Lars Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 THE RULES then, short and sweet: S) Go away. O) Go even further away. D) {***sigh***} If you’re still reading this, you’re still too close. But if you insist, PAY ATTENTION!, or go away. O) This is the Peng Challenge. Challenge someone SPECIFIC, just make sure it’s not Peng. Try a newbie SSN such as yourself, not a Knigget or an Old One. If you don’t know what a SSN, Knigget, or Old One is, go away. F) The key word being CHALLENGE, sound off like you have inherited a pair from someone other than your pet hamster. If you can’t manage this, go away. F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. !) If you have any questions at all, post absolutely NOTHING! We will get back to you at our earliest inconvenience. And go away (are you starting to see a trend here?). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabron66 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: F) Do not sound off about your pair. Try to act like you have a modicum of wit, style and panache OR Half of a Brain. If you won’t keep this thought in your Half of a Brain, we will boot it to the other Half, and you will go away. This is the perfect example of what I am saying. Do all of you suffer from the illusion that this "peng" thingy is real? Just how exactly are you going to "boot" me when you are nowhere near me or even capable of finding me? Do you believe yourself capable just the same? There is a name for your condition. Seek help. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted September 19, 2003 Author Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Cabron66: There is a name for your condition. Seek help. Yes, it's called sobriety. Fortunately, it's ten minutes to five on a Friday. Help is only a liquor store away! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 tossers 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColumbusOHGamer Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: tossers I'm new here... what do they toss and should you try to catch it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColumbusOHGamer Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: tossers I'm new here... what do they toss and should you try to catch it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Originally posted by Lars: Help is only a liquor store away! Poor, poor lad. We keep beer in the work fridge for just such occasions. Oh, it's Friday. Better pop down to the cellar and fetch some nice bottles for the ladies this weekend. BTW, there seems to be an annoying sound, much like a thousand flatulent mice after a weekend at the refried bean factory. What ever could it be... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabron66 Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 You define a group of men playing video games and running around squeaking "peng" like some kind of nocturnal rodent sobriety? Well, count me out. Sobriety is all yours. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holien Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Cabron66 I tried to help but you have enterd the realm of Peng... You have but one chance.... Leave now...... (After you have humped the leg senseless....) BTW Debbie my Wife thinks you are all being horrible to him.... She did have a good laugh at some of the imagery being thrown around, truly wonderful... I don't normally let her read the Peng Thread but she was woken by laughs and demanded to know what was happening... H (P.s. I shall now go back into lurk mode.....) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 19, 2003 Share Posted September 19, 2003 Just how exactly are you going to "boot" me when you are nowhere near me or even capable of finding me? Do you believe yourself capable just the same? This is starting to sound like Sgt. Beavis meets Monster Zero or sumfink. Cabby, (Although I am sure this is a waste of time)… As you are new around here let me take a moment to assure you that the above post to start this thread has NOTHING to do with you. Those are the rules; they are always the first post to the Peng Challenge Thread out of courtesy and humor. Please note they say NOTHING about you and are in no way intended towards you as an individual but towards SSN's as a whole. If you are not sure what a SSN is, Sod Off . (Edited because I can not spell when I am laughing) [ September 19, 2003, 06:10 PM: Message edited by: Abbott ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by mike_the_squire: Oh, it's Friday. Better pop down to the cellar and fetch some nice bottles for the ladies this weekend. Nice to have a Squire who doesn't need to be told..... I'm in the mood for a nice fruity red tonight.. I'll trust you to choose the vintage. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabron66 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Jeez, Abbott , I'm sorry. You mean you look down upon people getting involved in things that have nothing to with them? I'll have to be more careful where I stick my nose and whose leg I hump. By the way, Holien, where's your advice now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by YK2: Nice to have a Squire who doesn't need to be told..... I'm in the mood for a nice fruity red tonight.. I'll trust you to choose the vintage. I shall struggle to find, retrieve and return (unopened) such a jewel for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andreas Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Holien: BTW Debbie my Wife thinks you are all being horrible to him.... She did have a good laugh at some of the imagery being thrown around, truly wonderful... I don't normally let her read the Peng Thread but she was woken by laughs and demanded to know what was happening...Debbie is a very nice person, not just because she let us run amok in your place. To let her read the Peng thread must be the ultimate test of how well the relationship is going. Congratulations, I am very jealous! Elvis, I let Seanachai have him. Having my own stalker would bore me very quickly, and Seanachai will do much better with him. After all, he seems to like Canuckians. Just a good thing the chap is not from Ohio, I guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holien Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Cabron66 I think you are truly lost in here. This thread is dedicated to something that I think will just pass you by and you are better off out of it. If you ever fancy a game I shall give you one. If you want to discuss this off line be my guest. I am now going to just sit back and laugh at the humour I see. I am not laughing at you (just in case you misunderstand me.) Each to their own... Cheers H Edited:- Andreas shssssshhhh she did not know you ran amok!!! Come to think of it I did not know you ran amok!!! Where and when?? When will Jim get his act together for the next session? [ September 19, 2003, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Holien ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColumbusOHGamer Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Cabron66: ...and whose leg I humpCool, there's pirate talk in here too! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Cabron66: By the way, Holien, where's your advice now? Touch my monkey, I SAID TOUCH MY MONKEY!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cabron66 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Hey, Holien , there's one ally. It all starts with one. Soon I will be legion and the peng thread will slowly be destroyed by the most unlikely of armies. A horde of wives and girlfriends laying guilt trips as far as the eye can see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Hey, Holien , there's one ally. Now that’s a laugh, mistaking a Lawyer for an ally without posting a retainer! Even one as liked and respected around here as Mr. Holien . Careful, the only difference between a Canadian and a canoe is a canoe will tip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 You are all food for cyclones, you rabid chompers of discarded diapers. Mwuahahaa! I look forward to seeing your tearstreaked, muddied faces on CNN within a week or so, and oh, how I will laugh! But what's up with all these SSNs? I can hardly take two steps here without stepping in one. Disgusting. Who brought this plague of decreptitude upon the purity of the MBT?! Seanachaiii! It's YOUR garbage! You brought it in, you put it out! /SirReal 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_mike_the_wino2 Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Abbott: Careful, the only difference between a Canadian and a canoe is a canoe will tip. Standardized testing shows the canoe to be smarter as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Cabron66, attention please! Please keep in mind that you are my mortal enemy, that you have chosen in a moment of sad and sorry lunacy to stalk me, and stop annoying the other Cesspoolers. You're just going to hurry the whole process of being sent to Coventry, and I simply can't afford to cross the Justicar on that issue any more, as every time I have it has turned out very, very badly. So please keep you insults and idiocy focused on me, please, and stop running up and clutching other people's legs. Well, you like the limelight, eh? Then by all means feel free to follow me around, making an ass of yourself, and I shall use my wits to give you a thousand paper cuts, and we'll see how good the 'limelight' feels then. Now, that said, does anyone have any ideas what you feed a lunatic stalker? I mean, am I going to be responsible for his upkeep? Also, where should I introduce him around? I mean, I can't go into every thread and say 'Hi, this is Cabron66 my new lunatic stalker?" for very long before everyone will be shouting "For Chrissake, Seanachai, we've already met your bloody lunatic stalker, now shove off with him!" I suppose I'll have to go over and introduce him to the Evil Clown Band in the Goodale thread. Well, they've already met him, but they may not realize he's designated himself my mortal enemy and become my stalker. Anyone else think of some good threads? Or should I just let it happen as I post here and there? Oh, and Cabron, I'm puzzled. When did I attack your ethnicity? I don't remember doing that at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Andreas: tossers Andreas- In the spirit of unity and the occasional reminder of how bad internet message board weirdness can really get, I offer the services of House Persiflage to you and yours. All hatchets buried, all misunderstood jokes forgotten, all dalem silliness flushed. And stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Cabron66: You define a group of men playing video games and running around squeaking "peng" like some kind of nocturnal rodent sobriety? Bugger, I thought it was like some kind of nocturnal marsupial sobriety. I feel violated. Mace 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted September 20, 2003 Share Posted September 20, 2003 Originally posted by Abbott: This is starting to sound like Sgt. Beavis meets Monster Zero or sumfink. Beavis cabronicus? BeaviMegaCabronitron? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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