Mace

Ya pack of nongs! According to my references, the T28 was designed solely for punching holes in the siegfried line, not for blowing up other tanks. Think of it as the USA's answer to the Churchill AVRE, only bigger, meaner and with more gumption (much like us Aussies). Unfortunately for the designers of this AFV, someone was inconsiderate enough to bypass the Siegfried Line while it the T28 was being developed and subsequently the project was discontinued. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: of course your'e not, your'e too tall to be a midget. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Phew! I'm glad that's all sorted out! Our date tonight still on, Stuka honey? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Kitty Carnage!!! What I want to know is the identity of the man in the phonebooth, and why he so unconcerned about what may be about to befall him? Is he a panel beater who suddenly thinks that business is looking up? Who is he?! I must ponder this at once (well it either that or actually doing some work for a change....*shudder*) Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: I never understood why women find homosexual midgets so attractive. Must be some kind of suicide gene that has decided it must no longer procreate. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, I'm not a homosexual midget!!! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: But then again most people here like that kind of stuff... oh well. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Someone call me? Mace

I am a CM user! I became addicted when someone on the beta testing team showed me the full beta version and let me try a QB back in May of last year...what a rush...I was hooked. My life now revolves around the depravity of numerous TCP/IP and PBEM battles, sleeping destitute near the pool, hanging out in MattChat, annoying the general ICQ community so I can just get a snippet of CM, and sleeping in cardboard boxes with equally depraved soulmates (especially one, Hi). I also now do other hard games like Rogue Spear and Steel Beasts! *SOB* Please....help me! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-22-2001).]

Introduced to 1/72 miniatures in 1971, my first year of high School! My first boardgame was SPIs 1941 ... platoon level armoured combat in France. First computer wargame was SSI's Kampfgruppe (or was it Panzergruppe) <shrug> Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bastables: BHAHAHAHAH! Simon fox has come out. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Oh, I didn't know he was gay! Well, here at the pool, we dont judge people by their sexuality! Which is just as well in my case! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Kitty: I'm thinking possible towel boys might be Mel Gibson, Sean Connery (for when I get a little older), Dan Marino, Robert Clooney, Brad Pitt . . . who says we can only have one? =) Kitty <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Rob Clooney is attractive, witty, intelligent, and charming. So is Rob Knight! It is so easy to get those two confused! btw, regarding your More choke and he would have started! reference! You've done us proud, shiela! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted the one, the only, Babs in reference to chew-toys: There goes Mace's plans for the weekend... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I am not a chew-toy, I am a Human Being!!! Besides, the weekends over, I'm back at work! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Bastables: Sorry lads, I've been selected for service overseas and am off to start pre-deployment training at the end of the week. This will mean that all of my pbem games are off until November this year I should return with some cool UN kit that I'll have nicked an a brand new medal just for turning up wish me luck and have a good one. Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> All the best mate! You're not bad for a Kiwi, and we can forgive you for being a Pommie wannabee! Meanwhile, keep us posted if you can! We'll remember you by talking about you behind your back! And when the bullets fly, remember to keep your arse low! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Check6: Are you saying I should play Jarhead? It would be my pleasure.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Check6, pool whore? Plays with anyone? btw, Lorak rack up a draw between Meeks and Mace. The battle of Uber Ms started well, with Macey equipped with a Sexton, two platoons of Polish troops, and numerous 2" mortars. Meeks was equipped with SMG toting Nazi pig dogs, an 81mm mortar and 2 251s and a rocket firing FO. the Sexton removed one 251, and introduced new parking lots in the small village (which was the location of the one VL), a well placed handgrenade removed the other. the sexton was later removed via death by 81mm. The rockets didn't do much but annoy both sides and forced the local populace to move somewhere else a lot more peaceful. Meeks summarilily had the FO killed by (Polish) firing squad Let's say with the Armour removed, the battle was reduced to infantry fire fights, and when the ammo ran out, name calling and finger pointing! Final score was Meeks 37, Mace 32. The game obviously took a liking to me and my rugged good looks, and declared a draw. So, must suck to be Meeks! Mace

OH PLEASE!!!! Will some one give Pawbroon something to do, ferchristsake! A bored Pawbroon is a dangerous thing. Next he will be calculating the Standard Deviation of the occurance of the name Maurice...and we don't want that do we? Mace

Well, I've just got back and I must say I'm totally disgusted!!!! Not only do I have to read 2 pages of mindless drivel since I left, but some of these are damned too complicated for someone like me who still thinks John & Betty is hard reading. Hiram sends me some cyptic message over ICQ which mentions something about mounting grumpy old men. And what's worse is that those damned North Victorian Sheep just wouldn't keep still, and at 36 degrees celsius it was way too damned hot to be running after them. I'm now misereable and grumpy and I've decided to go get drunk! Sod you all! Mace

An announcement. My ISP is going down for scheduled maintenance for several hours anytime now, and I also have a trip up to Northern Victoria that will encroach into about 12 hours of what could have been valuable CMing time. So, could you please keep the posts down to a minimum so I won't have that much catching up to do on my return. Also, behave yourselves. Don't make me have to use the sheep costume on you! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai: "Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Vultures, coming to feed on your corpse!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Roborat: If Kitty sees it, you can kiss off what little respect she may have had for you. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Respect? I'm confused! This is the pool isn't it? Oh yeh, while I'm at it.....Lorak, post a drumming for poor old Macey at the hands of Mr Morse. I was foolish enough to be selected by Mr Evil-personified (ie Rune) as the allies in his Battle of the Bulge scenario, and Joe Morse the Germans. I'm sure that Mr Morse, being the fine example of a lawyer that he is, will be here soon to boast, rant and dance on my still warm body, and then charge me consultation fees. nuff said! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-19-2001).]

Quick, prepare a post nuptial agreement, just make sure you get the CM CDs!

By all means, get married! Not all marriages work out, but you'll never know if you don't give it a whirl. btw, give the photo to Kitty, she could then post it on her server and setup a link to it from here. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Scipio: I'm on my second bottle of wine, listening The Hives...what the hell I'm doing here ;~)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You have no life.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Check6: Mace. Surely you can spare a spot on your pbem platter for an insignificant lowly scum-sucker like me. Send me a setup; I have no preferences but please, PLEASE make it one of those brilliant pieces of work that you are well reknown for. I'll take what I get, because you are such a handsome aussie devil, a real man's man. I'm not worthy. I will wear that Sheep Costume....Beat me, beat me, beat me!!!! for a good time call checksix224@aol.com<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hmmmm..should I or shouldn't I? Let me ponder it over the next few hours, and if you're fortunate, you will be extremely honoured that I recognise your lowely existance with a setup. If I don't send you a setup, suicide will be your only option! A suggestion if we ..err.. play, make sure you have the bleating noises down pat when you wear that sheep costume! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KwazyDog: Incidentally, near the very end of the war, the Germans were running low on everything. It appear they were even desperate enough to return to the panzer grey, which I've even seen camouflaged with the dark yellow.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I believe most tanks were rolled out just sporting the Red Oxide primer, with Panzer Yellow and green sprayed over it if available Mace

Better yet, let's trash him while he's gone! Mace PS Foo, aren't you dead yet?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>incorrest summation provided by Meeks: ...YK2 and Kitty look like when they strip out of their biohazard suits and need their glistening bodies to be toweled off. Well, I'll ruin the suspense and just say, YK2's a 7.5 and Kitty's a strong 7 but makes up for it in bed.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Kitty? Only 7? Surely you jest!!! Was your brain fried by Ionising radiation while swanning about at the pole? Kitty is perhaps the most gorgeous creature ever to lead men to certain death in battle, and her adoption of the ways of the Aussie without reproach (big word! like it? I do!) She gets my Top Sheila Spunk rat rating of 9 out of 10, which I will amend to the perfect 10 out of 10 once I get the job of towelling her glistening body off! Now excuse me while I hold that thought! Mmmmmmmmm…… *eyes glaze over* Mace (taking grovelling to new heights)

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: I see you've already met our pet pervert then.... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Someone call? Mace (bumping service proudly bought to you by the Victorian Government)