imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Serves you right for overindulging in "ooze", you fey pants grabber. I never said "overindulged", nancy. [ September 20, 2003, 03:50 PM: Message edited by: mike_the_squire ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_squire: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Heh heh, that's how I read it too. Look out kid, it's something you did... LOL! Glad I'm not the only one that had that tune going through my head while I read Peng's post. I kept expecting him to ask for eleven dollar bills 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Heh heh, that's how I read it too. Look out kid, it's something you did... LOL! Glad I'm not the only one that had that tune going through my head while I read Peng's post. I kept expecting him to ask for eleven dollar bills </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by MrPeng: Andreas? why? sure he is humor impaired and from Germany but he, like my strange cousin Em, is well regarded in a "keep the children away from him" sort of a way. Too late mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: Too late mate Wow. An actual posterboy for the "Scarred for Life" Foundation. Looking at that made my femur shrink four millimeters. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Jeez, ya think he stole those teeth from some old lady? Andreas, you could have picked a set that fits. Too big even for that gaping piehole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moriarty Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Andreas, you're outnumbered. Lead with the left, cross with the right … get's 'em every time. [ September 20, 2003, 06:40 PM: Message edited by: Moriarty ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by MrPeng: Well 11 is my favorite number, but Bobby Zimmerman wasn't in me head when I decomposed that bit of rot. A bit of rot-gut potatohead wodka so I could womit perhaps but Dylan weren't in the Neighborhoodwinkandnod.Do we care? The message the reader gets is far more important than the message the writer intended... or you for in fact. But then, a steaming pile of Croda is more important than you. You, sir, are a failure. An Olde One of the Mutha Beautiful, and you couldn't even get Caboose66 to hate you. You are pathetic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabron66 Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Hello little ones. Just thought I'd pop in to give you all a little bit more of what you so obviously desire. ME! Yes, that's right, me. Only ONE word describes this little orgy of the inept when I'm not here and that is "boring and commonplace in a sort of THE FAMILY MAN VS. THE SIMPSONS way". Well, since the whole gang is here, minus Dr. Doolittle and Emrys the Dandy Duke of Dinkytown, here goes. I'm going to give you what you all really want. ME! Today I woke up and went downstairs, made up a bunch of chicken fajitas (from a box-not as good after being frozen but good just the same), watched a documentary on the space race while I ate, spent about five minutes licking the juice off my fingers (fajitas are messy) and then cleaned up the kitchen. Later my parents dropped by with my nephew (my sister is off on vacation again) and stayed for a little while. Man, do kids grow fast or am I crazy or what? Anyhoo, later I played a bit of guitar, wrote an e-mail to some of my ex-students in Peru and here I am. Now, I now you are feeling the temptation to commit certain indecent acts (as excited as I'm sure you must be), but remember the words of Aquinas: "Your blood is on your hands and before God." As it turns out he was right, but not in the way he thought he would be. DNA and all, but look who I'm talking to. Of course you know all about it. If you all behave and eat your pablum like the good little anklebiters that you are, I may even come by and give you another small taste. Keep your fingers crossed and maybe, just maybe, the wait won't be that long. Adios muchachitos [ September 20, 2003, 07:55 PM: Message edited by: Cabron66 ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Dear Jim Boggs: Rocky Top, you'll always be home sweet home to me; Good ol' Rocky Top; Rocky Top Tennessee; Rocky Top Tennessee. (A win so nice I had to post about it twice.) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Do we care? The message the reader gets is far more important than the message the writer intended... or you for in fact. But then, a steaming pile of Croda is more important than you. You, sir, are a failure. An Olde One of the Mutha Beautiful, and you couldn't even get Caboose66 to hate you. You are pathetic Listen. It took nearly TEN YEARS to get my wife to hate me. She loved me once too, just as CabronGoat does and I have known him only for a few short hours. It takes time to develop an abiding hatred, the seething, smoldering, amyigdalic reptile-brain anger those who truly know me have for me. You know it. Give him time. Right now it's honeymoon time and everything I do is cute and fresh and new . In five years MrGoat and I will be squabbling over the toothpaste cap and whose turn it is to change the dirty diaper and "why did you spend our money on THAT monstrosity!?" Mark my words. Hating me comes from truly knowing what a useless git I am. And you can't get the deep, fundamental, profound loathing that I so richly deserve from a few psychadelic induced ramblings. MrGoat. Please come to Pennsyltucky and live with me, so you can understand that I am more awful than Senacahai. I found the description of your day to be fascinating and want to bear your children. Or at least take candid pictures of your 19 year old daughter should you have one already. If not just bring yourself, your thong and some cocoa butter. Oh and a barbeque grill, some tequilla, a couple of cases of Labatts, socialized medicine, a goat, three chorizo suasages, more tequilla, a flaxen haired Jalisco native girl (19 years old please), some jalapeno peppers, some habanero peppers, more tequilla, more socialized medicine and some talcum powder. OH! and plenty of mescaline. We'll have a hell of a weekend, although we may end up selling one of my daughters into slavery to pay for the hookers. I forgot to mention the hookers. Males and females, 19 - 23 years old. Some French Canadian sluts de boxcar are best for this sort of thing. I'll wire you some cash. OH BOY I CAN HARDLY WAIT!!! Smooches, my MrGoat. Don't keep me waiting! Peng 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Cabron66: ...wrote an e-mail to some of my ex-students in Peru...*sniff* I suppose the guinea pigs have to reply? Yeknod [ September 21, 2003, 01:38 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: As seen in the picture, Andreas has learnt to jab with the left, then cross with the right. Mac 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by MrPeng: some habanero peppersScotch Bonnet you putz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Cabron66: Man, do kids grow fast or am I crazy or what?No question about it....you're crazy. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Cabron66: Today I woke up and went downstairsWhat? Rabbit, close the door. Love Alice 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Cabron66: Man, do kids grow fast or am I crazy or what?No question about it....you're crazy. Mace </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I think a strong case can be made for "What" as well. Joe Eh? We've got to make a trunk, chest, coffer, locker, suitcase or portmanteau? How many "whats" does he have, eh? Give 'im a plastic bag. Yeknod [ September 21, 2003, 04:08 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabron66 Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by MrPeng: It took nearly TEN YEARS to get my wife to hate me. She loved me once too, just as CabronGoat does and I have known him only for a few short hours. It takes time to develop an abiding hatred, the seething, smoldering, amyigdalic reptile-brain anger those who truly know me have for me. You know it. Give him time. Right now it's honeymoon time and everything I do is cute and fresh and new . In five years MrGoat and I will be squabbling over the toothpaste cap and whose turn it is to change the dirty diaper and "why did you spend our money on THAT monstrosity!?" Mark my words. Hating me comes from truly knowing what a useless git I am. And you can't get the deep, fundamental, profound loathing that I so richly deserve from a few psychadelic induced ramblings. MrGoat. Please come to Pennsyltucky and live with me, so you can understand that I am more awful than Senacahai. I found the description of your day to be fascinating and want to bear your children. Or at least take candid pictures of your 19 year old daughter should you have one already. If not just bring yourself, your thong and some cocoa butter. Oh and a barbeque grill, some tequilla, a couple of cases of Labatts, socialized medicine, a goat, three chorizo suasages, more tequilla, a flaxen haired Jalisco native girl (19 years old please), some jalapeno peppers, some habanero peppers, more tequilla, more socialized medicine and some talcum powder. OH! and plenty of mescaline. We'll have a hell of a weekend, although we may end up selling one of my daughters into slavery to pay for the hookers. I forgot to mention the hookers. Males and females, 19 - 23 years old. Some French Canadian sluts de boxcar are best for this sort of thing. I'll wire you some cash. OH BOY I CAN HARDLY WAIT!!! Smooches, my MrGoat. Don't keep me waiting! PengThank you Mr. Peng. This is the one I'm going to Battlefront with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! Some putz has entered the Peng thread and been offended! I marvel at the depths of human stupidity 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Berlichtingen: Some putz has entered the Peng thread and been offended! Originally posted by MrPeng: Or at least take candid pictures of your 19 year old daughter should you have one already. If not just bring yourself, your thong and some cocoa butter. Oh and a barbeque grill, some tequilla, a couple of cases of Labatts, socialized medicine, a goat, three chorizo suasages, more tequilla, a flaxen haired Jalisco native girl (19 years old please), some jalapeno peppers, some habanero peppers, more tequilla, more socialized medicine and some talcum powder. OH! and plenty of mescaline. We'll have a hell of a weekend, although we may end up selling one of my daughters into slavery to pay for the hookers. I forgot to mention the hookers. Males and females, 19 - 23 years old. Some French Canadian sluts de boxcar are best for this sort of thing. I'll wire you some cash. OH BOY I CAN HARDLY WAIT!!!Offended? About what?! I thought Peng was running for Governor of California and those were his policies?! <font size = 1> ...and mighty fine policies they are too. If I was a citizen of California, I'd vote for policies like that </font> Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by MrPeng: Or at least take candid pictures of your 19 year old daughter should you have one already. If not just bring yourself, your thong and some cocoa butter. Oh and a barbeque grill, some tequilla, a couple of cases of Labatts, socialized medicine, a goat, three chorizo suasages, more tequilla, a flaxen haired Jalisco native girl (19 years old please), some jalapeno peppers, some habanero peppers, more tequilla, more socialized medicine and some talcum powder. OH! and plenty of mescaline. We'll have a hell of a weekend, although we may end up selling one of my daughters into slavery to pay for the hookers. I forgot to mention the hookers. Males and females, 19 - 23 years old. Some French Canadian sluts de boxcar are best for this sort of thing. I'll wire you some cash. OH BOY I CAN HARDLY WAIT!!!Its a very long shopping list and he's probably got a problem sourcing an industrial size tub of talcum powder. I'm sure we'd help if he'd ask. I'd lend 'im me thong but the elastics gone... Yeknod [ September 21, 2003, 06:04 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Mace: <font size = 1> ...and mighty fine policies they are too. If I was a citizen of California, I'd vote for policies like that </font> Mace He did not mention sheep in it though. I am apalled at your lack of principles. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 21, 2003 Share Posted September 21, 2003 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I'm sure we'd help if he'd ask. I'd lend 'im me thong but the elastics gone... I never knew donkies wore these: Mace [ September 21, 2003, 06:28 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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