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  1. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: Ugh! For the terminally brain-damaged amongst us...'The commander of the tank's name'<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you mean its Herr Obers?? wierd family you have stuka… --------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  2. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: …Please know that the Philadelphia Eagles have won today. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> whats a Fooladelphia Seagull? <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>How does this affect you? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> nadda bit... unless I get a winners check then… whooho! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Well, when you wake up tommorow knowing that good has triumphed over evil, you will understand the impact of an Eagles win.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> when I wake up tommorow, the only impact I want to see is the coffee surging through my vains to try to get me though the day. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Remember when you were suckling at your mother's teat…<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> uh... yes (peng is exempt from this statement since he was spawned) <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>…you've been having about the struggle of right against wrong<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> yes and his name is Jailbaitboy <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I would like to give a shout out to my "homies" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> you keep your Homies to yourself you hear.. there are laws about doing that in public... damn boy you'll go blind if you keep that up. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Peace out.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> uh.. so if peace is out what is in? (you sit down Prawnie) mensch -------------- <a href="http://www.geocities.com/greg_mudry/sturm.html">Der Kessel</a > Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  3. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Gosh Golly! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wow I new I was playing agains the Beaver.. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> …he came down hill on a nice killing zone and piled up dead and dying to mark my frontline. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I like to do that to know where you are.. it helped.. tobad I didn't have anyone left to say "ok lads that body line is a bad place to go... so lets not go there" <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR> Mensch, I love you... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ach your making me blush, cut it out. ------- <a href="http://www.geocities.com/greg_mudry/sturm.html">Der Kessel</a > Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 11-11-2000).]
  4. well seeing how my streek is I rush the flags get all my guys killed, my tanks are burning hulks in memorial to some long forgotten War god and then I have nothing to take anything resembling a flag. or two I hammer them with arty to no end hoping that anything in the area gets some.. but seeing how my streek is going my arty falls on my troops slaughtering every one of them and whats left over get peppered by the laughing opposing force. or three I take a flag with a bloody nose and sit on it and wait for the game to be over.. but knoing my streek at the momment the enemy comes in and slaughters everyone and I end up watching "ALF" re-runs on T.V. mensch -------------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. New Updates come check us out
  5. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jadayne: menchie m'boy, you don't have to do that. the AI will do it automatically in a turn or two anyway. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> now since your my opponent.. that means.. your AI.. well that could explain a few things. kinda wondered why you look like this... heh happy birthday ya goof!
  6. Jadayneie! happy Birthday eh! you HOSER! for your present I'm going to surrender in our pbem! hows that.. a huge win for you. since you shot up most of my stuff!!! --------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. New Updates come check us out.
  7. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: …Mensch is actually improving lately, and you seem to be teetering on the edge.…<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> wow a complement from Seanachomon, I'm flattered.. I'm getting Popular...wow I'm the prettiest girl in the barnyard dance..ooh *flutter eye lashes* (knotice Stookaschen no nostral flares) ----------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. New updates come check us out.
  8. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by YK2: Now.... where did I put those latex gloves? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> sorry YourKinkeyToo, Giggleboy used all of the ones to be found in the pool.. (bad bad g.boy) Although you can rummage through whats left of them in the corner.. but they are kinda sticky... ----------- <a href="http://www.geocities.com/greg_mudry/sturm.html">Der Kessel</a > Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  9. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: OK you jerks you asked for it and now that I have a coconut and a gauntlet high up in my genealogy, I'm pretty much revved up.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ouch! <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Many of you think that we french are arrogant and full of piss. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> no just snails.. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>… we are in fact arrogant and full of alcohol.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> could explain why you look like this most of the time. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>WoolProcessor may fondle with your own genealogy... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> MOOOMMM! the french are acting up again!!! ------------ Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 11-09-2000).]
  10. hey chup... I get a similer thing.. kinda. I recive a pbem lauch CM fire up the PBEM and all is ok I can move around the map etc.. till I hit the play button.. it plays normaly til something shoots.. and freeze..well ok not realy freeze I can hear the background sounds the battle sounds shooting but the movie is frozen...then *pop* 10 seconds are gone by.. still the same effect.. I wait exactly 5 minutes for the one minute film to be overs.. the "done" button appears I can click it and *zoom* back to normal usage.. I can look around the map give orders.. see the effects from the movie.. ie tanks burning squads wiped out or in retreat..hmmm I'm on a G4/400 with almost a gig of RAM.. I don't know whats going on here the same pbems I take home and fire up on my Power Mac 6500/300 they play normaly and so.. me finks its this crapy ATI graphics card on the new Macs.. damn ATI!! roughly one out of eight PBEMs turn out this way, and its quite anoying. anyone having this freeze problem on G4's?? mensch --------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 11-09-2000).]
  11. as we all enjoy new mods made by various users (thanks you guys), sometimes installing the mods via resedit for mac users; were all happy and fire up the ol CM to check them out only to find the pink used for transparencies is not transparent.. guh.. the battle field is pink there are pink spots on the tanks.. !!! Egggit! the Pinkies.. well after helping out The DesertFox with some mods he made (hes on a pc ) I found that saving (me finks) the files as BMP files converts the beutiful pink colour from 255,0,255 to 255,1,254... so slaping the sucker into photoshop I selected the pink.. and filed in the proper RGB colour. volla! fixed no more pinkies. I hope this helps the mac users that occationally get the "pinkies" after installing a new mod mensch --------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  12. as we all enjoy new mods made by various users (thanks you guys), sometimes installing the mods via resedit for mac users; were all happy and fire up the ol CM to check them out only to find the pink used for transparencies is not transparent.. guh.. the battle field is pink there are pink spots on the tanks.. !!! Egggit! the Pinkies.. well after helping out The DesertFox with some mods he made (hes on a pc ) I found that saving (me finks) the files as BMP files converts the beutiful pink colour from 255,0,255 to 255,1,254... so slaping the sucker into photoshop I selected the pink.. and filed in the proper RGB colour. volla! fixed no more pinkies. I hope this helps the mac users that occationally get the "pinkies" after installing a new mod mensch --------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  13. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: MEEKS! PAWBROON! That scenario you two mad boys sent me locks up Combat Mission everytime I try to load it… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Seanachai I think this is a conspirency... Broomie sent me a file and it don't even open I looked into it and half the scripting is gone... I suspect hacking to favor thier games.. I call on the knigigits to strap them on the obruce table and call in "HELGA" the castle nurse to do a thurough body cavity search... oh and damn were out of rubber gloves (bad germanboy bad) so she will have to use gauntlets. ---------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  14. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally blathered by Seanachoo!: …actually, I believe pretty much anyone can buy you for a penny… <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Unlike you, which I heard is cost free, sheep not included. *baaahhh!* ----------- <a href="http://www.geocities.com/greg_mudry/sturm.html">Der Kessel</a > Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  15. MOOOOMM! the french are acting up again... damn now where did I put those snails.... hmm M&M's worked for E.T.** maybe snails will work for PrawnBeem here. "common.. follow me back to the pool you little criten" <h5>** although E.T. was not from this world many thinks PrawnBroom also is not from this world. Also compared to P.B. E.T. gets more babes, due to his studly looks.</h5> ----------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  16. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: The Catwoman sent me a very strange setup yesterday. I think this one might be a fun or silly game to keep track of. I received nothing but green Polish infantry. From what she is telling me she has all German armor. Assuming the point value is even for this meeting engagement she should have had enough for like 2 tanks ( I am exagrating a bit of course but there can't be many). So far no Germans have been sighted. I think I have seen the turn 3 movie. Oh yeah something else I left out...from my setup area to the VLs is almost completely flat and open ground. I would love to win this one. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> MUHAHAHAHA ya can't trust a kittycat you know that.. they play with you and rub up against you and purrr.. and when they had enough they bite you or scratch you so bad you have a scar to tell your grandkids about... ELVIS I pitty you like a Liverworm pitties a Drunkards Liver. -------------- <a href="http://www.geocities.com/greg_mudry/sturm.html">Der Kessel</a > Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  17. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by coralsaw: I must hand it to you guys: The style of your site ROX! I very rarelly see so good looking sites (I'm in love ) Is Germanboy the one with the artistic tendencies? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> gee thanks coralsaw, ya between flossing my toes and waxing my tounge I have enough time to paste together something... germanboy artistic? hmmm autistic maybe but a good lad.. oops wrong thread back to the pool. ----------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 11-08-2000).]
  18. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally snoozed by Herr Oberst: zzzz.. wah! young wippersnapperzzzzz.. uh wha! oh damsh da catsh gotsh me teesh!....zzzzz <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> rock on Herr Opie *psst guys lets pants'em while hes sleeping* ---------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  19. Hello fellow Pool'ers, „Der Kessel” has recently been updated with new Maps and design tips from germanboy, and an amazing new historical battle "Totalize" by The DesertFox. Comming soon; Battles from Warmeister and new Mods from The DesertFox (I'll post when they come in and are online). ---------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  20. Hello fellow CM'ers, „Der Kessel” has recently been updated with new Maps and design tipsfrom germanboy, and an amazing new historical battle "Totalize" by The DesertFox. Comming soon; Battles from Warmeister and new Mods from The DesertFox (I'll post when they come in and are online). ---------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  21. Hello fellow CM'ers, „Der Kessel” has recently been updated with new Maps and design tipsfrom germanboy, and an amazing new historical battle "Totalize" by The DesertFox. Comming soon; Battles from Warmeister and new Mods from The DesertFox (I'll post when they come in and are online). ---------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  22. Hello fellow CM'ers, „Der Kessel” has recently been updated with new Maps and design tipsfrom germanboy, and an amazing new historical battle "Totalize" by The DesertFox. Comming soon; Battles from Warmeister and new Mods from The DesertFox (I'll post when they come in and are online). ---------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  23. yes yes yes.. a tactic I use too.. I'm not saying its gamey since bugging out is normal.. I want to know is there a penalty for doing so.. does your troops count as half the vp if they left the map opposed to staying on the board.... hmmm BTS??? clear up a simple question that may only take one sentence to do?? --------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  24. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chupacabra: Squirminboy and Stensch are Krokus-listening, Love Parade-marching schnitzel-eaters, who I'm sure both belong to the David Hasselhoff fanclub. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> now listen here you Chuppa-tee, I may admit Jailbaitboy may reek of schnitzel and sauerkraut.. but me.. HA! you see my sweet but sticky friend Iamma Auslander in a strange land of yodles and Beer... if anything I reek of.. well ok BEER, Donuts and Backbacon.. ooh whats that you say.. yup Mensch is a CANUCK!!! kuroook kook kook kook, ku kook kee koook! Yup lumberjacks and mountie police. and please leave your Americans at the door. --------- Der Kessel Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
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