Kitty Posted March 6, 2001 Share Posted March 6, 2001 After several hours of foiled attempts, I was finally able to hack into Battlefront and I downloaded this picture of the manual cover for CM2. The file name for it on their server was Red_Army_Human_Wave_Attack_.jpg Kitty ------------------ Hamsters at War! Chicks With Tanks Lorak's FTX "I'd rather the Bees than your Mask of Shame." - Stuka The McNoldy Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GriffinCheng+ Posted March 6, 2001 Share Posted March 6, 2001 Hahahah How about a splash screen for the main menu? TIA Griffin. ------------------ "When you find your PBEM opportents too hard to beat, there is always the AI." "Can't get enough Tank?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LongLeftFlank Posted March 6, 2001 Share Posted March 6, 2001 First Hamster Guards Army? Although their parade discipline really isn't very good.... presumably a lot of hamster conscripts there. "One dead hamster is a tragedy... A million dead hamsters is a statistic...and what do you do with all the little exercise wheels?" Stalin "...And by the way, how many hamsters does the Pope have?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted March 6, 2001 Share Posted March 6, 2001 And this is the secret why the soviets won! Even after excessive casualties* the likes of which would have meant the destruction of any other nation, the efforts and sacrifice of a special soviet hamster breeding squad (1 male, 1 female) managed to restore Soviet Military forces back to full strength only after a couple of days! I hope the impact of this special force is recognised in CM2! Mace * millions of hamsters laid down their lives for the hamsterland. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Kettler Posted March 6, 2001 Share Posted March 6, 2001 Kitty, Thanks from the bottom of my heart for a much needed laugh. You are a twisted graphic genius, but a genius nonetheless. Parade photographs are all well and good, but we grogs know that what really turned the tide was the unexpected, sudden commitment of seven divisions of snowsuited Siberian hamsters to the critical Battle of Stalingrad. When may we look forward to seeing those stalwart fighters armed with their PPSh-41 acorn firing SMGs? Keep up the warped work! Regards, John Kettler [This message has been edited by John Kettler (edited 03-06-2001).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick Posted March 6, 2001 Share Posted March 6, 2001 Originally posted by John Kettler: seven divisions of snowsuited Siberian hamsters Hamsters? Lemmings, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted March 6, 2001 Share Posted March 6, 2001 Must be Red Hamsters. ------------------ Nicht Schiessen!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SS Peiper Posted March 6, 2001 Share Posted March 6, 2001 ROTFL Kitty thats GREAT!!! SS Peiper Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 LOL! Aren't they cute? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priest Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 Kitty this has gone way beyond Obsession!!! ------------------ Sir are you sure you want to go to red alert...it would mean changing the bulb -Kryton of Red Dwarf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted March 7, 2001 Author Share Posted March 7, 2001 Originally posted by Priest: Kitty this has gone way beyond Obsession!!! Yes, I'm afraid you're right. Now it's White Diamonds. Kitty ------------------ Hamsters at War! Chicks With Tanks Lorak's FTX "I'd rather the Bees than your Mask of Shame." - Stuka The McNoldy Group Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 Kitty, do you need a friend? There has got to be more to life than CM and hamsters. I don't live too far away from you; maybe I could help. I think we need to do an intervention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CJMello Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 Hey, I think I spotted a mouse in there. ------------------ Order, Counterorder, Disorder. - von Moltke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 Are there any voles? If so, time to break out the UberstrumDaisyBBmorser again. The little buggers ate half my rhubarb crop last year. ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goanna Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 Gustav - I actually think you would do better with the Hamsterabwehrpelletkannon if you get a new infestation. It has a parabellum round that can get two in one shot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 I knew it. Kitty is in advertising. She works for Young & Rubicam: http://www.adcritic.com/content/covad-hamster-taxidermy.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Babra Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 Ah... so the russian word for "motherland" really is "Rodentia" ------------------ "The common ordinary SS soldier was just following orders from their superiors..."- Maximus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellros Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 That is a riot!!! btw, I Like White Diamonds ------------------ "No matter where you go, there you are" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rwcanuck Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 Instead of "mine-dogs" these critters would use "mine-squirrels" I bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nick Posted March 7, 2001 Share Posted March 7, 2001 It's amazing what you can find on the internet... After a quick search for "WWII hamsters" I found some scenes from the forthcoming stalingrad epic "Hamsters at the Gates". In this scene the SS hamsters are planning their escape from the hordes of siberian hamsters furious at their depiction as lemmings in hamster propaganda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
109 Gustav Posted March 8, 2001 Share Posted March 8, 2001 Originally posted by Goanna: Gustav - I actually think you would do better with the Hamsterabwehrpelletkannon if you get a new infestation. It has a parabellum round that can get two in one shot. Despite the Hamsterabwehrpelletkannon's high blast rate, any serious grognard knows that tungsten ammo was not avalible until October 2000, when the voles had already been routed by JagdPeregrineFalcons, the dreaded "jabos." Without the tungsten ammo, the Hamsterabwehrpelletkannon lacked sufficient velocity to penetrate a vole frontally at ranges less than ten feet. Therefore, the much derided UberstrumDaisyBBmorser was the only effective weapon avalible for most of the war. You'll never be a tread-head grognard if you keep making silly mistakes like this. ------------------ Well my skiff's a twenty dollar boat, And I hope to God she stays afloat. But if somehow my skiff goes down, I'll freeze to death before I drown. And pray my body will be found, Alaska salmon fishing, boys, Alaska salmon fishing. The Last Defense- Mods, Scenarios, and more! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaSCa Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 Originally posted by Forever Babra: Ah... so the russian word for "motherland" really is "Rodentia" GROAN! There should be a law against puns like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forever Babra Posted March 9, 2001 Share Posted March 9, 2001 So sue me ------------------ "Za Rodentia!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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