Von Brizee Posted August 17, 2000 Share Posted August 17, 2000 When I walked around my neihgborhood streets counting the houses so I could make it a map! When you walk up to bed after playing CM , and you walks as if holding an MP40 and speaking in German. (I did these both) When you memorize the weapons composition of every German squad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guachi Posted August 17, 2000 Share Posted August 17, 2000 The first, you've played too much CM thread... http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/001447.html Colin, you mean like this? Jason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtz Posted August 17, 2000 Share Posted August 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Von Brizee: [bWhen you walk up to bed after playing CM , and you walks as if holding an MP40 and speaking in German. (I did these both) <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hmmm...rehearsals for the invasion....was your wife dressed up as Poland or France? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RudeLover Posted August 17, 2000 Share Posted August 17, 2000 When you remember _two_ previous "you've played too much CM" threads? See also: http://www.battlefront.com/discuss/Forum1/HTML/006850.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximus Posted August 17, 2000 Share Posted August 17, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by aka_tom_w: You'ld -tom w<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh what the Hell? Since I haven't been on here being my ol' Maximus Butticus self lately. I don't know, I must have missed that day in school, but I don't recall the contraction "you'ld" ever being used in the textboooks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Commissar Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 You know you played too much CM when... You're in jail for attempted murder because one of your friends declared "turn-based games are boring" after you tried to get him hooked on CM. You insist your friend drives your Beetle while you stick your upper body out of the sun-roof with a pan on your head, declaring that's where Tank-commanders belong. You form a CM Militia and raid Computer stores because "the bastards wouldn't give BTS a chance!" ------------------ ...Every position, every meter of Soviet soil must be defended to the last drop of blood..." - Segment from Order 227 "Not a step back" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minnesota Joe Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>When I walked around my neihgborhood streets counting the houses so I could make it a map!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> -Von Brizee Whoa! You did this too? It's great living in a suburban area just so you can design your own neighborhood and drive a JagdTiger right through your own home. I even made a scenario where I named an elite sniper as myself, put him in my "house", and had him defend against those nasty krauts. I was killed by an HMG-42 on the fourth turn. ------------------ Ah scheist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iron Duke Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 ...When you're driving down the road and wishing you could switch to level 2 view...no wait...Level 3 would be better so you could see over that hill up ahead... ...going out and buying a 700mhz, 256mb RAM, Voodoo5500 machine JUST TO PLAY CM! ------------------ One shot...One Kill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Splinty Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 You know you've played too much CM when you watch Saving Pvt. Ryan 4 times in 2 days to keep the mood at max. when you use you're dinner plate as a sand table to rehearse your' next move. when you think your' landlord is an enemy squad coming to clear your' apartment. ------------------ Nicht Schiessen!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aloid Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 ... playing too much CM when... You wake up two hours late for work, and realize that "GO" button you were pushing in your dreams was really the snooze button (every ten minutes)... heh! Aloid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horo Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 Too much CM? Is that possible? Perhaps it is just the sleep deprivation talking? I do think about how to assault the building across the street from my store, though. (Cover MG fire, smoke in the street, and go through the woods on the left side, but watch out for mines.) ------------------ Ugati: You despise me, don't you Rick? Rick Blaine: If I gave you any thought I probably would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vcents Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 You've played too much CM when... You lie in bed thinking how a couple rounds of 81mm would silence the neighbor's barking dogs. Then you change that to a Panzerfaust for a couple of rounds up the neighbor's juxsy! Quote Colin <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>You have the CM manual beside your bed<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Ummmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 ...you spend entirely too much of your day reading this forum. You guys are hilarious!!! Thanks for the entertainment. ------------------ -Work Hard -Type Fast -Save Often Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jadayne Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 you bring the evening's conversation to an embarassed standstill by blurting out excitedly how your stuart managed to take out two panzers during a PBEM. (reminder - re-read chapter on what NOT to do on a first date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lindan Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 you harddisk crashes and your first thought is: "my pbem-games! ohgod my pbem-games!!!" ------------------ visit lindan.panzershark.com member of the Combat Mission webring Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gen. Sosaboski Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 ...you watch another guy take a girl you like and figure "well, that's life, I'll be killed in the next battle anyway." ...when moving through your house you walk as if you have a Sten or Thompson in your hand, ready to clear out "enemy held positions" ...you think you're telephone is a field phone connecting you to field HQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionn Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 You HONESTLY have to look at the clock on your computer to decide whether it is Friday evening or Saturday... It turned out it was Saturday and I'd kind of lost track of the days . My excuse is I had a bit of the flu at the time but the real culprit is this game Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The CM Borg Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 You only assimilated 20 in one hour rather than the 30 you were supposed to. ------------------ Resistance is Futile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuse Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 1. You consider that 11:30pm-12:20am nap a good nights sleep. 2. Your boss has caught you on the CM forum so much while you were supposed to be working that he buys the game, sells his business and becomes a recluse living in the hills of Northern California (it could happen) ------------------ Upon the fields of friendly strife, are sown the seeds of Victory. ---Douglas McArthur Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Priest Posted August 18, 2000 Share Posted August 18, 2000 I NEED AN EDIT. REWRITE PEOPLE. AAAAAHHH!!!! MY GIRFRIEND IS PUTTING MY COMPUTER IN A NIGHTIE. AHHHHHAQAHAHAHH! hehehehehe thanks for the heads up Fionn. Damn see what happens when you look over your shoulder for your boss when you type. You get labeled a pervert. Hey wait...hell I can live with that. eheheh ------------------ Sir are you sure you want to go to red alert...it would mean changing the bulb -Priest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aka_tom_w Posted August 19, 2000 Share Posted August 19, 2000 Ok I patched it thanks for the spelling update notice. -tom w <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: Oh what the Hell? Since I haven't been on here being my ol' Maximus Butticus self lately. I don't know, I must have missed that day in school, but I don't recall the contraction "you'ld" ever being used in the textboooks.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ------------------ <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> "Remember that no dumb bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." G. S. Patton <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirage2k Posted August 19, 2000 Share Posted August 19, 2000 "You know you've played too much CM when..." You take a slight criticism of and/or suggestion for improving CM as a personal assault on your dear old Auntie May (may she rest in peace), who never hurt a soul in her life. -Andrew ------------------ Throw me a frickin' smiley, people! Your one-stop-shop for gaming news is www.SiegersPost.com ! Hit it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deanco Posted August 19, 2000 Share Posted August 19, 2000 Man....I didn't want to post, but it happened to me tonight. I live in France, and one of the bands I play with had a gig out near Rambouillet. So there I am in the car, going 'That's about 220 yards, I could just run up to the wall there, then sprint to those scattered trees....oh look, bocage, like in the game....hmm, now that would be woods, now how far can I actually see into that...' Ahhh, 4:30 am, maybe I should just go to bed.... DeanCo-- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAGDPANZER Posted August 19, 2000 Share Posted August 19, 2000 You know you've played too much CM when... When you finally stoped playing, got online (1st time in 5 days, since you got CM) and decided to checkout the forum. And spent 3 hours checking out virtually every post........and willing to skip dinner so that the instant you finish this post you can play CM again. hmmmm, wait, it's happening to me right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Formerly Babra Posted August 19, 2000 Share Posted August 19, 2000 You replace the Star Trek "Phaser - Photon Torpedo - Warp Drive" phoney switch plate on your dashboard to one which reads, "Move, Move Fast, Hunt, Target..." ------------------ Sounds like 100% weapons-grade bolonium to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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