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What you don't want to see in CMX2


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Here's my list:

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  • Pope's Swiss Guards</font>
  • soldiers making moonshine, then going psycho and shooting their officers</font>
  • ambient noises replaced with an Eminem soundtrack</font>
  • gameplay consisting mostly of conversations with civilians and carrying objects from place to place</font>
  • end of level monsters</font>
  • elven archers</font>
  • 100 dollar price tag and no paper manual</font>

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  • Power-ups, including Quad Damage and Invulnerability</font>
  • Running up to Tigers and Panthers, pulling out the driver, and tooling around in a GTA-style rampage.</font>
  • Damage indicator bars</font>
  • Bunny-hopping infantry</font>
  • Cinematics in which a well-endowed, large-eyed but thin young woman rises up in the air, spins in place and is surrounded by a halo of energy which seems to come from within while a chorus of voices rises in crescendo.</font>
  • Rocket-jumping</font>
  • Chain-saws</font>
  • Small tanks which emerge from multi-coloured balls and grow in size and power with each victory.</font>
  • When enemy morale is down to 20%, a loud voice comes on along with accompanying text: "FINISH HIM!"</font>

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a)Twenty seven seperate patches

B) A companion book on tactics done in comic book style, with the soldiers depicted by furry cartoon animals in Nazi uniforms

c) Sound files mixed by Fernando

d) Historical scenarios crafted by Madmatt

e) German uniform skins by Charles

f) Major coding sections by Kwazydog

g) Eric Young's name ANYWHERE in the manual in any conceivable usage

h) Ditto Tom Hanks, William Shatner or Dennis Miller

i) pdf only manual

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  • "Minimum Requirement: [Anything above 500 MHz] or faster"</font>
  • Arwen at Omaha Beach</font>
  • Cheat software that allows indiivdual soldiers to carry "Anzio Annie" on foot and fire it with sniperlike accuracy</font>
  • Inability to play as the Americans</font>
  • System that requires you to watch every single unit "firing" one at a time instead of all at once</font>
  • Lightsabers</font>
  • Nudity</font>

God bless,

"Publius Cornelius Patton"

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