Nidan1 Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Well, could it! We used to reach 300 posts in half a week, now it takes months to get to the magic number. All are welcome to come on in.....put your feet up... enjoy the hors deourves. Pick out another lackluster poster, say like Emrys or Stuka and taunt them until they give in, and accept a game. Its only fair, we do it this way...no one else is around to enforce the Olde Rules, so we must create new ones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pvt. Ryan Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Hi, is this the place to seek a friendly game? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Lee Irked Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Peng thread posters (with the exception of myself) are insecure myopic troglodytes who are better suited to watching The Big Bang Theory than playing a good PBEM. Oh yeah... most of the ilk who reside here cannot understand how to spell Q words. Quit, Quiet, Quite... sheesh get a clue. I'm perfect, get used to it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Would anyone here be interested in purchasing a box of Girl Scout cookies...or a pair of Emrys' undies? By the look of them I'd say he got into the Do-Si-Dos or Thin Mints...only his dry cleaner will know for sure. Mord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 The reason you have either object for sale is, of course, obvious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I'm a Renaissance man. Mord 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 See, I told you, precious. The idiocy follows the sun, like the tail of a comet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Build it and they will come...it worked for Kevin Costner. Mord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 The idiocy follows the sun, like the tail of a comet. You monstrous imbecile, the tail of a comet flees the sun. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 I'm perfect, get used to it. Yeah, a perfect horse's behind. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwolf Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Are you saying you suckers can't even decently taunt each other anymore? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 Are you saying you suckers can't even decently taunt each other anymore? Take a look, judge for yourself. The nearest thing to a taunt around here lately is making fun of Emrys' moronic postings on the Outreboards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 You monstrous imbecile, the tail of a comet flees the sun. Michael I knew that , you dolt. I wanted to check to see if any idiot from the Western side of the world would notice. I was hoping for an Aussie or a Kiwi, but true to form, "Mr Know It All" chimes in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwolf Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 The nearest thing to a taunt around here lately is making fun of Emrys' moronic postings on the Outreboards. See that's where I come in handy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 See that's where I come in handy. Why? Do you post moronic musings on the Outreboards as well? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwolf Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 Why? Do you post moronic musings on the Outreboards as well? I'm trying, I'm trying. WTF are Outreboards? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 5, 2012 Author Share Posted December 5, 2012 I'm trying, I'm trying. WTF are Outreboards? See, you are obviously not good fodder for the MBT. Plus you're from Boston, home of the Hated Redsox. Go back into the archives and study, young Redpup. Then,when you are armed with newfound knowledge and understanding, we may allow you to empty the piss buckets around here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwolf Posted December 5, 2012 Share Posted December 5, 2012 See, you are obviously not good fodder for the MBT. Plus you're from Boston, home of the Hated Redsox. That's only so that I can hate them more effectively than you amateurs do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Are you saying you suckers can't even decently taunt each other anymore? Define "decent", Rapunzel. Before things got flakier than a Greek pastry around here, we could taunt in ways that would shame you like a child actor in a bed-wetting commercial. But now, even the Oddstraylyuns have wandered off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 ...even the Oddstraylyuns have wandered off. But never far enough. You know they are lurking somewhere on the planet, concocting fresh imbecilities and offenses against whatever passes for good taste these days. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 Originally Posted by Boo Radley ...even the Oddstraylyuns have wandered off. But never far enough. You know they are lurking somewhere on the planet, concocting fresh imbecilities and offenses against whatever passes for good taste these days. Michael Oh no we haven't. We are still in the Land Down Under, laughing at the rest of the world, drinking perfectly chilled REAL Beer, whilst the rest of you flounder in your cocked up economies. And we float along the top, throwing hints as to how you too can reach this Down-Under-Nirvana. Now with this sudden abundance of riff-raff infesting the 'Pool, shouldn't we be lashing them into shape via humilliation of the GAME? Anyone got a version of a Der Kessell* game to flay them with. You never know, one of them might get sucked into Serfdom. Noba. * When it's called a setup, for a reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 I just wanted to say that the "efficiency / accuracy of machine gun fire" is just a treasure trove of information and balanced debate just jam-packed with insightful and interesting tit-bits of thoughtful, erudite observation and analysis that makes one's eyes water. I can hardly maintain a standing position. Indeed, I have gained such a lot from it, not least the sudden realisation that if Emrys is allowed to bleat on for more than 15 words a minute someone will have to change his barrel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 An Ode to t’ Auld Ones All bound for Cee-em Land All bound for Cee-em Land (hey) (hey hey) All bound for Cee-em Land (justified) (hey hey) All bound for Cee-em Land (Bring the beat back!) They're Justified, and they're Ancient, And they like to roam the land. (just roll it from the top) They're Justified, and they're Ancient, I hope you understand. (to the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge now) They called him up in Tennessee They said "Emrys, stand by The Jams" But if you don't like what they're going to do, You better not stop them 'cause they're coming through (bring the beat back) (Hey hey) All bound for Cee-em Land (justified) (Hey hey) All bound for Cee-em Land (justified) (Ancients of Cee-em) Cee-em Land Cee-em Land All bound for Cee-em Land They're Justified, and they're Ancient, And they drive an ice cream van. (just roll it from the top) They're Justified and they're Ancient, With still no master plan. (to the bridge, to the bridge, to the bridge now) The last train left an hour ago, They were singing "All aboard" All bound for Cee-em Land, Then someone starting screaming "Turn up the Strobe" (bring the beat back) (Hey hey) All bound for Cee-em Land (justified) (Hey hey) All bound for Cee-em Land (Ancients of Cee-em) (Bring the beat back) Justified and Ancient, Ancient and a-justified, Rocking to the rhythm in their ice cream van with the plan and the key to enter into Cee-em Vibes from the tribes of the Jams I know where the beat is at, 'cos I know what time it is Bring home a dime, Make mine a "88" New style, meanwhile, always on a mission while Fishing in the rivers of life Fishing in the rivers of life (hoi) Fishing in the rivers of life (hoi) Fishing in the rivers Fishing in the rivers Fishing in the rivers of life (hoi) (Bring the beat back) (Hey hey) All bound for Cee-em Land (justified) (Hey hey) All bound for Cee-em Land (Ancients of Cee-em) They have travelled the world With the ice cream van Their voyage, the bottom of time They have entered the place with the Cee-em mate And their children so pride Mine as a "88" (Bring the beat back) Cee-em Land (Ancients of Cee-em) Cee-em Land (Ancients of Cee-em) All bound for Cee-em Land Cee-em Land Cee-em Land All bound for Cee-em Land 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonS Posted December 6, 2012 Share Posted December 6, 2012 concocting fresh imbecilities and offenses against whatever passes for good taste these days. Today, that would be this. Stay classy, Dingoes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 7, 2012 Share Posted December 7, 2012 An Ode to t’ Auld Ones All...SNIPPED!!! Because it was terrible. It stunketh mightily. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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