Boo Radley Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 In my PBEM against Hiram, which should start moving right along if he ever sends a move, he informed me that he thought he was defending, but was surprised to see he had no foxholes. This should be a whole lot of fun, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Dammit Berli, I'm having a nervous breakdown out on the outerboards. Please advise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Dammit Berli, I'm having a nervous breakdown out on the outerboards. Please advise!Well I can't speak for Berli, but my suggestion is ... STAY OFF THE OUTERBOARDS ... doofus. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by AussieJeff: Idiot! SSN Newbie Pool Waders are .inf!! Added to that, their skulls are so thin that they are modelled as soft targets. It's no wonder your heavy AT rounds pass straight through their thought processes without exploding. Try using canister shot. That does the trick every time! They don't like THAT up 'em, lads!!! Muhahahahaha! Oh, and further - STOP USING THE FRIGGIN' DEMO and purchase THE REAL THING cuz the Conscript SSN Pool Wader modelling is much more realistic per se. Happy hunting.... AJWell, I admit that skull thickness is relative. While far thicker than the skull of an ordinary person, SSN pool dipper skulls ARE thin in comparison to Aussie skulls. However, the SSN skulls are significantly more resistant to subtlety, irony, and anything other than the most obvious and bludgeoning of insults due to their highly sloped forehead (the Aussie heads being rather block-like, with little slope). Blunt insults, much like the blunt nosed Russian AP ammo, are the most effective means of penetration. While effective at deflecting insults, the high degree of slope does have one significant drawback. It results in a total cranial cavity volume that smaller than that of an average sized hedgehog, and only slightly larger than that of New Zealander (or Kiwi, or whatever they call themselves). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marlow Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Dammit Berli, I'm having a nervous breakdown out on the outerboards. Please advise!Well I can't speak for Berli, but my suggestion is ... STAY OFF THE OUTERBOARDS ... doofus. Joe</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: Let’s see here… OGSF – owes me a turn. Panzer Leader – owes me a turn. MrSpkr – owes me a turn. Iskander – owes me a turn. Papa Kahn – owes me a turn. Hey Mike, can you spot the pattern?Yep - they're all embarrased to be playing you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Marlow: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Dammit Berli, I'm having a nervous breakdown out on the outerboards. Please advise!Well I can't speak for Berli, but my suggestion is ... STAY OFF THE OUTERBOARDS ... doofus. Joe</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 It's the Tac-AI Joe, the TAC-AI! They just don't likes you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: It's the Tac-AI Joe, the TAC-AI! They just don't likes you.And was it the Tac AI that told your lads to chase mine, eh? Was it then? I think NOT. I'll have my vengence Panzer Leader and for what it's worth your treachery will avail you NOT for my lads are about 10 seconds from the edge and there's not a DAMNED THING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Whatever Joe says about our battle, don't believe it. He is too pathetic to even be gamey. His draw (sheesh) was due only to a compassionate Strat-AI, who apparently got into a tiff with the Tac-AI, who stormed outta there and left the Strat-AI to jip me out of a well-earned and DESERVED win! I can't believe it! 56 extra turns, it was, above and beyond the alloted 18. My soldiers ran out of ammo, the gulachekanone came by, they ate, had a game of fUtball with the jerries, then locked and loaded and escorted them off the map. I was stunned. Gamey Strat-AI, handing him a draw....grumble grumbe.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Whatever Joe says about our battle, don't believe it. He is too pathetic to even be gamey. His draw (sheesh) was due only to a compassionate Strat-AI, who apparently got into a tiff with the Tac-AI, who stormed outta there and left the Strat-AI to jip me out of a well-earned and DESERVED win! I can't believe it! 56 extra turns, it was, above and beyond the alloted 18. My soldiers ran out of ammo, the gulachekanone came by, they ate, had a game of fUtball with the jerries, then locked and loaded and escorted them off the map. I was stunned. Gamey Strat-AI, handing him a draw....grumble grumbe..Hah! It was my brilliant flank movement, my clever map reading and my AUDACITY that won the day ... or the draw if you prefer. Let this be a lesson to you youngsters out there. As Montcalm discovered at Quebec, as the British learned when the guns of Ft. Ticonderoga showed up where they shouldn't be, as the Japanese proved at Singapore, you must NEVER ASSUME that the enemy has only one choice of route. As to the draw ... some routes are quicker than others. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer Leader Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 In other news.... it is with grave despair that I must mention OGSF is a piece of ****e. His troops went belly up, pants down before I even had a chance to TRY and get my cannon to fire. Nor did they attempt to escape off the back edge of the map, prolly because their belts got in the way of their legs. As usual I won, this time with a ROARING 76-24 Major Victory. OGSF is now stroking his jimmy and wishing he was but half the man I thought he was and twice the man he was shown to be. "Och Jimmae!" <big>LORAK!</big> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: As usual I won, this time with a ROARING 76-24 Major Victory. Thus parasite infested Crodette bein' Panzer Leader, ye'd noo bae surprised then tae learn hae managed hae amazin' win wi' 9 tanks includin' 2 big Il-2 futher muckers, SMG squads and a stinkin' dive bombin' ricket sprayin' Sturmonivichinsky plane thing, agin 2 feeble Stugs, an IG and a company of wheezy buggers wi' trench foot. Hae proceeded tae gamily kill one Stug from aboot 700 yards awah, while movin', first shot from a Russain tank wi' a dirty Coke bottle fer optics. Hoo feckin' gamey as tha'??? Tha raist o' haes 9 tanks includin' 2 big Il-2 futher muckers meanwhile drove right through mah over-priced an' undermodelled anti-tank feckin' NOT minefields while firin' HE aintae mah over-priced an' undermodelled trenches a' point blank range!! A rabid feckin' gerbil wi' a splintered stick oop at's arrse wudhae won this gam. Haes such a feckin' Panzer Leader! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_Hiram Sedai Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 There is a certain Aussie pretending to be a Scot who seems a bit bitter. Must suck to be you, OGSF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: Must suck to be you, OGSF.Noo really Jimmy. At's grrreat tae bae me. Ah find tha good looks an' a sharp intelligaince are their ain rewards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Yes I'm with you OGSF those stugs are way to feeble. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Speedy: Yes I'm with you OGSF those stugs are way to feeble.Wha didnye tak this opportunity tae hae a Croda an' fall back an at? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Franko Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 I just like to drop by once every year or so to say that you guys suck ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Lars: MrSpkr – owes me a turn. Liar. File 51 (numbered for the King) sent out November 5. No reply as of today. Pillock. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Franko: I just like to drop by once every year or so to say that you guys suck ass.Jealousy is no way to go through life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Dammit Berli, I'm having a nervous breakdown out on the outerboards. Please advise!Hmmm... Kill yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Franko: I just like to drop by once every year or so to say that you guys suck ass.So it took you all year to think of what to say and all you came up with is 'you guys suck ass'. It must be an awful disability to have an IQ level that is found wanting. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Well I can't speak for Berli, but my suggestion is ... STAY OFF THE OUTERBOARDS ... doofus.No you can't Originally posted by Marlow: Now, take Marlow's advise. Unlike yourself, he doesn't seem to be suffering from Alzheimer's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malakovski Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Hmmm... Send a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 12, 2002 Share Posted November 12, 2002 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: your wife married you didn't she? No she didn't...my fiance married me and became my wife. Ahh, the vagaries of womanfolk, always a mystery to our poor Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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