BFCElvis Posted April 15, 2005 Share Posted April 15, 2005 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers. Where's my AAR ? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Lads, Ladies, and all: I have but just returned from Rome, where I was flown on a private jet for a meeting with the Conclave before they convene on Monday. There was some concerns about my candidacy given that I am not, currently, a Cardinal of the Church. This difficulty was overcome in a secret session on Wednesday, when I was elevated to the post in order to clear the way for my almost inevitable elevation to the Papacy. I also met with many Church leaders in order to garner their support for suppressing the false and heretical bid for the Papacy by the loathsome toad, Dalem. Now, on to the important stuff. Jim Boggs was a good man, a great man, and a damn fine 'Pooler. I first met Boggs on the Outerboard, and my first impression was 'damn, I think I'll invite this sucker over to the Peng Challenge Thread. You remember that, Joe, don't you? You remember shrieking like a fishwife about 'Seanachai's recruiting again!'? Well, I was right. Boggs came over to the Cesspool, and he was a fine addition. He was humourous, but not vulgar. He was a gentle soul, and I remember him remonstrating with me on the GF when I...um...sometimes got a bit above myself. He was well-spoken, and many a time on the General Forum, when things became too heated, he was there with a joke and a good word for all. He has been missed, and we will continue to miss him. But at least we got the chance to know him, even if it was simply by way of this silly Forum. As I was being driven in a limo from the Rome airport to the Vatican, I was reminiscing about him with several Cardinals. A number of them asked me for the URL to the Forum so they could check out the words of 'Signor Boggs' for themselves. I will be adding his name to the candidates for Sainthood upon my Assumption. I will miss him. A jolly singsong to his memory: I had a friend, a friend I could trust He went into the park and got busted Doing the ring-a-round-a-rosy rag Went in the park late at night And he put a lot of people over eighty up tight He was doing the ring-a-round-a-rosy rag Ring around, ring around rose Touch your nose and blow your toes and mind Doing the ring-around-a-rosy rag (It really was a drag) Ring around, ring-around-a-rose Touch your nose and blow your toes and mind Doing the ring-around-a-rosy rag We ought to send Officer Joe Strange To some Australian mountain range So we all can do the ring-around-a-rosy rag Would you like to put Philidelphia up tight One mass ring-around-a-rosy In the middle of the night? We all should do the ring-around-a-rosy rag Ring-around-a-rosy Rag -Arlo Guthrie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 I do not, in fact, remember making Papa Khann a Seniour Knight. On the other hand, I do not remember not making him a Seniour Knight, so he should be regarded as now being a Seniour Knight. Oh, and SturmSebber is a Knight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I do not, in fact, remember making Papa Khann a Seniour Knight. On the other hand, I do not remember not making him a Seniour Knight, so he should be regarded as now being a Seniour Knight. Frankly I'd be shocked if you remember anything other than the fact that sleeping with pharmacists for acid for parachutes leads to running around dressed like French underground agents. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: Frankly I'd be shocked if you remember anything other than the fact that sleeping with pharmacists for acid for parachutes leads to running around dressed like French underground agents. Dear God, I'd tried to suppress the memories of that movie. Was there a point? Did anybody win? And where are my shoes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Was there a point? Did anybody win? And where are my shoes? I'll take Gnomish impressions of Admiral Stockdale for $500, Alex. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SturmSebber Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and SturmSebber is a Knight. You SEE , bribery DOES pay! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Lickers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and SturmSebber is a Knight. You SEE , bribery DOES pay! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest konrad Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 goodnight Jim Boggs ,and sweet dreams... :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CMplayer Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by SturmSebber: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Oh, and SturmSebber is a Knight. You SEE , bribery DOES pay! </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 A penguin only has sex twice a year. The penguins that inhabit the tip of South America are called jackass penguins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Montana mountain goats will butt heads so hard their hooves fall off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 The youngest Pope was 11 years old. Starfish don't have brains. "Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor. It supposedly takes about eight floors for the cat to realise what is occuring, relax and correct itself. At about that height it hits maximum speed and when it hits the ground it's rib cage absorbs most of the impact. So throw your cat off a building today!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Spiral staircases in medieval castles are running clockwise. This is because all knights used to be right-handed. When the intruding army would climb the stairs they would not be able to use their right hand which was holding the sword because of the difficulties in climbing the stairs. Left-handed knights would have had no troubles except left-handed people could never become knights because it was assumed that they were descendants of the devil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I do not, in fact, remember making Papa Khann a Seniour Knight. On the other hand, I do not remember not making him a Seniour Knight, so he should be regarded as now being a Seniour Knight. What'd he do? Cloud your mind? (Not that it would take much) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Useless trivia makes me hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I do not, in fact, remember making Papa Khann a Seniour Knight. On the other hand, I do not remember not making him a Seniour Knight, so he should be regarded as now being a Seniour Knight.Odd, I don't think he qualifies Seanachai... I don't recall him ever posting in the first 20 pages of the original thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 I got some damned spyware in my computer that is fouling up my email program. If you dont here from me as far as turns go, for a few days, that is why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I do not, in fact, remember making Papa Khann a Seniour Knight. On the other hand, I do not remember not making him a Seniour Knight, so he should be regarded as now being a Seniour Knight.Odd, I don't think he qualifies Seanachai... I don't recall him ever posting in the first 20 pages of the original thread </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: A penguin only has sex twice a year. Oh? I never knew penguins got married. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I do not, in fact, remember making Papa Khann a Seniour Knight. On the other hand, I do not remember not making him a Seniour Knight, so he should be regarded as now being a Seniour Knight.Odd, I don't think he qualifies Seanachai... I don't recall him ever posting in the first 20 pages of the original thread </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moraine Sedai Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Sure, sure. I got it covered. *evil smirk* Don't you worry your balding pate over anything, Joe, dear. I'll take gooood care of the place...very good care, yes. heheh By the way...I *do* stand for the Cesspool figuratively, but I prefer to do it while lounging by the regular pool with a cabana boy bringing me MaiTais. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Originally posted by **YK2**: Starfish don't have brains.They'd be right at home in this thread then. "Studies show that if a cat falls off the seventh floor of a building it has about thirty percent less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the twentieth floor."I am impressed with the thoroughness of our scientists. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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