Yeknodathon Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Tittles: So we can assume that you have had intimate relations with either men and/or farm animals? *snoooooooooooooooorrrt* [circles around the paddock at a frisky trot] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Tittles: So we can assume that you have had intimate relations with either men and/or farm animals? Why must you project your own quivering desires onto your betters? Knowledge, lad, and understanding, is more than simple empathy. It is a form of power. And power and knowledge result in a form of understanding that result in empathy. I understand you, Mr. Tittles. I forgive you your sins. Now, be a good chap and fetch me an ale, you useless sack of ****e. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Seanachai, I'm getting sleepy. Tell me a story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: Seanachai, I'm getting sleepy. Tell me a story? Well, alright. But you owe me a lot of great Scotch. Whatever you don’t follow that shot, she rang those words out with all she got With a baby and the laundry in the chevrolet, well he thought about following anyway But he drove ’em to the strip mall laundromat, In his three day beard and his red man hat Trudy washed their bell bottom jeans, while that baby just sat there lookin’ mean Trudy and Dalem They’re out of their minds Trudy and Dalem They’re out of their minds Well Dalem put a match to a lucky strike And the smoke curled up ’round his head how he liked, It made him feel a little mysterious ’til Trudy said Dalem honey, what about us? So he thought about them and those shots ringing out And other things he shouldn’t be thinking about Like how it wasn’t them at all, just life that was mean And how a twenty dollar pistol made him feel so clean Trudy and Dalem They’re out of their minds Trudy and Dalem They’re out of their minds Didn’t mean to do it baby, but I did it for love The same shot his daddy heard before him A shot that can really blow you away And when it is fired his mama told him Dalem, you’ll follow it to your grave Well Trudy and Dalem, those crazy kids Had a baby of their own and you heard what they did In the middle of a strip mall shots rang out Shots heard all over the world no doubt ’cause it was there in the paper the very next day ’bout a couple and a baby and a chevrolet Who shot up an automatic teller machine Took the money for the laundry and drove away clean Trudy and Dalem They’re out of their minds Trudy and Dalem They’re out of their minds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Feck this! Where is my large, brutish, barely sentient thug with a sense of humour, Boo? I demand my brutish thug! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Moraine Sedai: Well of course *you* do...you are male and all males drool at the mention of lesbians.*scene: today's taping of the world's most reviled game show, the Peng Challenge! Moraine Sedai, today's contestant, answers the Compare's question.* BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT! SorrrrrrrRRRRrrrry, but that's the WRONG ANSWER!!! *the audience (all 1 of them, reflecting the show's ratings) groans* *GROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN* The correct answer is, of course, 'because Mace is a bloody good cobber of Kitty' Unfortunately, you don't get first prize, but you don't go away empty handed as well. The consolation prize is your own very life size, original Seanachai to place in the front lawn - listen to him wax lyrically, and a pair of hamsters to provide seconds of fun and education! Thank you and good night. *GROOOOOOOOO....oh sorry, cue card says applaud....APPLAUDDDDDDDDDD* Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 How come we don't have anybody in here named "Bingo"? Shouldn't I have some sort of SSN-servant-batman-footstool named "Bingo"? That way I can shout things like "Bingo! Fetch my slippers!" "Bingo! Peel me a pomegranate!" "Bingo! Freshen daddy's 'medicine', there's a lad." Hm. Maybe I'll just start calling people "Bingo". Or maybe if I call his name enough times he'll just appear. Like the Legend of Zamboni Rodriguez... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Mr. Tittles: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Frankly, if I was a woman, I'd be a lesbian. Men are disgusting, nasty beasts with all the appeal of farm animals. And for most men, that's not interesting farm animals. Dull farm animals. With a flatulence problem. So we can assume that you have had intimate relations with either men and/or farm animals? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: I demand my brutish thug! Yep... looks like it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Frankly, if I was a woman, I'd be a lesbian. Men are disgusting, nasty beasts with all the appeal of farm animals. And for most men, that's not interesting farm animals. Dull farm animals. With a flatulence problem. Why must you project your own quivering desires onto your betters? Knowledge, lad, and understanding, is more than simple empathy. It is a form of power. And power and knowledge result in a form of understanding that result in empathy. I understand you, Seanachai (edit, mine) I forgive you your sins. Now, be a good chap and fetch me an ale, you useless sack of ****e.Sound familiar, you sorry windbag? How about following your own advice. Try a swig Angastora Bitters, a sure fire way to control that gas problem of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Oh, look who's back... He wanders in after a few weeks of gone missing and suddenly it's "Fetch me my fez and ottoman! Send for the Flying Zambini Bros! Attend me while I wax poetic!" Real swell. Whassamatta, Seanachai? The Mini-apple-polish P.D. catch and release program go horribly awry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mr. Tittles: So we can assume that you have had intimate relations with either men and/or farm animals? Why must you project your own quivering desires onto your betters? Knowledge, lad, and understanding, is more than simple empathy. It is a form of power. And power and knowledge result in a form of understanding that result in empathy. I understand you, Mr. Tittles. I forgive you your sins. Now, be a good chap and fetch me an ale, you useless sack of ****e. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 dalem, just name your dog Bingo. Hmm, there's a song there somewhere... SSN Hint Of The Day: Change horses in midstream. Now sod off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 You lot suck. Seanachai is a cross-dressing lesbian. Turns out tonight. Which of the statements is true? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: You lot suck. Seanachai is a cross-dressing lesbian. Turns out tonight. Which of the statements is true? Steve I'm thinking the first two are probably true, from what I hear, number three is probably false. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Tittles Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Seanachai, did the farm animals have flatulence? Thats what I want to know. And I am not out to get Seanachai's goat. Seems its already been 'gotten' (after Seanachai wined and dined it). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: You lot suck. Seanachai is a cross-dressing lesbian. Turns out tonight. Which of the statements is true? Steve Hey Bingo - you have CM:AK yet? Send me a setup and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: You lot suck. Seanachai is a cross-dressing lesbian. Turns out tonight. Which of the statements is true? Steve Hey Bingo - you have CM:AK yet? Send me a setup and stuff. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: You lot suck. Seanachai is a cross-dressing lesbian. Turns out tonight. Which of the statements is true? Steve Hey Bingo - you have CM:AK yet? Send me a setup and stuff. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: You lot suck. Seanachai is a cross-dressing lesbian. Turns out tonight. Which of the statements is true? Steve Hey Bingo - you have CM:AK yet? Send me a setup and stuff. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: You lot suck. Seanachai is a cross-dressing lesbian. Turns out tonight. Which of the statements is true? Steve Hey Bingo - you have CM:AK yet? Send me a setup and stuff. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Ladies and Gentlmen of the MBT , please join me in congradulating Boo on winning the "French Canadian Man of the Year, 2003" award. Now when you read his posts, imagine Boo with a Peter Sellers French Accent. Carry on... Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by rune: Ladies and Gentlmen of the MBT , please join me in congradulating Boo on winning the "French Canadian Man of the Year, 2003" award. Now when you read his posts, imagine Boo with a Peter Sellers French Accent. Carry on... Rune Did you lads know what the Yiddish word Schmuck actually means? Yiddish Dictionary I thought I should look it up after I saw the post from rune. Joe p.s. also see Shtick holtz, Misskayt, Chiam Yankel and Shlump. Oh and Shmendrik too. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 6, 2004 Share Posted January 6, 2004 Originally posted by rune: Ladies and Gentlmen of the MBT , please join me in congradulating Boo on winning the "French Canadian Man of the Year, 2003" award. Now when you read his posts, imagine Boo with a Peter Sellers French Accent. Carry on... Rune Really not a lot going on at the office today, eh? Or are you just taking a break from giving your customers horrendous IT advice, "Yes, leave it plugged in when you wiggle the screwdriver around in it."? I said it in the E-mail and I'll say it here, is the only reason your job wasn't off shored was because there are some third world markets that have standards much too high? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted January 7, 2004 Author Share Posted January 7, 2004 Moral dilemma: why is it ok for me to be a lesbian but Seanachi can't be gay? I mean I'm SOOO tired of . . . d'oh!!! THIS isn't the Gay Pride Chatroom!!!!!! *flees in embarrassment* Kitty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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