37mm Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 You guys suck! Now, send me a setup! That's a pretty poor challenge even by the abysmally low standards that this Pengless One Thread has become used to… I suppose it's time for this knight to show you how it's done... *get out his dusty weapon* I wield this double handed weapon rarely nowadays; my peaceful life tends not to require its rigid strength. However let no man say my weapon is blunt for once aroused I’m inclined to use my weapon savagely & with out mercy & now youngsubber I’ve arisen! I now aim my weapon at you! You say you want a setup, I say you want a damn good thrashing… wherever you’ll be my hot lead will surely follow, I’ll shoot at you till I cannot shoot no more & then just to make sure of my score I’ll engage you close up & personal like… now take your weapon & defend yourself ye foolish buggar! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Too wordy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Too wordy. And yet at the same time utilizing too many words ... most of them poorly chosen ... a crappy challenge to fit all circumstances actually. By GAWD when you need a lousy challenge poorly hurled I say Sir Sir 37mm is your man. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Make me! *sticks tongue out* Daddy, daddy ! What's a transvestite? - An intelligent woman. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, Ohio me no Ohios, Thistle breath! You know NOUGHT of the wonders of this fair state! Consider yourself a lucky ass Yeknod . the less you know about Ohio...the more fortunate you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiredboots Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 FELLOW THINGS!!!! Ze temp is arrive! YOU subserfs,serfs,squires("turned" or not)REVOLT!!! Let us drain this cesspool, till the whitish,writhing carcasses of the warmongering, opressing Old Ones are no more than a bad memory of good fertelizer. And let us have a new forward-looking, libertyequalityfraternytarian cesspool!!! PATRIOTS OF THE OOZE :En Avent(vorwart,davai,avente,banzai,let's go get some,3$*@>>>>.)...careful with that torche Juan!! the fumeSPHOOOOOOOOOM 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Ho hum. The SSNs are revolting again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Ho hum. The SSNs are revolting again. So are Geelong. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Ho hum. The SSNs are revolting again. The last word in that sentence is purely optional. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: So are Geelong. BLAH! prick. And double prick for using a smiley in our hallowed halls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: Well, what else does he have to do? Watch people carry a huge match down the street? Well, sure... if you say it like that, it just sounds stupid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by **YK2**: Make me! *sticks tongue out* Daddy, daddy ! What's a transvestite? - An intelligent woman. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: ... {snipped interminable description of the varied joys of Ohio} ... Nearby, you will find my own hometown of Ashland, Ohio, which, until recently, was the toy rubber balloon capital OF THE WORLD! So, Ohio me no Ohios, Thistle breath! You know NOUGHT of the wonders of this fair state! Until recently? UNTIL RECENTLY? You mean it managed to lose even THAT meager claim to fame? Let me guess ... it got outsourced to Bangalore right? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: ... {snipped interminable description of the varied joys of Ohio} ... Nearby, you will find my own hometown of Ashland, Ohio, which, until recently, was the toy rubber balloon capital OF THE WORLD! So, Ohio me no Ohios, Thistle breath! You know NOUGHT of the wonders of this fair state! Until recently? UNTIL RECENTLY? You mean it managed to lose even THAT meager claim to fame? Let me guess ... it got outsourced to Bangalore right? Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: ... {snipped interminable description of the varied joys of Ohio} ... Nearby, you will find my own hometown of Ashland, Ohio, which, until recently, was the toy rubber balloon capital OF THE WORLD! So, Ohio me no Ohios, Thistle breath! You know NOUGHT of the wonders of this fair state! Until recently? UNTIL RECENTLY? You mean it managed to lose even THAT meager claim to fame? Let me guess ... it got outsourced to Bangalore right? Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 So, Joe, what is YOUR hometown noted for? Other than that they convinced you to leave? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Scunthorpe! Oh, Mighty Scunthorpe! Capital... capital... of Boos! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: So are Geelong. BLAH! prick. And double prick for using a smiley in our hallowed halls. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, Joe, what is YOUR hometown noted for? Other than that they convinced you to leave? Define "Hometown" ... I resided in eight towns in four states before I moved to Salt Lake when I was 20 ... make of that what you will, I will not hide the facts nor will I exaggerate the importance of any of the places I've lived ... unlike SOME I could mention. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: So are Geelong. BLAH! prick. And double prick for using a smiley in our hallowed halls. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: Sir 37mm, you can expect a setup tomorrow. Actually, because of timezones, I don't know what time you'll get it. So, now that I'm no longer an SSN I get to be on the Justicar's website. Yes! My dreams of world domination inch ever closer! Juan, juan, juanito. There are some things you must learn. You are to properly spell and bold the name of any Knight or Squire, no matter how unworthy (and I assure you 37mm is the least worthy of them all). You will also note that the title Sir is not used when addressing one another in this thread. 37mm's vain attempts at pomposity may therefore be ignored, even by one as lowly as yourself. He was knighted 37mm (a rather appropriate measurement of his stature in the Pool) and 37mm he shall remain. Now give him a right good thrashing and we'll see if you're worthy of my BOOT as Squire of the House of PawBroon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, Joe, what is YOUR hometown noted for? Other than that they convinced you to leave? Define "Hometown" ... I resided in eight towns in four states before I moved to Salt Lake when I was 20 ... make of that what you will, I will not hide the facts nor will I exaggerate the importance of any of the places I've lived ... unlike SOME I could mention. Joe </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: . . . rigid strength. However let no man say my weapon is blunt for once aroused I’m inclined to use my weapon savagely & with out mercy & now youngsubber I’ve arisen! I now aim my weapon at you!Now I see why the Rules are so important, Foul Joe. Had Nidan bothered to post them, Sir 37mm (unimpressive, really) might have avoided talking about his thingie. Sigh. Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by v42below: Now give him a right good thrashing and we'll see if you're worthy of my BOOT as Squire of the House of PawBroon. Don't kid yourself you'll accept him as your serf even after he loses, you're lonely see 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: So, Joe, what is YOUR hometown noted for? Other than that they convinced you to leave? Raised here with my good pal Elvis http://money.cnn.com/best/bplive/ MHS Class of 1979 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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