Nidan1 Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: On the other hand, you could attempt to raise the bar, but drop it on your foot and trip over it, as Boo just did. Boo should be looking through bars, not trying to reach them. 6 or 8 months as the Maytag of Brutus the 280 pound weightlifting felon might give him a new outlook on life. That would truly be the "Dream Ticket"; Boo and Brutus further left than Caligula, but sensitive to the needs of the common American. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 Originally posted by Nidan1: Boo should be looking through bars. Ah, but I do, former Squire of mine, Nidan. I do. But only when I'm looking at you, and then I look down and see the sign that reads, "Please don't feed the Nidan." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 Isn't that about the time he says, "Get your hands off me, you filthy ape!"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 You missed a goddamn. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 So did you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 looking noble, with brow furrowed, he declares: I will go to Canada. I'm back from northern Wisconsin, which, frankly, sucked. Tomorrow I leave for the Winnipeg Folk Festival. Everything is packed, including the whisky. I will not be available to play Fiefdom. My family all think I'm a complete and utter idjit for actually going outside and trying to deal with violent drunks. They live in the suburbs. I tried to tell them that after dealing with you lot for several painful years, violent drunkards not only hold no terrors for me, but seem rather quaint. My sister told me: 'You could have been shot, or stabbed! Don't ever leave your apartment! Call the police, and stay inside.' She is, of course, both wrong, and foolish. Only the innocent suffer in America, and only the good die young. And a man such as myself, born to hang, shall never die at the hands of someone so fecking stupid that they hit a tree on the wrong side of street, and think that everything would have been okay if 'they'd only had their dope'. Suffer my absence, you shower of fools. I will return to you on Monday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kobal2 Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 So, where's the suffering part in your absence, pray tell ? Ah. Now I get it. It's the prospect of you coming back from a folk festival (Is that like, a Renaissance Faire with less goth chicks wearing bustiers that up their breasts right under their chins, and more fat old pished wannabe Irish/Scotsmen ?) with a fresh load of new songs to sing at us drunk and out of tune, isn't it ? That *is* painful, I'll grant you that. But not really more so than, say, playing Lars, dealing with rleete's antics or Shaw's megalo-centered diatribes foam-mouthed in my general direction. In time, you just get used to anything. Even a rabid pack of lackwit mongrels revelling in their own filth and licking the occasional pool of month-old vomit like these here MBT dwellers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Axe_ Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: Suffer my absence. Don't you mean presence? I see my call to the border guards last time you fouled my fair country was all for nought. :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted July 8, 2004 Author Share Posted July 8, 2004 Originally posted by Kobal2: . But not really more so than, say, playing Lars Send a turn Frenchie, I'm trying to get Shaw's latest abortion off my harddrive. Have to make room for rune's next abortion, don't cha know.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 8, 2004 Share Posted July 8, 2004 Originally posted by Seanachai: looking noble, with brow furrowed, he declares: I will go to Canada.Thereby getting you out of our hair and annoying Canada at the same time. I see no downside. I'm back from northern Wisconsin, which, frankly, sucked.You're from there, right? Correlation anyone? Tomorrow I leave for the Winnipeg Folk Festival. Everything is packed, including the whisky. Because Canada doesn't carry "Old Overcoat" in its package stores. I will not be available to play Fiefdom.Not that you were ever able to play it anyhow. My family all think I'm a complete and utter idjit for actually going outside and trying to deal with violent drunks. They live in the suburbs. I think we're all on board with the first half of your first sentence, there. I tried to tell them that after dealing with you lot for several painful years, violent drunkards not only hold no terrors for me, but seem rather quaint.Perhaps even familiar, when you're in a slightly more "self aware" state of mind. My sister told me: 'You could have been shot, or stabbed! Don't ever leave your apartment! Call the police, and stay inside.' Ignore the woman! We want you as far away from your computer as possible! She is, of course, both wrong, and foolish. Only the innocent suffer in America, and only the good die young. And a man such as myself, born to hang, shall never die at the hands of someone so fecking stupid that they hit a tree on the wrong side of street, and think that everything would have been okay if 'they'd only had their dope'. Actually, I can see you dying by your own hands. In some bizarre auto erotic "lost weekend" that goes horribly awry. The police burst into your apartment after people had finally noticed earlier that day that no one had heard from you in several months, to find you in some Lovecraftian tableau, with several partially inflated "dates", seemingly involved in practices that mink breeders wouldn't tolerate. Suffer my absence, you shower of fools. I will return to you on Monday. Thanks for the warning, Astro Boy-Toy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 I don't miss Seanachai at all. I owe EVERYONE turns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Liar! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Originally posted by Speedy: Liar! No, it's true. They share, a bond, a companionship, like twins, separated, at birth, not really knowing, of, the others' existence, but dimly, aware, that, something, is missing,... Noba, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 I hate Seanachi. Always have. Kitty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Thats it Kitty he feeds off the hate, if it wasn't for us he would have carked it ages ago. It's good to see you doing your bit for those less fortunate than the rest of us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Oi! K 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Ya, OI! Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 9, 2004 Share Posted July 9, 2004 Originally posted by dalem: I don't miss Seanachai at all. I used to miss him all the time. Then I realized that my sights were off a little to the left. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 It's you, not the sights, that are "off". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: It's you, not the sights, that are "off". Real spiffy comeback there, Rog old buddy. Been reading up on your Bazooka Joe gum wrappers again, I see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Hey, you try being witty on 4 hours sleep a night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 I still owe everyone turns. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Originally posted by rleete: Hey, you try being witty on 4 hours sleep a night. And here you see, Ladies and germs, the first usage of the, "Hey, I'm a new parent...I've got a full plate...pity me...I just diapered my face to the kid's hinder area...I don't know what I'm doing...I consider baby food to be a condiment...I'm all verklumpt...I'm a soccer mom!" excuse that we can expect from RLeete for a long, long time. Oddly enough, he was lame before der kinder showed up. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 Hello Pengers ... Nice incarnation of the MBT you got here Lars, I particulary like the Gold bars on the windows.... nice touch.. Stikky... I see your fief, but where's that other Bloody Thirsty Brave Knight known as V42 hiding? BTW Rune ...Better luck next time... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted July 10, 2004 Share Posted July 10, 2004 He is there send me a message. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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