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Originally posted by Snarker:

Yeah. How come your Crusader doesn't look like the one in the game? Aussie tank control laws?

Nah, silly... just cunning camouflage. Those 'modders' need to get real, don't you think ?

Noba.

ps. Shouldn't you be Sodding off ? or sumfink !

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Now for a jolly Christmas singsong for Yeknod...

DOMINICK THE DONKEY (THE ITALIAN CHRISTMAS DONKEY)

(Allen / Merrell / Saltzberg)

Lou Monte - 1967

Hey! Chingedy ching,

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

It's Dominick the donkey.

Chingedy ching,

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

The Italian Christmas donkey.

(la la la-la la-la la la la la)

(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Santa's got a little friend,

His name is Dominick.

The cutest little donkey,

You never see him kick.

When Santa visits his paisons,

With Dominick he'll be.

Because the reindeer cannot,

Climb the hills of Italy.

Hey! Chingedy ching,

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

It's Dominick the donkey.

Chingedy ching,

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

The Italian Christmas donkey.

(la la la-la la-la la la la la)

(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Jingle bells around his feet,

And presents on the sled.

Hey! Look at the mayor's derby,

On top of Dominick's head.

A pair of shoes for Louie,

And a dress for Josephine.

The labels on the inside says,

They're made in Brooklyn.

Hey! Chingedy ching,

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

It's Dominick the donkey.

Chingedy ching,

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

The Italian Christmas donkey.

(la la la-la la-la la la la la)

(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Children sing, and clap their hands,

And Dominick starts to dance.

They talk Italian to him,

And he even understands.

Cumpare sing,

Cumpare su,

And dance 'sta tarantel.

When jusamagora comes to town,

And brings du ciuccianello.

Hey! Chingedy ching,

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

It's Dominick the donkey.

Chingedy ching,

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

The Italian Christmas donkey.

(la la la-la la-la la la la la)

(la la la-la la-la la-ee-oh-da)

Hey! Dominick! Buon Natale!

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

(hee-haw, hee-haw)

Persephone

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Originally posted by stikkypixie:

Ok one question to all you fruits inhabiting this thread. Has anybody seen Dave_H? The little maggot still owes me a turn :mad: . I've been waiting for over 3 days now, aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh. DAVE if you read this know one thing:

YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE

Dear Smeg-fairy,

Lastly, you're in the wrong thread.

Firstly, <big><big>SOD OFF!!!</big></big>

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Originally posted by Lawyer:

he already lives as a gub'ment buttocks expert squatting at his desk in Australia, and has no hope of bettering his lot in life.

Yes, but I do hold the power of the Rubber Stamp! The life-time wait for the unprocessed misfiled application form! The long reach of informal links and favors owed between we government workers.

And I'm not afraid to use them!!!

be afraid, be very afraid!

*stamps rejected*

Mace

[ December 20, 2003, 06:14 PM: Message edited by: Mace ]

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Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:

just checking my post count

shut up, Nobady

[ignore] Not up to a thou' yet.[/ignore]

Loser.

Noba. </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba:

A piece of rough cut 4 by 2 ?

Noba.

They call it a 4 by 2. We call it a 2x4.

Just another small, yet meaningless way we continue to thumb our collective noses at the remnants of the empire. </font>

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Originally posted by Noba:

Your collective nose is about to be sunk in yonder oasis.

Noba.

As I may have mentioned in my most recent E-mail to you, what with the dust clouds generated by moving vehicles in CMAK, surprise flanking maneuvers are not that much of a surprise.

Go ahead and pop your head above the dunes.

Go ahead.

I want you to.

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