Mace

...Fionn, the most...

...Satan, who fancied himself as a bit of a fine CM player and always presented himself when a possible session was forthcoming. "Anyone up for a game", Satan said. "Setup will be.....

Will someone stop spamming my email! It's making the incoming PBEMs harder to spot. And I would have to agree with Sir WZYX, the Cesspool is greater than the sum of us, let's depersonalise it will we? Mace

Well, I certainly hope the wildlife enjoyed your attention and your tender touch, because obviously by your charming nature there would be no human being who would let you get within 100km of them! you are a pathetic loser, MR Happy, and if I ever, EVER, catch up with you I'll pull your arsehole so high over your head you'll look like a tired monk at midnight! Mace

... if only he had a brain, he could join his friends the tin-man, the lion and Dorothy and go to... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 02-02-2001).]

Is this the typical Peng post? I've waited so long to read one, and is this all I get? I am bitterly dissapointed and left wanting! Your post is the boring lament of a bitter, twisted, lonely man, not the rib-tickling, belly slapping guffaw that was Peng at his best! Oh well! As long as we're getting under your skin and causing you some angst, I think that's a fine achievement and something that needs to be continued! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 02-02-2001).]

Now that you mention it, he owes me a turn as well! As for an Aussie holiday!! Don't you know, everyday is an Aussie holiday!!!! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 02-02-2001).]

...a Russian Spetnaz special forces unit drops in for tea and a fine old... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 02-01-2001).]

Time for the wombats to take over then? Mace

Yeh! Hiram are you a man, or are you a Hiram?!! Mace

...my current favorite: how to run with a HMG, and satisfy your woman at the same time" Putting his steyr aside, Bauhaus settled on his haunches to read, but became frustrated by too many stuck pages, the result of ....

you forgot to factor in the quality of late-war German barbed wire. Due to a shortage of steel at that stage, the germans were forced to make use of discarded noodles from Asian restaurants. These were knitted into barbed wire patterns, painted silver, and then rushed to the siegfried line. One day I'll tell you about the paper-mache bunkers Mace

It looks like some poor fellow is going to be brutalised! Permanent injury may even be done to him: limbs torn asunder, disembowlement, maybe even decapitation all done by the skilled hands of the fiesty one! All i can say is: You lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky bastard!!!! Mace

Matt, I respect you as much as any of my sheep, honestly! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-31-2001).]

Yeh Griffin, I just gotta get a cheaper hobby! Mace

A similar book on the bulge has been recently released as well. Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-31-2001).]

..discussing the ramifications on the space-time continuum of a unified force theory, and the fact that Stephen Hawkin goes down and gives really great... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-31-2001).]

I am here, only to serve!!! Mace

...a school of love-making penguins suddenly appeared, trying to find a better venue after being interrupted by marauding poolers. The sniper suddenly found himself surrounded by the lust driven penguins, wishing to use his Steyr for... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-31-2001).]

...ecky, ecky, fatung! Which was perhaps the most intelligent statement ever made in these hallowed halls, and candidate for the Nobel prize for literature! Meanwhile, a long, long, ...long... time ago in a galaxy far, far, ...far... away, a sentient lifeform.... [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-31-2001).]

We were wondering where our brussels sprouts ended up!

Talking about chaffing and strange rashes, have yours healed yet? Mace

And I have it on good authority you won't either! Mace

Mensch, leave those cattle alone...you know it spooks them so much that they don't give milk any longer!!!! Mace

Who's that handsome bugger on the right, and why is he smiling? Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-30-2001).]