Michael Emrys Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 He probably chews the gum after pulling it off his feet too. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 He hides it between his toes for later. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 I'm back. Just to piss off those of you that had hoped I died. Mace on all of you, from a not so great height. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 12, 2014 Share Posted January 12, 2014 ...from a not so great height. Of course. How could it be otherwise? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 14, 2014 Share Posted January 14, 2014 I'm back. Just to piss off those of you that had hoped I died. Mace on all of you, from a not so great height. Who are you again? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 15, 2014 Author Share Posted January 15, 2014 Isn't he the guy who looks like Brian Blessed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 You mean that really fat, really really ugly dude? Yeah, there is a strong resemblance. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 15, 2014 Share Posted January 15, 2014 Mace on all of you, from a not so great height. What a wonderful blessing you've bestowed. PS I don't recall making you my High Priest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 19, 2014 Share Posted January 19, 2014 It would quite likely lead to cassock failure and self-strangulation. Not that this is necessarily a bad thing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Mainly to piss off Seanachai and Berli, both of whom have been in my house and played tabletop games with me in the last month, I post. Because they both want this thread to die. And I poke at them, thusly. BTW, Berli is a great dog- and cat-sitter who loves children and fluffy aminals, and is going to be stationed in International Falls, MN next week. In January. This is the by-gorram coldest winter I've lived through since I moved here in 2001, and Berli's going to be WAY NORTH of here for some of it. Let's all hold hands and laugh at that, shall we? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluesman Posted January 23, 2014 Share Posted January 23, 2014 Heh. You said 'poke'. Hehe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Mainly to piss off Seanachai and Berli, both of whom have been in my house and played tabletop games with me in the last month, I post. Because they both want this thread to die. And I poke at them, thusly. BTW, Berli is a great dog- and cat-sitter who loves children and fluffy aminals, and is going to be stationed in International Falls, MN next week. In January. This is the by-gorram coldest winter I've lived through since I moved here in 2001, and Berli's going to be WAY NORTH of here for some of it. Let's all hold hands and laugh at that, shall we? This would be a worthwhile endeavor. If we can do this and pelt Seanachai with frozen snowballs at the same time, I'd definitely be on board. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 This would be a worthwhile endeavor. If we can do this and pelt Seanachai with frozen snowballs at the same time, I'd definitely be on board. Sorry to intrude. What is an unfrozen snowball? A puddle? Okay I'll leave now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Sorry to intrude. What is an unfrozen snowball? A puddle? Okay I'll leave now. Don't go, someone who points out the bleedin' obvious - that Boo doesn't have any brain cells that can form a coherent thought - deserves to stay and be mocked. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Sorry to intrude. What is an unfrozen snowball? A puddle? Okay I'll leave now. Who are you? Have you submitted to Atomic Persiflage? Why are you addressing things around Me? Shall he be flogged? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Heh. You said 'poke'. Hehe. Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb-man. Excellent! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Don't go, someone who points out the bleedin' obvious - that Boo doesn't have any brain cells that can form a coherent thought - deserves to stay and be mocked. Noba. A frozen snowball is ice. An unfrozen snowball is... wait for it... SNOW! Oddstralians and outreboarders; both clawing and scratching to become the planet's lowest common denominator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 Fascinating as it is to hear Boo expound on meteorological phenomena one must politely inquire as to when the next Polar Vortex will consume him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted January 24, 2014 Share Posted January 24, 2014 A frozen snowball is ice. An unfrozen snowball is... wait for it... SNOW! Oddstralians and outreboarders; both clawing and scratching to become the planet's lowest common denominator. ice noun, often attributive \ˈīs\ : frozen water snow noun, often attributive \ˈsnō\ : soft, white pieces of frozen water that fall to the ground from the sky in cold weather so a frozen snowball is . . wait for it ... frozen... no not quite yet... frozen water?! Frozen frozen water? Oh wait, you are from Akron. planet's lowest common denominator noun, \ackronite\ a small town in Ohio filled with failed examples of other humanoid species that represent dead ends in the evolutionary ladder. Reputedly such denizens tend to repeat adjectives in expressions like "frozen frozen water" to describe an iceball. Known to hum the tune "The Green Green Grass of Home" possibly because of the repetition. BF really needs to throw us an East Front bone to keep me away from conversations like this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 BF is a little worried that they won't get their next modern out before the fireworks begin for real, at which point it has to be sanitised. Also, that they have a habit of picking the next battlefield. Boo, I really don't know how I confused "98" with "2", but I suspect it was a mod/rem thing and I glitched on the number of times I went through my digits. I know you understand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted January 25, 2014 Author Share Posted January 25, 2014 Quick, all you superbrains, what are the three states of water? Have things gotten this bad, discussing ice, and the sad fact that dalem gets visits from Berli and Seanachai ? Lets talk about how Boo talks such nonsense all the time that he begins to sound like a Lewis Carrol poem. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 25, 2014 Share Posted January 25, 2014 Quick, all you superbrains, what are the three states of water? Have things gotten this bad, discussing ice, and the sad fact that dalem gets visits from Berli and Seanachai ? Better they keep it among themselves than to involve innocent third (fourth?) parties and dumb animals. Lets talk about how Boo talks such nonsense all the time that he begins to sound like a Lewis Carrol poem. You give him too much credit. It's more like the unintelligible doggerel scrawled on men's room walls. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Salt or fresh, clear or turbid, flowing or stagnant, dripping from 'twixt the thighs of a super-heated donkey or blown out the back end of Mark Emrys gas turbine, water is life. Micturated one bladder at a time into the Holy Piss-bucket, mixed to a mash of rotting grass seeds and smelly flowers, thence bottled and sold for the potency of its solvency - it dissolves memories and marriages, provides relief and excuse for those of us old enough to know that the past is what we struggled through, as is the future seen from somewhere we may not get to. Hope is gone - thank the Lord we have booze. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 You are weird. I mean really weird. If you choose to drink donkey piss, that's your little red wagon. But I don't want you coming near me or anybody I care especially about. Fortunately for you, that is a very exclusive group. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted January 26, 2014 Share Posted January 26, 2014 Oh Michael, you wound me so! Yes, yes, I understand that your group of friends is "exclusive": "imaginary" might describe it better. You have my condolences. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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