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Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:

Dear gits;

Battlefront.com Forum's MAN OF THE YEAR

Vote often, vote early.

Love,

Mike

Yes, vote for Kitty. I SO desire to be MAN OF THE YEAR!! Here's why:

1) People won't stare at my Fidel Castro beard so much.

2) All the spam I get in my email about penis enlargement and cheap Viagra will finally apply to me.

3) . . . well I guess that's about it.

Kitty

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Originally posted by Kitty:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Dorosh:

Dear gits;

Battlefront.com Forum's MAN OF THE YEAR

Vote often, vote early.

Love,

Mike

Yes, vote for Kitty. I SO desire to be MAN OF THE YEAR!! Here's why:

1) People won't stare at my Fidel Castro beard so much.

2) All the spam I get in my email about penis enlargement and cheap Viagra will finally apply to me.

3) . . . well I guess that's about it.

Kitty </font>

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Hm. I appear to be out of CocaCola.

I fear I may begin getting twitchy.

If you were down south, you'd pronounce it Co-Cola.

Of course if you were down south you'd also be putting the moves on your sister.

Wait...weren't you born in Alabama? </font>

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Originally posted by dalem:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Hm. I appear to be out of CocaCola.

I fear I may begin getting twitchy.

If you were down south, you'd pronounce it Co-Cola.

Of course if you were down south you'd also be putting the moves on your sister.

Wait...weren't you born in Alabama? </font>

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Originally posted by tiny_tanker:

Hi! I was at work or else I woulda come to entertain ya Miss Kitty.

Anybody here like pb&j sandwich's? I do, great after work snack for a college guy.

Please, no votes. My beard and the assertation that I am the most masculine one on this board from a Waffle, is enough manliness for me.

Peanut butter and cheddar cheese is the preferred snack of me and Mace. But jelly's good too. Not with cheese though maybe.

Kitty

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Originally posted by tiny_tanker:

To late i already voted, it would be wrong for me to take it back now.

I've never tried peanut butter and cheese.... sounds cheesy, just how i like it. Ya know you can never have to much cheese. makes me hungry just thinkin about it.

*scurries off to get more food*

The first time he told me to try it I was skeptical. But then I thought, "Wait . . . you like those cheese flavored crackers and peanut butter they sell at the gas station." And how different could it be?!?! The answer is none! None more different!!!! Peanut butter and cheddar sandwiches for all!!!! =)

Kitty

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<big>JOE'S BEEN SHOT!!!</BIG>

It happened in the Berli scenario "Another Hill". I saw that the tank commander was Sgt. Joe "Just" Shaw, so I thought that I'd have some fun with him.

(You know, make him reverse into battle, make him do donuts in front of the Battalion Commander...that sort of thing.)

But I never meant for him to get shot!

It was inevitable though, I guess. There he was with that huge, pumpkin shaped noggin of his sticking out of the turret hatch, not unlike one of those Mr. PotatoHead figures in their little cars, and with a head that size, it probably has it's own gravity field...hell, the sharpshooter could have been as myopic as Donald Pleasance in "The Great Escape"...all he had to do was aim in the general direction and Joe's head's gravity would have done the rest.

But he had so much to live for! Like..........

Well, stuff, anyway.

But I think he's only wounded. I had the tank pull over and am bringing up the dozen or so jeeps Berli put in the scenario (for whatever reason), figuring they all have their own First Aid kits and if we combine them, there may be enough gauze to go around that blimp-sized cranium. And while they're waiting for the jeeps to come up the one narrow road in the only way CM vehicles can, (like Dodgem Cars), I'll have the rest of the tank crew fix Joe some chamomile tea, and muffins, and sandwiches, and scones, and marmelade, and biscuits, and S'mores, and 7-Up and Saltines...

And he'll live happily ever after.

THE END

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by dalem:

Hm. I appear to be out of CocaCola.

I fear I may begin getting twitchy.

If you were down south, you'd pronounce it Co-Cola.

Of course if you were down south you'd also be putting the moves on your sister.

Wait...weren't you born in Alabama? </font>

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