sburke Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Er, excuse me but, spraying coffee all over the monitor makes you the jerk, don't you agree? Well from my monitor's viewpoint I would say yeah, but I think there are laws in many countries against postings like that which are not preceeded by a warning to swallow any liquids and set down any containers of said liquid. I think it came from the lawsuit about McDonald's labels not telling people coffee might be hot. And even worse I can still hear that guy...Faid it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Are you all dead?.....hopefully. If we were, we'd all come to haunt you incessantly. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Well from my monitor's viewpoint I would say yeah, but I think there are laws in many countries against postings like that which are not preceeded by a warning to swallow any liquids and set down any containers of said liquid. I think it came from the lawsuit about McDonald's labels not telling people coffee might be hot. I think it started in California. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 11, 2012 Share Posted May 11, 2012 Everything starts in California. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 12, 2012 Author Share Posted May 12, 2012 Didn't Herpes originate there, along with Shaky's Pizza? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sburke Posted May 12, 2012 Share Posted May 12, 2012 Didn't Herpes originate there? Urban Legend. It was apparently some guy from NY who just happened to be on his world fuggitabouit tour that decided to infect one of our unluckier residents. It is just that unlike the New Yawka, our person sought treatment. As Herpes has a long history going all the way back to the ancient greeks, I expect it came from one of your Greek owned coffee places so well known for their adherence to sanitary requirements.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 I expect it came from one of your Greek owned coffee places so well known for their adherence to sanitary requirements.... "CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER! No fries! Chips! No Pepsi! Coke! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 "CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER, CHEESEBURGER! No fries! Chips! No Pepsi! Coke! I think it's Pepsi! No Coke! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 13, 2012 Share Posted May 13, 2012 If so then they changed it because I watched a Youtube video of the actual Chicago restaurant and it was Coke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Justicar! No Boo! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 That works for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Unlike your deodorant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 14, 2012 Share Posted May 14, 2012 Unlike your deodorant. What do you know of deodorants? To you they are a mythical entity. You live in a alternate universe from all hygiene products. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Because of my perfect natural cleanliness, that is true. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 If so then they changed it because I watched a Youtube video of the actual Chicago restaurant and it was Coke. Oh Boo, one of the funny things about the sketch was how people would ask for Coke and they would say No Coke, Pepsi. Over here, people automatically ask for Coke because most places serve Coke. Few places serve Pepsi, so it is always a surprise when you ask for a coke and a server says they don't have Coke, is Pepsi okay? Ohians! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 He's going to struggle with that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 I view Yeknod as a shovel ready project. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 15, 2012 Share Posted May 15, 2012 Because of my perfect natural cleanliness, that is true. You live in a dimension divorced from reality. Furthermore, you've been ducking out on the alimony payments. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 Furthermore, you've been ducking out on the alimony payments. Michael And Michael needs rent money, you BASTARD!!!!11!1111!1ONE!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 16, 2012 Share Posted May 16, 2012 First of all, I have no connection to his alimony payments...although if I were to be deputized to either collect the money or bring his head back in a gunny sack I would gladly do the latter. Secondly, my rent is paid up, but some extra cash for small frivolities—such as a brand new 72" HD viewing screen—would be appreciated. Bundles of small denomination unmarked bills are acceptable from those of you involved in the clandestine transport of pharmaceuticals across borders. You know who you are. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 18, 2012 Share Posted May 18, 2012 I'll be heading south to (Of all places) San Antonio tomorrow and I won't be back until Monday. So, in my absence, I'm putting Joe Shaw in charge. Go ahead and fill up your squirt gun, Joe. NO! Not in there, that's the piss buck... Well, seeing as where it is and who you're dealing with... perhaps it's for the best. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 *sniff* *sniff* 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 *sniff* *sniff* Really go for that intestinal gas do you? Or did you just score big on glue at the hobby store? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 19, 2012 Share Posted May 19, 2012 I'll be heading south to (Of all places) San Antonio tomorrow and I won't be back until Monday. So, in my absence, I'm putting Joe Shaw in charge. Go ahead and fill up your squirt gun, Joe. NO! Not in there, that's the piss buck... Well, seeing as where it is and who you're dealing with... perhaps it's for the best.Oddly I'll be in San Antonio on the week of the 4th of June ... that should give them enough time to sanitize after your visit. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 20, 2012 Share Posted May 20, 2012 I've never felt sorry for the people of San Antonio before, but this is going to be like getting hit by a tornado followed by a massive sewage backup. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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