to choose And he said, I'd rather die than look like a loser He said, I'd rather die... -A very strange adaptation of "Elena's Shoes" by the Oyster Band Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naja Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 "This begs the question of why you aren't in the 'Seanachai Should Be Given Precedence Over All Other Mortals In Ordereing CMBB'." This is the statement originally posted by who I am now sure is the most desperate/senile of cess-pudlians. Shame on you!!!!! Even the vanquished peng is not here begging on hands and knees like a simpleton. You are, yes, evil and despised? Surely, you know you have crossed the thin line by posting outside your limited understanding. senachai, you are merely a under-the-bookshelf aparition of the pengish thread who has somehow been set loosed onto the GF. Is this, seanachai, how fast the noble fall? To think I thought of you as a "verbose boogey man" schooled in the arts of taunts and torture like a Martha Stewart cookbook ghost-writer. Now I see you have been reduced to a half-starved lackwit of a creature lurking and pissing/posting about this BBS like golom seeking that which will never be returned .....the youth of a distant CM. I SEE YOU and it has surely taken its toll on this psyce. Even the aged peng has not but a gasp/post or two left in him. Unlike your fish flopping, peng is undoubtedly still in his book-strewn cave stroking his long locks of grey plotting and scheming for naught..... I think the clock ticks and most certainly it is for thee... That said: Yes! you should be the first to receive CMBB. I am sure that a feeble-minded geriatric as yourself playing the full version will see that his cup is indeed half empty and thus move on to more fashionable games of your generation, preferably OFFLINE. Yes of course recognising your temperment and 'stature' - favorable open air park games such as bingo, shuffleboard or... kick the dog will be allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARBELLA Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Seanachai Is a Mortal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cos Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Originally posted by 109 Gustav: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Steve Grammont had this to say: "I know we've been saying 'no preorders', but when a long-standing poster who's almost magically odd is willing to buy CMBB over paying both his utility bills, well, we just have to give a nod to that sort of weirdness". Seanoochi, I'm sort of scared to ask, but where do you plan on getting electricity to play CMBB if you can't pay the bill?</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARBELLA Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Seanachai : If you are really stuck for buying CMBB i would be happy to buy it for you. my addy is on my profile feel free to mail me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Anyone else noted that the trees gently sway ...? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARBELLA Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 You call that gently :eek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Originally posted by argie: If actually there is a God, then there would not be Cesspoolers.Long live the Devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sitting Duck Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 Originally posted by argie: When I see your member number, I see three sitting ducks... Strange...There is only 1 sitting duck that I know of. I have the win/loss record to prove it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted September 1, 2002 Share Posted September 1, 2002 As one nearly sodding useless idiot, let me cast my vote for the Bard's bid as well. I am control of a multinational that is nearly ready to auger into the spiraling black hole of debt that we have accrued, but yet WILL FIND room on my credit card (and the good Australian one too, not this useless US one where Chase is threatening to send some boys around) to to purchase CMBB. Just for knowing the date upon which I can place this order, I would gladly give the Bard a call every five minutes starting at 12:01 to make sure he is in there with a chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 The Bard now seeks his due, the darkened shadows from whence he came Embrace the lonely afternoon in the twilight of his life. Lonely Bard, bereft of kin and mocked by those unable to grasp the subtle irony of your tales, that gently call them to the grave. Grant his boon, oh BFC give him the first spot in line for his kind are not long for this earth his future is oblivion. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 I say give the man the right of first refusal, but only if he's willing to wear the ball-gag on his fingers once he's been granted the boon he seeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcm1947 Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 I say let him have the first order so maybe he'll get all involved in it and shut the hell up. But Seanachai you don't fool me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by Seanachai: So put yourself in Seanachai's shoes He's got such cute little Gnome shoes...and the little red pointy hat. How could you say no to this little guy? Persephone Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lee Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Seanachai, I don't know if you'll be sent the very first copy of CM2. But even if you aren't, if you'll post your e-mail, I'll send you that hilarious picture John Hough posted of himself on the CM forum as something to humor yourself with while you ponder the anguish of not getting the first CM2 full game out the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaylord Focker Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 I want to be the 7th to order my copy of CMBB. If anyone has a problem with that they can take it up with somebody else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARBELLA Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by Persephone: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: So put yourself in Seanachai's shoes He's got such cute little Gnome shoes...and the little red pointy hat. How could you say no to this little guy? Persephone</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by BARBELLA: My thoughts exactly, so I'm not the only one to be smitten by the Bard !! I don't suppose you have any more pics of him Persephone ? Hmm maybe another search is in order Crikey, a Seanachai groupie! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Firefly Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by Mace: Crikey, a Seanachai groupie! MaceI think she's related to Roxy. Or Hiram in drag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BARBELLA Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by Firefly: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: Crikey, a Seanachai groupie! MaceI think she's related to Roxy. Or Hiram in drag.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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