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The Peng Challenge: Some Will Understand, Some Will Just Be Daft Buggers.


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Yeah, but if I attack you, Kitty, there's all this ahem-ing from guys like Shaw and then Mace jumps in, hitching his underoos up under his armpits, yelling something unintelligable, before tripping over the bedraggled hem of his peignoir and it's just too, too enbarrassing.

I'm sure you understand, being the soft, sensitive, caring person that you are.

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Originally posted by Boo Radley:

Yeah, but if I attack you, Kitty, there's all this ahem-ing from guys like Shaw and then Mace jumps in, hitching his underoos up under his armpits, yelling something unintelligable, before tripping over the bedraggled hem of his peignoir and it's just too, too enbarrassing.

*jumps in, hitching his underoos up under his armpits, then opens his mouth to say*

Bugger, I've just given myself the mother of all wedgies!

*exits the Peng Challenge very slowly and carefully*

Mace

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Originally posted by rleete:

Shouldn't you be in the kitchen? I'll bet Boo would like you to whip something up for a snack. I know how you like to dote on the kniggits.

And shouldn't you be changing bub?

btw. You think it's bad now? It gets worse when the bub switches from milk to solid, or teethes.

Mace

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Originally posted by rleete:

Shouldn't you be in the kitchen? I'll bet Boo would like you to whip something up for a snack. I know how you like to dote on the kniggits.

I AM a kniggit, you baboon-bottomed buffoon. And yes, I masturbate.

Kitty

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I passed my basic motorcycle rider skills test today so now I can go get my license upgraded and it's all legal.

Sorry Karl, I will NOT be getting a Ducati, you crazy French person you.

I really wanted to not like riding so much. I wanted to do the test thing to have the ability, but not really want to do the whole riding thing.

But now I'm kinda hooked. I blame Karl.

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Originally posted by dalem:

I passed my basic motorcycle rider skills test today so now I can go get my license upgraded and it's all legal.

Sorry Karl, I will NOT be getting a Ducati, you crazy French person you.

I really wanted to not like riding so much. I wanted to do the test thing to have the ability, but not really want to do the whole riding thing.

But now I'm kinda hooked. I blame Karl.

Very good, Sleazy Rider. Were you able to do it without training wheels on the Vespa?

Just think, if you get a side car, you can ferry Seanachai all over the place. You just might want to get a get a quick release handle for when you're taking tight turns alongside deep chasms.

Please.

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