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Seanachai, you pontificator, you panderer of prolific prose! I, the God of Chaos, am calling you out. Well, not really calling, because that would require your phone number. And hopefully not out, as I don't think you're in the closet (though I'm sure you could benefit from a professional dresser (and not the bureau kind (how many parenthetical remarks cah I make, eh? (a haughty nod to the Canadians, there)))).

I will crush you in an all random game. You will whinge/whine and twist on the gallows of my superior gameplay. You will rant, and I will rock, and never the twain shall meet (what the hell are my fingers typing? They've run away with what's left of my brain!).

Seanachai, I DEMAND satisfaction. Not that you've given that to anyone in the centuries of your existence, but I demand it from you. Please? You stargazing, belly-button fondling eddy on the back-water of erudition.

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Originally posted by YK2:

Yes.. I have a vivid imagination, but this IS the Cesspool and well, We have Boo and Joe to contend with so I consider it mandatory..

Nicely put. Well rounded, full bodied but not overly assertive. Dry, but not astringent or sour. Definitely a good vintage.

Michael

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Originally posted by rleete:

Well put Leeo. Why do my taunts get such short shift?

Turns are all out, where the heck are the replies? Not often I can say that (at least not without lying), so hop to it, boys.

I am not a golfer. You, on the other hand, are obviously a duffer (and I am't talkin' golf).

(Crappy taunt #BR549).

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Originally posted by Leeo:

Seanachai, I DEMAND satisfaction.

Come on Leeo, you know the words...

I can’t get no satisfaction,

I can’t get no satisfaction.

’cause I try and I try and I try and I try.

I can’t get no, I can’t get no.

When I’m drivin’ in my car

And that man comes on the radio

And he’s tellin’ me more and more

About some useless information

Supposed to fire my imagination.

I can’t get no, oh no no no.

Hey hey hey, that’s what I say.

I can’t get no satisfaction,

I can’t get no satisfaction.

’cause I try and I try and I try and I try.

I can’t get no, I can’t get no.

When I’m watchin’ my tv

And that man comes on to tell me

How white my shirts can be.

Well he can’t be a man ’cause he doesn’t smoke

The same cigarrettes as me.

I can’t get no, oh no no no.

Hey hey hey, that’s what I say.

I can’t get no satisfaction,

I can’t get no girl with action.

’cause I try and I try and I try and I try.

I can’t get no, I can’t get no.

When I’m ridin’ round the world

And I’m doin’ this and I’m signing that

And I’m tryin’ to make some girl

Who tells me baby better come back later next week

’cause you see I’m on losing streak.

I can’t get no, oh no no no.

Hey hey hey, that’s what I say.

I can’t get no, I can’t get no,

I can’t get no satisfaction,

No satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction

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Originally posted by Berlichtingen:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Leeo:

You wanna tangle with me, I'm all for it. Somehow we lost communication when I was poised to overrun your hillside position; go figure.

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Originally posted by Leeo:

It was many, many moons ago (even as the Underoo-Lord, you have some sense of time, correct?). I've gained a new computer since then.

Your lack of forethought is my fault how?

Just make sure it's all random, as I am the "God of Chaos".
Right, one scenario coming up. Reisberg I should think
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Originally posted by 37mm:

</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Hmmm, I think this one is more your Soddy type of Brit rather than your more "oop North" type...

Incredible!

This is what you get when you just hold your nose & dive into the filth.

This idiot is actually trying to ‘work out’ what my hopes, my desires, my motives & my fears are.

Unfortunately he is wrong on all counts (again quite incredible you’d think he’d get something right)…

I am from the North of England.

I’ve been watching for several weeks because my computer has been out of action.

I didn’t really notice Shotty nor am I ever likely to want anything it has.

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Back from my grandmother's funeral.

Evelyn "Evie" C. Larsen –1906-2004

Once, when asked what were the most amazing things she had seen in her long life she answered, "Well, the Computer was pretty important...but Electricity and Indoor Plumbing were kinda nice too".

If she had met you lot, I doubt the computer would have even made the list.

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Originally posted by Lars:

Back from my grandmother's funeral.

Evelyn "Evie" C. Larsen –1906-2004

Once, when asked what were the most amazing things she had seen in her long life she answered, "Well, the Computer was pretty important...but Electricity and Indoor Plumbing were kinda nice too".

If she had met you lot, I doubt the computer would have even made the list.

I bet she saw a lot, my condolences Lars.

Nothing could have amazed her more than the day you popped out!

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Originally posted by Lars:

"Well, the Computer was pretty important...but Electricity and Indoor Plumbing were kinda nice too".

Next time my ISP is updating and I'm all but pulling my hair out cos I can't connect to the net, I shall remember your Grans words...

Imagine having to live without electricity 24/7 and no running water ect and it makes you a little more appreciative as to how far we have come.

Evelyn "Evie" C. Larsen –1906-2004
98yrs young! Evie, no doubt, will be missed by many.

So sorry for your loss Lars .

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