Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: First I'm Saddam, now I'm Peng . . . I don't even know who I am anymore! Kitty Perhaps Peng is really you... ...in sensible shoes. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: First I'm Saddam, now I'm Peng . . . I don't even know who I am anymore! Kitty Perhaps Peng is really you... ...in sensible shoes. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: Bah, I hereby propose the Durian as the Official Fruit of the Cesspool. I propose Lars as the Official Olean of the Cesspool. Send me a setup, you causer of anal leakage. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: First I'm Saddam, now I'm Peng . . . I don't even know who I am anymore! Kitty Perhaps Peng is really you... ...in sensible shoes. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Dear Lady of Cattitude, Olean was that horrible "low-fat" substitute for vegetable oil or something a few years ago that had the unpleasant side effect of "May Possibly Cause Anal Leakage", and apparently said so right on the snack packages. I agree that Anal Leakage is gross, but when insulting someone of Lars' character, I always strive for the utmost in realism and appropriate metophoriosity. I hope I have not offended thee. Perhaps pictures of my cat Joe will serve to make amends: Joe the Cat LOL That's the sickest thing ever. The anal leakage I mean. =) And yes, it is more than apropriate for Lar. Joe is a big cat! Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: Wear the Mask of Shame Number 6 for Men Who Acted Like Swine!!! *places it upon your head* Kitty Well, OK...just so long as I don't have to wear the 1st mask of shame That's just too freaky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: Wear the Mask of Shame Number 6 for Men Who Acted Like Swine!!! *places it upon your head* Kitty Well, OK...just so long as I don't have to wear the 1st mask of shame That's just too freaky. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: LOL That's the sickest thing ever. The anal leakage I mean. =) And yes, it is more than apropriate for Lar. Joe is a big cat! Kitty Eh, could be worse. Have a chip? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: That's not a Mask of Shame it's Lars. =) Kitty Actually, Lars looks disturbingly like Gary Shandling... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: That's not a Mask of Shame it's Lars. =) Kitty Actually, Lars looks disturbingly like Gary Shandling... </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 17, 2003 Author Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: By the way, you're welcome for the Mask of Shame Number 15 . . . For Men, Seanachi. Your ingratitude is staggering. Sorry I gave it to you now. I may take it back. Yes, you're not worthy of Mask of Shame Number 15...For Men. *removes it from your head* This one suits you better. The "I am Ashamed to be French Mask of Shame" *places the new mask on your head* There. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tiny_tanker Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Thats a mighty cruel mask Miss Kitty. I like it, I like it alot. Make him wear the stocks of shame for exposing himself. I bet he'd enjoy that. Or maybe you could have him sent out here to play with the cows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 17, 2003 Share Posted December 17, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Kitty: By the way, you're welcome for the Mask of Shame Number 15 . . . For Men, Seanachi. Your ingratitude is staggering. Sorry I gave it to you now. I may take it back. Yes, you're not worthy of Mask of Shame Number 15...For Men. *removes it from your head* This one suits you better. The "I am Ashamed to be French Mask of Shame" *places the new mask on your head* There. Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted December 18, 2003 Author Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey, hey, give the mask back!No. I want you to experience the shame of being French a while longer. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey, hey, give the mask back!No. I want you to experience the shame of being French a while longer. Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 For those of you wanting some practice for the festive season Go Here I think I will just curl up under a tree. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Well now, isn't that nice! A mask of shame for Seanachai. How......redundant! He's failed at finding a mortal enemy. He's failed at calling out the four horsemen And now, the most telling blow of all, he has lost the loyalty of his oaf. Surely that is an Emrys' quote that adorns Boo_Radley's sig line. I believe that Lurkur was most prophetic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Kitty: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: Hey, hey, give the mask back!No. I want you to experience the shame of being French a while longer. Kitty </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: A mask of shame for Seanachai. Yes indeed. But unlike yours, mine can be put on and taken off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Boggs Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Jim Boggs: A mask of shame for Seanachai. Yes indeed. But unlike yours, mine can be put on and taken off. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 The ducks will crush the gophers, We’ll waddle in your holes, We’ll snap your thin libidos, And pacify your souls. The ducks will crush the gophers, We’ll stomp upon your guts, We’ll mince your major organs And masticate your nuts. The ducks will crush the gophers, We’ll eject you from your nests, We’ll take your wymmyn from you, And gawk upon their breasts. The ducks will crush the gophers, We’ll make you change your role, We’ll chase you round the stadium, And win that Ol' Sun Bowl. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 "Ah killed a gopher wi' a stick once!" - Major Frank Burns, MASH 4077, Korea 1951 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by Jim Boggs: Well now, isn't that nice! A mask of shame for Seanachai. How......redundant! He's failed at finding a mortal enemy. He's failed at calling out the four horsemen And now, the most telling blow of all, he has lost the loyalty of his oaf. Surely that is an Emrys' quote that adorns Boo_Radley's sig line. I believe that Lurkur was most prophetic. Dear Boggsy, Get it right, you spittle-spraying singer of show tunes. I am NOT Seanachai's oaf! I am his thug. And I am not HIS thug. For the right price, I can be anyone's thug. Boo Radley: Thug for Hire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 But you can't deny you are still an oaf. And a thuggish one at that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 18, 2003 Share Posted December 18, 2003 Originally posted by R Leete: But you can't deny you are still an oaf. And a thuggish one at that. Shouldn't you be shutting up and knitting booties, or somefink? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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