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Originally posted by argie:

What a sad Universe.

What a sad Universe? What a glorious Universe, Argie! What a Universe rich with possibilities, and stupidities, and banter between odd Argintinians, and no-account Minnesotans who long for BFC to grant them the right of first purchase!

Originally posted by argie:

Oh, my Lord!!! I get the bold!!!!

Of course you did, Argie. From myself, bolded and capitalized forever more. For we are very strange brothers.

And you should tell BFC so in no uncertain terms. Let them know that Seanachai should be given the right, before all other mortals, of placing an order for Combat Mission: Barbarrosa to Berlin.

For you have but mistook me all this time. I live by bread, like you, know want, feel pain, and request that before all other mortals, I be given the right to order Combat Mission: Barbarrosa to Berlin. Encumbered thus, how can you tell me I am king?

[ September 01, 2002, 02:08 AM: Message edited by: Seanachai ]

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Anyone remember the Ceausescus? Elena? Nicolae? Well, here's a jolly sing-song adapted from the very fine song by the Oyster Band, and continuing to demand that BFC sell me the game before anyone.

'Poolers take the palace, what do they find

in the cabinets of power, secrets left behind?

Is it judgement, judgement, stripped to the bone?

No, it's 19-carat bathtaps, ivory telephones...

It's black satin sheets and crates of German beer

pornographic movies, a shattered chandelier

sharkskin tuxedos, crystal powder on the sleeve

closets full of objects you would not believe

How can you use

1000 terms of abuse?

When he got those walking blues

Just one term had to do

So put yourself in Seanachai's shoes

They didn't give him time to choose

And he said, I'd rather die than look like a loser

He said, I'd rather die...

There's a safe house in General Forum, full of broken glass

blood and wires and mirrors, well the neighbours didn't ask

You and I, my friends, took our pleasures to the hilt

Only little people have to pay their way with guilt

How can you use

1000 terms of abuse?

When he got those walking blues

Just one term had to do

So put yourself in Seanachai's shoes

They didn't give him time to choose

And he said, I'd rather die than look like a loser

He said, I'd rather die...

No more bodyguards

when he hit the bell

no helicopters

to lift him out of hell

How can you use

1000 terms of abuse?

When he got those walking blues

Just one term had to do

So put yourself in Seanachai's shoes

They didn't give him time to choose

And he said, I'd rather die than look like a loser

He said, I'd rather die...

-A very strange adaptation of "Elena's Shoes"

by the Oyster Band

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"This begs the question of why you aren't in the 'Seanachai Should Be Given Precedence Over All Other Mortals In Ordereing CMBB'."

This is the statement originally posted by who I am now sure is the most desperate/senile of cess-pudlians. Shame on you!!!!! Even the vanquished peng is not here begging on hands and knees like a simpleton. You are, yes, evil and despised? Surely, you know you have crossed the thin line by posting outside your limited understanding. senachai, you are merely a under-the-bookshelf aparition of the pengish thread who has somehow been set loosed onto the GF. Is this, seanachai, how fast the noble fall? To think I thought of you as a "verbose boogey man" schooled in the arts of taunts and torture like a Martha Stewart cookbook ghost-writer. Now I see you have been reduced to a half-starved lackwit of a creature lurking and pissing/posting about this BBS like golom seeking that which will never be returned .....the youth of a distant CM. I SEE YOU and it has surely taken its toll on this psyce. Even the aged peng has not but a gasp/post or two left in him. Unlike your fish flopping, peng is undoubtedly still in his book-strewn cave stroking his long locks of grey plotting and scheming for naught..... I think the clock ticks and most certainly it is for thee...

That said: Yes! you should be the first to receive CMBB. I am sure that a feeble-minded geriatric as yourself playing the full version will see that his cup is indeed half empty and thus move on to more fashionable games of your generation, preferably OFFLINE. Yes of course recognising your temperment and 'stature' - favorable open air park games such as bingo, shuffleboard or... kick the dog will be allowed.

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Originally posted by 109 Gustav:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />

Steve Grammont had this to say: "I know we've been saying 'no preorders', but when a long-standing poster who's almost magically odd is willing to buy CMBB over paying both his utility bills, well, we just have to give a nod to that sort of weirdness".

Seanoochi, I'm sort of scared to ask, but where do you plan on getting electricity to play CMBB if you can't pay the bill?</font>
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As one nearly sodding useless idiot, let me cast my vote for the Bard's bid as well. I am control of a multinational that is nearly ready to auger into the spiraling black hole of debt that we have accrued, but yet WILL FIND room on my credit card (and the good Australian one too, not this useless US one where Chase is threatening to send some boys around) to to purchase CMBB. Just for knowing the date upon which I can place this order, I would gladly give the Bard a call every five minutes starting at 12:01 to make sure he is in there with a chance.

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The Bard now seeks his due,

the darkened shadows from whence he came

Embrace the lonely afternoon

in the twilight of his life.

Lonely Bard, bereft of kin

and mocked by those unable to grasp

the subtle irony of your tales,

that gently call them to the grave.

Grant his boon, oh BFC

give him the first spot in line

for his kind are not long for this earth

his future is oblivion.

Steve

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Seanachai, I don't know if you'll be sent the very first copy of CM2. But even

if you aren't, if you'll post your e-mail, I'll send you that hilarious

picture John Hough posted of himself on the CM forum as something to humor

yourself with while you ponder the anguish of not getting the first

CM2 full game out the door. smile.gif

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Originally posted by Persephone:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai:

So put yourself in Seanachai's shoes

He's got such cute little Gnome shoes...and the little red pointy hat.

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How could you say no to this little guy?

Persephone</font>

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Originally posted by BARBELLA:

My thoughts exactly, so I'm not the only one to be smitten by the Bard !!

I don't suppose you have any more pics of him Persephone ?

Hmm maybe another search is in order :D

Crikey, a Seanachai groupie!

Mace

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