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hours on this thing.. na I wasted a good school year on that.. heh.. oooh ouch that hurt the marks.

have you seen the screen shots from the new game!!!.. wow.. impressed I have not played this game since god... 80's!! nice texture map.. maybe in CM3?? such detail. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 12-04-2000).]

right update germlad finaly got each other a round off from the busy life of wasting time at work... die lots.. better surrender you sod! and no my medicine is finished.. I'm cracking open a 4g bag of woopie weed.. watch out. stupa LOL I love this game you die here you die there.. keep up the good work. senachio well scratch that PIAT team.. tell them to not use old potatos next time and real ammo... I see you be hiding from my Hetzer.. LOL.. panic rips through seanoochies troops as the great Ricket boy strikes again! Peng damn lost a kitty now but to make up for it .. a 17pdr now 17pounds of scrap metal.. and his M8 is smoking.. me happy... wait whats that... you hear that?? look up.... look way up! something is getting bigger.. guahhhh!! run! Masy wadda sap... nothing more.. come and charge the flak battery from hell me lad.. muhahahah.. bummer I have no rickets to toss at you. Cudda eat Rickets! damn ran out of them.. ok now eat mortars!... just make foosh foosh sounds to make you think they are rickets. yak2 no game going but a funny as hell evening together with broonie.. ooh threesomes .. makes me all tingly inside. if I missed anyone its cuz your to boring and not work a spit. now where is that beaver.....*rummage*... ooh a photo of peng in his tu-tu... *rummage*.. well got to go in the keller talk to you all not later. ............ Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: Lorak,sorry to hear about your sad loss, my thoughts are with you, but on a more positive note its great to see you posting again and come to think of it, this new bloody Aussie infected poor excuse for a cesspool is looking more and more like home,yep..... Berli, MarkIV, OGSF,*Grate tae see ya Laddie* Germanboy, and Good God PENG!!!!!! SEANACHEEKYCOOCHIECOO!!!!!!! Bravo on your latest post Sean, I loved the Salmon Rushdie reference,pure genius,it's always a pleasure to read your posts, and my lovely French PawBroon, what's this I see? writing such long posts in my absence will only make the heart grow fonder yep, sure is looking more and more like *Home Sweet Home* and as usual PawVrooooooooom your advice and Logic were correct " give it some time, things will soon be back to normal" So, maybe these Aussies won't be such a bad bet after all, lets face it, If its good enough for you lot, its ALMOST good enough for me And SEANACHEEKYCOOCHIECOO where the hell is my Turn??????? are you bottling out or what? Get your sorry ass into gear pronto and send it by return or else, or else, or else......... Well I'm sure I'll think of something. Bloody Keeping me waiting, call that tactics!!! P.S. Less I Forget....... What the hell does that little sweetie Croda have to do to become a Knight? In my view he is fast becoming the best taunter around..... Just an observation of course. P.P.S. For your entertainment........ PawBroon a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend YK2 out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air. YK2 leans over to PawBroon and says, "PAW kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on YK2'S lips."What are you doing, PawBroon says the startled YK2" "I am PawBroon the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, YK2 says, "PawBroon kiss me lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "PawBroon! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered YK2. "I am PawBroon the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. YK2 leans close to his ear and whispers, "PawBroon kiss me lower!" Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and sets it alight.YK2 shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the river, YK2 throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "PAWBROON WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am PawBroon the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!" [This message has been edited by YK2 (edited 12-03-2000).]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> is it warm in here or is it me.. *whew*.. heads off to take a cold shower.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: hmmm...thought so <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ya ya at least I'm not pulling wool tuffs out of my groin region like Stuka or Mace.

same with the ` key on german keyboards.. shift first.. and I found the chat a little slow in responding to key strokes.. just me? btw BTS rocking tcp/ip.. I love it.. just opened more options to waste my time infront of my computer.. the wife ain't to happy though..heh.

same with the ` key on german keyboards.. shift first.. and I found the chat a little slow in responding to key strokes.. just me? btw BTS rocking tcp/ip.. I love it.. just opened more options to waste my time infront of my computer.. the wife ain't to happy though..heh.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: Mensch, Randy, Jeff - Update them! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well my friend who roams and fondles the farm animals.. you have the next pbem round you must send to me... so YOU update it... jeeez you been getting in farmer Teds hidden Weed patch again?? ------------- <a href="http://www.geocities.com/greg_mudry/sturm.html">Der Kessel</a > Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Sorry Kitty, Playing with the 'Mother of all thingeys" is by invitation only.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> dont bother kitty.. he means martha his sheep.... -------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

Sex.. ever since CM came out.. well my wife got to dress up in a uniform to get my attention.. well ok when she wears the frilly underwear and taunts me with.. *cough* uh ya... where was I ooh ya.. most likely Myth 2 ..but since Micro$oft bought it out.. I mothballed it. anyone wanna buy a Myth 2 from me? otherwise.. neeto RPG like Fallout 2, BallorsGate... Panzer Leader, and the such... the damn game is interfearing with my Tai Chi Chuan and Chi Kung.... and Escrima. *sigh* thank god I have no kids otherwise I guess I would start to smell something bad.. oh.. heh oops forgot to feed them. ------------ Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: Yup...and I'll be lucky to win 5 of them. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ahh good to see that you know you are going to loose against me ... AGAIN. *slap happy idiot smile on me face* ------------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: Good! I can show you what else I can do with a cricket bat.....now bend over! Mace<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> g'day mate! ooh you would like that ey? you been hanging around the barn to much be boy... those cows, sheep and anything with legs have that terror look when you enter bat or no bat... have fun with open field of nothingness between you and me.. hmm maybe we can re-enact the charge of the light brigade...this time it will be more like charge of the sheep brigade. good thing your english cuz everyone knows Aussi's are just reject English people.. same crooked teeth big ears and a fondness for farm animals. toodlery too!

your all bums, you all stink, you all sux rocks and.. and... and... I have had it with work... Peter you bum fine.. don't send me a pbem COWARD! MaCE put that sheep down and prepare for death Imma sending you a death match which you will want to crawl in a dark hole and hide in! and no it does not include sheep orafaces!!.... I have SPOKEN! now bugger off like good little cockroaches.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrPeng: …SOME OTHER WANKING LITTLE TURDS IN A PUNCH BOWL COME IN AND POST WITH GODDAM SMILIESattached. For christ's goddam sake can't anyone do anything right? Peng <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> your absolutly right pengkomon! I choose you as my Pengkomon to battle those evil smilies! if you don't like it I hope your kids fall in love with Barney and watch it 24 hours a day!.... wheres my round you peanut brain.. huh to busy working on your Chi Kung?? channeling your Chi to your fingers to push a few keystrokes and mouse clicks and mail me my GOD DAMN ROUND... I WANT TO SEE WHO WINS!!! MY KITTY or that damn 17pdr of yours!!!!!!!!! mensch ----------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

is it me or is this new pengkomon thread going through some growing pains... Chupacabonga is posting pics of his girl..er boyfriend.. damn .. I went temporaly blind... my god man there are Aussi's in this room! if your going to post pics post Mace's photo collection of all those girlfriends of his... I found it in a very very very lost thread of his... or was that from Interpol.. oh well <center></center>

sorry I have to do this before it gets locked up....

I'm in! damn you know you never get notice about the canuck elections.. and being a canuck I would have wanted to vote.. oh well not like my vote would have counted.. although anything against those damn sepratists.. I would have voted. le schucks!.

Well I'll be a Roos son, this is a Aussi thread? good GOD! and made by a guy whos mistress v2.0 is a Dingo! GACK! listen up Matilda you can waltz here and there but us Canucks will be keeping an eye out for you... oh well pass the Grass, i guess I should reduce my intelligence to the Aussi level. right and no blowing each others didgerydoos while I'm gone.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lordfluffers: Nobody else have an opinion?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ya.. but its not worth saying in fear of getting flamed. ok.. I'll say it anyhow.. Night flares! you know those beautiful 500,000 candle power flares that light up the field of battle.. come to think of it did they have tripflares in WWII?? those would be funny.. at night.. and then *pffsssshhh* a section of the forest lights up exposing maybe troops hehe.. whats up with those infrared lamps the Germans used durring the war.. I know some arguments from the players will say.. they didn't build enough and were rare.. yes I know but so were some tanks..like King Tigers, they had them but because of mechanical problems and fuel problems most sat or were abandoned by the crew.. still does not stop some one to buy two or three in a armour battle QB. ---------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Formerly Babra: Don't feel bad, most people screw them up… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I grab the golden idiot award for this one.. (germanboy you sit down) ---------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Colin: With some hard work I manage to install Girlfriend 1.5 over top of Girlfriend 1.0. Initally the benefits are incredible, however they conflicted and both ran uninstall programs. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> LOL.. you sure they didn't run any defence viruses that seem like a game to them? REVENGE PART IV v4.0? It kinda sucks when your run into those old girlfriends v 1.X... a strange phenomenom happens, Enjoyable memories v2.4. Strange.. may cause the installation of onenight stand v3.2 but then if you have wife 1.0... it my use its mind reading 3.8.6 or WORSE old Girlfriend v1.x installed Boyfriend 2.1 and he finds out.. and with your luck he has things like Wing Tsung 10.0 installed or Call buddies for a fun night out 3.4.. all at your cost. EEEKKS! maybe worse... he may have a system security magnum v.44 =D [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 11-27-2000).] [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 11-27-2000).]

Hello Folks, Last year a friend of mine upgraded GirlFriend 1.2.4 to Wife 1.O and found that it's a memory hog leaving very littie system resources for other applications. He also noticed that Wife 1.O is spawning Child-Processes which further consume valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application. Not only that, Wife 1.O installs itself such that 'it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. He's finding that some applications such as PokerNight 1.0.3, BeerBash 2.5, and PubNight 7.2 are no longer able to run in the system at all, crashing the system when selected (even though they always worked fine before). At installation, Wife 1.0 provides no option as to the installation of undesired Plug-Ins such as MotherInLaw 55.8 and BrotherInLaw Beta release. Also, system performance seems to diminish w ith each passing day. Some features he'd like to see in the upcoming wife 1.1 . - A " Don't remind me again " button. - Minimize button. - An install shield feature that allows Wife 1.1 to be installed with the option to uninstall at anytime without the loss of cache and other system resources. - An option to run the network driver in promiscuous mode which would allow the system hardware probe feature to be much more useful. I myself decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 2.7. Even here, however, 1 found many problems. Apparently you cannot install Girlfriend 2.7 on top of Girlfriend 1 .5. You must uninstall Girlfriend 1.5 first. Other users say this is a long standing bug which 1.0 should have been aware of. Apparently different versions of Girifriend have conflicts over shared use of the 1/0 port. Simultaneous use almost never works. To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girifriend 1.5 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the System. All versions of Girifriend continually popup littie annoying messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0 ***** BUG WARNING ****** lf you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 deletes all MSMoney files and performs an uninstall herself. Reports have been filed regarding this auto-uninstall feature, but at this time there is no known solution. After Wife 1.0 performs an uninstall, Mistress 1.1 may now refuse to install, claiming insufficient system resources ** BUG WORK-AROUNDS To avoid the above bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 at a different location and never run any file transfer applications such as Laplink 6.0. Mistress 1.1 should be treated as shareware. Shareware applications have been known to carry viruses that may also infect you and Wife 1.0. Care should be taken when using shareware. Another solution would be to run Mistress 1.1 via a UseNet provider under an anonymous name. Here again, beware of the viruses which can accidentally be downloaded from the UseNet-- use a virus shield available at pharmacles everywhere. Be care and use the Mistress 1.1 and Wife 1.0 nameing rules to avold conflicts between the two different domains. Ohterwise the hole net will be crash and you have to install the system at an other location again. This makes a lot of trouble and you have to use several DISCO 1.x program versions to reach the goal. ----- Programers Note ----- Other known conflicts with Wife 1.0, it appears she has programes like girls night out 3.3.4 but it starts to conflict when you run PubNight 7.2 saying girls night out 3.3.4 is harmless and is safe unlike PubNight 7.2 which may cause the instilation of StripClub evening 4.5 [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 11-24-2000).]

and a final DIE TEXT!! bloody forum crash. and posted my post four times.. oh and I am not sorry.. bite me. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 11-21-2000).]

well hose me down with sour cream.. bloody text.. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 11-21-2000).]

farging text... [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 11-21-2000).]