Shadow 1st Hussars Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Well? *Edit I don't mean the bike.... [ 10-17-2001: Message edited by: Shadow 1st Hussars ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pzman Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 I don't think there were evey many people that fat fighting... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chad Harrison Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 man those ubersturmgruppeherrfatness are so gamey! i dont play anyone who buys them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 You can't change the 3-D models so you can't make double chins and stuff. It's the same reason why you can't make (decent looking) female soldiers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadow 1st Hussars Posted October 18, 2001 Author Share Posted October 18, 2001 This guy has more armour than a sherman..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnockOnWood Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 poor guy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commissar Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KnockOnWood: poor guy...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Poor motor bike! I can just hear the bolts creaking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirill S. Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 he got so much fat on army food? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnergoz Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 I thought the Michelin man was French... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Young Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Hey, Are those pot plants in the tree line? E Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 No. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Thyroid condition - is this dude in the NWHA? I think I met him two years ago on D-Day at Ft. Stevens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commissar Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 They say he's one bad mutha - shut yo' mouth! Hey, at least CMBB will model it with fitness levels! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lcm1947 Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Well if he was modelled in the game would he be able to move - with or without bike? I doubt it so it's just as well that's he's not. Come to think of it wonder what a squad of Allied's would do if they saw like a company of these guys running towards them, well not running I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Madmatt Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 We wanted to model this actually but the model alone was well in excess of 3500 polygons. Don't get me started about the texture size. Madmatt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGMB Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Soldiers, Seems to me that hed have most of the trouble getting his feet off the ground. He'd probbaly have to buy new boots every other day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew H. Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Maybe he's in the Grossdeutschland division Actually, it's worse than that. Look at the uniform, the helmet...he's a Fallschirmjaeger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cpl Carrot Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 How many parachutes would he need. Heaven forbid if he landed on someone. Seriously - should we really be making fun of the guy - for all we know it could be Steve or Charles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Wacky Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 What I want to know is where he got that size XXXL FJ splinter camo blouse? My theory is that he's wearing one of Goering's uniforms left over from the war. As for the question of whether or not we should be making fun of him, I say that in orthodox playground fashion it is our right-no, no, it is our DUTY to make fun of all those different then us even in the slightest sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen-x87H Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 What is that guy supposed to model what possibly could have happened if McDonalds was invented about 40 years earlier? Gen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Actually, it looks like Sgt. Shultz got transfered to a recon unit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panzer_Meyer Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 No you morons, that Goering, in his "hay days". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 You fools! That's not a man! That's Marco Bergman's new MG Pillbox mod! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Warmaker Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 Okay, I've finally seen someone that can make a machinegun look like a toothpick. Has to be late war. The Germans weren't too picky on requirements that late... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 18, 2001 Share Posted October 18, 2001 The machine gun is an MG 34, which would make it early war. BTW, that camouflage pattern looks just like the stuff we used to buy for hunting forty years ago and is still widely available. Not being a uniform grog, I can only wonder if it is authentic for German WW II usage. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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