BARBELLA

I see you didn't take my advice about those "Happy Pills". *shakes head* There's no need to get your Calvins in a twist Joe, i have no wish to be a Lady of the Pool, the very thought of being typecast as such fills me with about as much excitement as becoming wife #7 to you, or would that be 8? As for dressing in frills, *reels back in horror* I knew someone had been rooting through my underwear drawer, am i to assume you've been skipping your bedtime milk and bromide? Get a grip man, it's not too late to reach out and ask for help. Come on, you know you want to, just say these four little words "I need a hug" i won't reject you, promise i won't. Just give me back my frillies and all will be forgiven.

I feel special. Persephone</font>

Feeling better now PL? [ September 03, 2002, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: BARBELLA ]

Talk about the pot calling the kettle? I don't see you coming forth with any so called wit, surely as the supposed justicar of the pool you should be showing us SSNs the way? Yeah yeah i hear ya, (right out the back door with her) And just to put your poor old confused mind at ease, Loraks site was provided to me via a link sent by one of your flock through MSN, so stick that in your pipe and smoke it. I shall go watch the paint dry on my nails, it's certainly much more interesting in anything i have read in here tonight. Pftttttttttttttttttt such a bore. Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Men, who needs them? Hello Persephone!!!!! bolded because she's the only one who deserves it. [ September 03, 2002, 03:35 PM: Message edited by: BARBELLA ]

quote:By Doubting Thomas. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ~Thursday 3 August~ 123 lbs., thigh circumference 18 inches(honestly what is the bloody point), alcohol units, 0, cigatettes 25 (excellent, considering), negative thoughts: approx. 445 per hour, positive thoughts 0. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Aww come on, I may be dumb, but i ain't that dumb. Bridget Jones!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm sure everyone got that one. [ September 02, 2002, 08:16 PM: Message edited by: BARBELLA ]

Thanks for the welcome Sir, it made me feel all warm inside just reading your post, although i must admit, i did have to read it quite a few times before i got the jist. Panzer Leader: I was about to suggest that i should post a pic to prove i am female, but that proves nothing really. On the other hand,I'm sure there are many questions that only a woman could answer, feel free to question me all you want. Look on me as a kinda agony aunt, who knows you may find out a few things that will give you back that tingly feeling you lost. [ September 02, 2002, 07:34 PM: Message edited by: BARBELLA ]

I am NOT Hiram . I am NOT Fionn I am NOT Emma I am NOT Roxy Seems I am not the only one with grammer problems. *makes a mental note* Remember to check for commas. Not that i will of course. Thanks to Treeburst for the vote of confidence as to my sex. When i grow up, i hope to be as clever as you. Damn commas, who invented those anyway? [ September 02, 2002, 06:53 PM: Message edited by: BARBELLA ]

Believe me when I tell you that it is a drag for us too. And the pre-pubescent grammatical and spelling mistakes only drag it down so much further. Be a good boy and sod off now. Thanks!</font>

Uh, that would have to be me. Hiram would disagree; but I'm your stud, I am. BTW, you misspelled 'veins' and 'running'. Two misspellings in one sentence suggests to me you need to go back to your AOL chat room. If you don't, we'll have to shoot you. Squire Treeburst155 out.</font>

No, but I do run them through the sheep dip on occassion. Mace</font>

Another Pillock, and a fake one at that, still you smell a lot nicer than some that's probably the female element in you. I've read all about your escapades as Roxy and how you want so much to be female, frankly i wouldn't have been fooled. It takes a woman to know a woman and i hate to be the bearer of bad news but i am indeed a woman so it seems I can fool you. BTW if i was male then i wouldn't be sheriff Joe i'd be someone with much more testosterone runing through my viens. Anyone here fit that bill?

Was alright till you poked your snotty nose in here, so you can now SOD OFF!!</font>

We had our private moments. It was a wild fling of unbridled yearning that was fanned into a mad, lusty rush around the paddock. Of course it was all doomed from the start. He gripped me knee too tightly, I didn't *honk* properly. </font>

Huh, takes a Newbie to stop the MBT from ending up on page two. Say what you like about those Aussies but at least they posted. Seems like the rest of you are lazy gits though. And to think when i arrived here it was from a link that promised "not just the run of the mill thread but enjoy's some stimulating conversation". Yeah right.

I think she's related to Roxy. Or Hiram in drag.</font>