v42below Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Georgia had spent a long time in the empire, before this CIS nonsense started and will eventually return to its rightful owner, as will the rest of the former USSR republics, along with Poland, Finland, Alaska and San Francisco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 You know, fellow Yanks, we could take up a collection to help Vdrunktoomuchpotatojuice try and take San Francisco off of our hands....... I have some change in my kitchen drawers, who is going to help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urefinger Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 true, v42 shall we consider assault on moon as our first PBEM game>? i.e. the one map I have played no less than 36 times....(6 total victories, 2 major defeats, 2 ****ty draws and a partridge in a pear tree) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by urefinger: true, v42 shall we consider assault on moon as our first PBEM game>? i.e. the one map I have played no less than 36 times....(6 total victories, 2 major defeats, 2 ****ty draws and a partridge in a pear tree) As per my earlier e-mails to you and the information provided in the last paragraph of my post at the top of page 3 of this thread: 1. Unless that is a CMBO scenario, <font size=5>Sod Off</font>. 2. If it is a CMBO scenario, send me a setup. 3. If you're just pissing around and actually have no intention of playing me, see bold text in 1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urefinger Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 conversly, CUnt gocav, you could all fish round in your semen encrusted pockets for spare change and then pay Afghanistan the aid you promised her before you liberated her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urefinger Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 no way mate, im not gonna take a stroll down memory lane when I've got cmbb...hold on (starts turn) when you get cmbb i would thoroughly enjoy beating you at "see above" Now if BFC did a remake of cmbo with the same stuff thats in cmbb THEN i'd play it again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 I'm sure they will, just as soon as they sell all that Iraqi oil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by urefinger: no way mate, im not gonna take a stroll down memory lane when I've got cmbb...hold on (starts turn) when you get cmbb i would thoroughly enjoy beating you at "see above" Now if BFC did a remake of cmbo with the same stuff thats in cmbb THEN i'd play it again. Originally posted by v42below: As per my earlier e-mails to you and the information provided in the last paragraph of my post at the top of page 3 of this thread: 1. Unless that is a CMBO scenario, Sod Off. 2. If it is a CMBO scenario, send me a setup. 3. If you're just pissing around and actually have no intention of playing me, see bold text in 1.Please let me know which specific aspect of my instructions you did not understand and I will endeavour to express it in simpler terms. [ July 18, 2003, 10:32 AM: Message edited by: v42below ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urefinger Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 OK i got confused about cmbo and cmbb and cmqfio (quest for iraqi oil) also sod off does not register, possible options: dolphin DOS offal DOS offal dolphin DOS offal C:/ DOS C:/ DOS RUN RUN DOS RUN small non-descript mining tool (absoloutly shameless) If your absoloutly ITCHING for a game I will go on my quest for the legendery lost CMBO (ahhhhh you got proper maunals in those days!) install it and then be promptly whooped for having not played it in a year.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urefinger Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 IF we are to cross swords on the ancient battlefied of cmbo then I demand a COLLOSAL force point advantage, lets say 2nd SS panzer divison attacks under-strength US public relations company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 [communication]...follow instructions as stated...[/communication] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
urefinger Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 lucky me.... I smell a can of whoopas on the stove..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Ladies and gentlemen of the CessPool, it falls to me to perform a sad duty. I am made of stern stuff, as you know, but a tear glistens in my eye and I feel a sob forcing it's way out. Nonetheless I steel myself to this repugnant task. Boo_Radley is a gamey bastiche! There ... I said it. It wasn't easy and I didn't want to even think that it might be true but it IS and there's no use in denying it. A QB, in the fog, armor only and he buys ... FLAMMPANZERS! That's right, that's right you read it correctly ... MORE THAN ONE! AND IN THE FOG! I was so shocked by my discovery that I fear my normal tactical acumen was stunned like a beef steer struck down by a mallet. I may actually lose this match as a result of my inability to believe that he would stoop so low. Oh yes, he IS from OHIO and that explains much and perhaps I was too trusting, too naive, too ... well too honorable to believe that HE would act so DIShonorably. I'm sorry to ruin your evening this way but ... I ... I thought you'd want to know. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest PondScum Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: <font size=-1>I was so shocked by my discovery that I fear my normal tactical acumen was stunned like a beef steer struck down by a mallet.</font>No change there then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Well, today is one for the record books. Someone actually got banned for their behavior in the Cess Pool! Amazing. I never thought it would ever happen in my life time, but someone finally came around who thinks this is just some sort of lowbrown swearing flamefest. Even after specific warnings to the contrary. This might not be the most intelligent or polite collection of lunatic ramblings ever seen, but they are civilized in their own twisted way And because urefinger couldn't figure that out (did I mention he was warned more than once?), he has been excused from class for the rest of the term. Move along... nothing to see here! Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Note Steve's member number. Coincidence? I think not! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me-e-e for ME-EE-EE for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Looks like I should have told him to pull urefinger out of urenose or risk picking out the tiny patch of urebrain that was obviously remaining then, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by dalem: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me-e-e for ME-EE-EE for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Oh please, just shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by rune: "The Reason the Movie Logan's Run was correct"Rune, you nong, the use by date in that movie was 30!!!! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nestor Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by Nidan1: ....now that you have the bridge, what do you intend to do with it? What do you think? Too much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Mace, My point exactly, Joebob would have been killed twice by now, fastly approaching a third time. Rune Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by rune: "The Reason the Movie Logan's Run was correct"Rune, you nong, the use by date in that movie was 30!!!! Mace </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by rune: Joebob would have been killed twice by now, fastly approaching a third time.Yeh, the undead are a bit hard to keep down. Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Life at the Front,or how SirReal learned the lesson of false Pride (Finis) The exhausted Landers wipe the sweat and rain from their brows, as they peer through the trees at the carnage of the battlefield in front of them. Smoking tanks and half tracks stopped just meters in front of their positions, and the bodies of Russian infantrymen, cut down as they attempted to make the dash across open terrain. The Hauptmann makes the rounds of the hasty defense perimeter, attempting to calculate the losses taken in this, short but intense encounter. The Landsers police up the battlefield, taking as many PPSh submachineguns as they can find strewn around the area. The Ivans have melted back into the rainy forest, after taking a pounding they will not soon forget. Because of their herioc stand, the Landsers of Three Company have allowed the rest of the battalion to slip back west to better defensive positions. They gather up their dead and wounded, and turn to the west, withdrawing quietly from the field, which just minutes ago was a hell on earth. SirReal has learned the error of false pride, me lads, a MAJOR VICTORY, by the pixeltruppen of yours truly, has sent him packing back to the sauna from whence he came. He made some noises about not having enough turns, but how many turns do you need, with three battalions of infantry supported by tanks and HTs to eventually overwhelm a hastily defended position, manned by two understrength infantry companies and a couple of AT guns? [ July 18, 2003, 08:14 AM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted July 18, 2003 Share Posted July 18, 2003 Originally posted by Nestor: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: ....now that you have the bridge, what do you intend to do with it? What do you think? Too much? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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