Michael Emrys Posted July 2, 2012 Share Posted July 2, 2012 And the word wit, would be the same for you, obviously. And could only half be applied to yourself...obviously. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 And could only half be applied to yourself...obviously. Michael Fail. That's only half a comeback. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 3, 2012 Share Posted July 3, 2012 I just wanted to say I once had a phantasy Emrys attached to my hind quarters. It took quite a bit of shaking and rubbing for it to work loose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 4, 2012 Share Posted July 4, 2012 Yes, definitely time for the glue factory. No point in even thinking of dog food, the meat's already turned. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 It is so FREAKING hot around here! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 6, 2012 Share Posted July 6, 2012 Can we fry an egg on your pate? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 It is so FREAKING hot around here! Stop bragging. And no, you do NOT look good in a thong. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 7, 2012 Share Posted July 7, 2012 Can we fry an egg on your pate? Why would you want to fry an egg on goose liver? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Boo Radley I'll be in Denver for the week ... you're in charge ... for all the good it will do. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 ...I'll be in Denver for the week... Having you gone is like...a breath of fresh air. Yeah, that's it! But my heart goes out to the poor people of Denver. Better you than us, suckers! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 ... you're in charge ... Joe Of what, exactly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Jo Xia's voluptuous pleasure dome that is the Mormon harem of insatiable desire. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 9, 2012 Share Posted July 9, 2012 Jo Xia's voluptuous pleasure dome that is the Mormon harem of insatiable desire. i.e. the lingerie aisle of the Stow Walmart (aka the Bay of Pigs). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 10, 2012 Share Posted July 10, 2012 One can hear the quickening clank of walking frame across the floor to his favourite spot... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 ... as he drags his ponderous and mostly inactive personality behind him... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 "Ponderous" may be too kind a word, as it might suggest that he possesses anything to be pondered...aside from the mystery of how one set of bowels can produce such a devil's assortment of corrosive toxic chemicals. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Would he need a trolley for his personality or the catheter bag? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 ???????? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 I like the little safety catcher on the front. Turn certain death into certain serious maiming... or death. But maybe, possibly there's a teeny-tiny chance you won't die. Immediately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 602 is a lot of Mormon wives... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 15, 2012 Share Posted July 15, 2012 ???????? Michael That about sums up you life. At the bottom, slackers. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Is this thing on? Test... one, test two... check check. Ahem. I am looking forward to the zombie apocolypso. No matter what, I will have the opportunity to kill. If I am a zombie, afflicted by the super virus that is tearing through the population, I will have the opportunity to eat the living brain from person not yet infected. I've always wanted to do that. If I manage not to be infected, I will get to break into a Walmart, stock up on weapons and ammo and cap some zombies before their overwhelming numbers rip me limb from limb and eat my brain. Both situations are several notches above life as we know it. Wait, that's not entirely true. Both are an infinite number of notches above reading thirty pages of you guys wanking away like the pack of nattering nannies and grannies you have become. Or were. Are. Whatever. Also, I was promised FEMA work camps full of devout Christians, NRA members and Neocons. Where are the damn camps? Why are there still churches? I was expecting my taxes to be used for the destruction of Christianity, and the instillation of a Marxist Muslim Junta. Or was that the second Obama term? I forget. Regardless, I will be reporting all of you to the Junta so you can begin your "reeducation" AQAP. Resistance is futile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 .... I will get to break into a Walmart, So you are in those hilarious photos going around of those poor people in weird outfits? I must go and take a closer look to spot you... .... Resistance is futile. Getting your Sci-Fi mixed up there, Laddie. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted July 16, 2012 Share Posted July 16, 2012 Is this thingy on? Nice to see you're still as disgusting as ever. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted July 20, 2012 Share Posted July 20, 2012 Braaaaaaaaainnnnns 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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