Sergei Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Here's my list: </font>Pope's Swiss Guards</font>soldiers making moonshine, then going psycho and shooting their officers</font>ambient noises replaced with an Eminem soundtrack</font>gameplay consisting mostly of conversations with civilians and carrying objects from place to place</font>end of level monsters</font>elven archers</font>100 dollar price tag and no paper manual</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pzman Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Hi Mom, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Europa Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 My mother commanding a tiger tank... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Originally posted by Sergei: elven archers I'm sorry, but this is within the scope of CM. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Characters named after peng bottom feeders. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beta1 Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Commedy 'allo 'allo french accents. And micelle of the resistance of course! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
securityguard Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 dibs on first serious reply whole squads as one icon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Harmes Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 a big monty python foot to squish my enemies... and in cmx2 a polish lancer brigade would be nice.. i'd like to mow them down with a machine gun. mwah ha haaaaa 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SKELLEN Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Magic mushrooms! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bone_Vulture Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Swedish volunteers for the Finns. (Ok, not to insult the brave volunteers. The actual Swedish army of WW2 would be the real horror! ) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kozure Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 </font>Power-ups, including Quad Damage and Invulnerability</font>Running up to Tigers and Panthers, pulling out the driver, and tooling around in a GTA-style rampage.</font>Damage indicator bars</font>Bunny-hopping infantry</font>Cinematics in which a well-endowed, large-eyed but thin young woman rises up in the air, spins in place and is surrounded by a halo of energy which seems to come from within while a chorus of voices rises in crescendo.</font>Rocket-jumping</font>Chain-saws</font>Small tanks which emerge from multi-coloured balls and grow in size and power with each victory.</font>When enemy morale is down to 20%, a loud voice comes on along with accompanying text: "FINISH HIM!"</font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 a)Twenty seven seperate patches A companion book on tactics done in comic book style, with the soldiers depicted by furry cartoon animals in Nazi uniforms c) Sound files mixed by Fernando d) Historical scenarios crafted by Madmatt e) German uniform skins by Charles f) Major coding sections by Kwazydog g) Eric Young's name ANYWHERE in the manual in any conceivable usage h) Ditto Tom Hanks, William Shatner or Dennis Miller i) pdf only manual 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gpig Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Anything later than a 2005 release date. Gpig 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pzman Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 The "extream hide" command for hamstertroopen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketil Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Lord Harmes did not read the title 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted July 16, 2004 Author Share Posted July 16, 2004 Ooh... Ketil sure has lurked well. Registered in 1999, yet only six posts under his belt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketil Posted July 16, 2004 Share Posted July 16, 2004 Been too busy playing CM! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 Edited, cos I don't pay attention. What? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holman Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 I don't want to not see fog with my Radeon card. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Other Means Posted July 17, 2004 Share Posted July 17, 2004 TCP/IP play with players saying "OMFG luzr 88 r0><0rs w000tw00000000t \nm/\mn/" followed by Madatts voice saying "fwawless vwictowy". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joachim Posted July 19, 2004 Share Posted July 19, 2004 Horses Gruß Joachim 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Publius Cornelius Patton Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 </font>"Minimum Requirement: [Anything above 500 MHz] or faster"</font>Arwen at Omaha Beach</font>Cheat software that allows indiivdual soldiers to carry "Anzio Annie" on foot and fire it with sniperlike accuracy</font>Inability to play as the Americans</font>System that requires you to watch every single unit "firing" one at a time instead of all at once</font>Lightsabers</font>Nudity</font> God bless, "Publius Cornelius Patton" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Colin Maud's Grandmother, come to think of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arax3 Posted July 21, 2004 Share Posted July 21, 2004 Grog Dorosh leading the 666th Rainbow Lancers dressed as a panzergrenadier. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Pies Posted July 22, 2004 Share Posted July 22, 2004 Tactical Nukes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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