tiny_tanker Posted January 4, 2004 Share Posted January 4, 2004 I thought Joan of Arc was a pesant. But she was a heratic, so you can't doubt some lesbianism must have been thrown in to the mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: QE2, for example, is one I'd go a LONG way to avoid in such a situation. Yes. Embracing the prow of a major cruise liner by one's lips as it heads towards Southampton dock would be very bothersome. As would being attached by one's lips to an iceberg. That's yer North Atlantic iceberg, not yer lettuce. Being attached to an iceberg lettuce by one's lips would be half-way to a salad. And I can't really see how yer can avoid a salad. Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Get outta the vege patch you goddamn mule!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 5, 2004 Author Share Posted January 5, 2004 I was a lesbian once. But I was really drunk. Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by tiny_tanker: I thought Joan of Arc was a pesant. But she was a heratic, so you can't doubt some lesbianism must have been thrown in to the mix. I heard she was quite hirsuite and pleasant and burned fairly hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: I was a lesbian once. But I was really drunk. Kitty Awww man.... ***SHHHRRKKKKK*** Sky Kitty! I feel all funny inside... ***SHHHRRKKKKK*** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 5, 2004 Author Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: I was a lesbian once. But I was really drunk. Kitty Awww man.... ***SHHHRRKKKKK*** Sky Kitty! I feel all funny inside... ***SHHHRRKKKKK*** </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: I was a lesbian once. But I was really drunk. Kitty Oh crap!!!! How'm I going to get the coffee off my LCD?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 And now for a brief appearance... I'm sure you've just been DYING to know where I got off to. But I refuse to tell you. Anyhoo... My reason for dropping by? To provide an answer to a question we've all been asking ourselves for years: http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 5, 2004 Author Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: And now for a brief appearance... I'm sure you've just been DYING to know where I got off to. Don't know who you are or where you came from but it sounds like you want to know about my lesbian experience and I ain't tellin'. Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: I was a lesbian once. But I was really drunk. Kitty Well I'll be.............. Ummmm... I'll just be over here, thinking about that for a while.... don't mind me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: I was a lesbian once. But I was really drunk. Kitty Likes football? Check. Understands football? Check. Apparently wild, sexually? Check. Good sense of humor? Check. Imaginative? Check. Knows something about World War II (more than, wasn't that like, a long time ago or something?)? Check. Incredibly attractive? Check. Dear God, I think I'm in love. Steve [ January 04, 2004, 09:23 PM: Message edited by: MrSpkr ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: Don't know who you are or where you came from but it sounds like you want to know about my lesbian experience and I ain't tellin'. Kitty Who I am and where I came from is of no consequence. As to your vapid supposition - sorry to disappoint, but I am not interested in the slightest. Thanks anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 5, 2004 Author Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Who I am and where I came from is of no consequence. Hehe, no kidding. No consequence to me anyway. House of Rune? Is that like a fat farm? I wrote something nice in this post before but I forgot that Hiram hates hamsters and me and therefore I hate him and everything dear to him. Thanks for the refresher course. =) Kitty [ January 04, 2004, 10:48 PM: Message edited by: Kitty ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 5, 2004 Author Share Posted January 5, 2004 And also, rune is a punk and Berli is far more evil than he can even fantasize about being in his wildest nightmares. Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Plays CM? Check. Oh, and by the way... <font size=9>CAAAATFIIIGHT!!!</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 5, 2004 Author Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by v42below: Plays CM? Check. Oh, and by the way... <font size=2>CAAAATFIIIGHT!!!</font> Oh, you want to fight me then? Bring it. Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Don't know who you are or where you came from but it sounds like you want to know about my lesbian experience and I ain't tellin'.As to your vapid supposition - sorry to disappoint, but I am not interested in the slightest.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: Apparently wild, sexually? Check. There, Kitty, you've gone and done it. One little lesbian joke (or confession, whatever) and now all the creepy old guys think that talking about your sex life is all of a sudden somehow a) permitted in good taste c) funny d) likely to get them somewhere You may want to rename one of the units in the setup I sent you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: ...all the creepy old guys...*ahem* Creepy younger guys you mean. as well as: d) likely to get them somewhereThey've got no hope! Kitty has far much better taste than that! Mace [ January 05, 2004, 03:47 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 **crawls up from the darker reaches of the Cess** Lesbians??? Sex??? Love?? World War Two???, now there is somehing vaguely familiar. **falls back into stupor** ahh, now that's better, my preciousssss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: House of Rune? Is that like a fat farm?Hardly! The heartless bastiche keeps us in a dank, dark cellar with naught but bread and water for sustenance. *shivers* I wrote something nice in this post before but I forgot that Hiram hates hamsters and me and therefore I hate him and everything dear to him. Thanks for the refresher course. =) Kitty Ah...hated by association. Well, isn't that nice. [ January 05, 2004, 06:41 AM: Message edited by: Moraine Sedai ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Mace: Personally, I feel the opposite way: Kitty is always interesting, and never disappoints, because she really is top aussie! Mace Well of course *you* do...you are male and all males drool at the mention of lesbians. I, on the other hand, do *not* need to know. (where's a thread where I can use a smilie, dammit!?!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: ... all males drool at the mention of lesbians. One of the great, unwritten truths of the universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 5, 2004 Share Posted January 5, 2004 Originally posted by Kitty: I was a lesbian once. But I was really drunk.Really? Me too!!! SSN Hint Of The Day: Pick your scabs. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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