Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Colonel_Deadmarsh: F*CK THE WOMEN! Women are only good for one thing....and you know what that is Scott. I sure as hell don't wanna see no damn women on the battlefield. If I do, I won't play this game. How's that for PC? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, mate! Bit of a loner are ya? Not bloody surprising if that's what you think of women. Just keep your idiotic remarks to yourself in the future. Mace

In light of certain comments from some of my esteemed and more civilised collegues (excluding MarkIV) regarding my lack of knowledge in the cultural norms, fine arts or lack of a life, I have now adopted a more, I feel, suitable signature. Thank you! I just like to add for the benefit of MarkIV, is that my life isn't yet that bad that I have to go counting how many posts someone else has made...that would be truly sad! Mace and now...my new signature... ------------------ If their culture is to be judged by the general standard of education and the arts among the population, once again it must be said that Australia has little or none. Indeed, there is a terrifying crudity in the manners and pursuits of the masses John Pringle, Australian Accent

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: ramble..ramble...ramble..ramble..(it is Seanachai after all)...ramble...ramble...that you hope to post at as great a length, and as well as I. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> No thankyou. I have a life (unlike you), and I don't wish to waste it! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jd: Maced quit humpin yer dingo or do you call it a shelia and get your digeridoo out of your backside and send back your death knell turn ye useles wanker. Shesh you have better things to do than the tag the walls, now chop chop get on it and Die alot™ Oops sorry you can only die alittle™ because your tanks are bye bye. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Well, excuse me!!! I'm just currently moshing to the Foo Fighters. I may consider processing your turn after I finish the moshing. And sorry about the public notice above, I suppose forewarned prevents or reduces the likelihood of litigation, and you wouldn't want that, now would you? Mace

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Your despair is so great, looks like suicides the only answer for you Foo! muhahahahahahahahahahaha! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-13-2001).]

Hey, I was just wondering, who audits Lorak's books? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Check6: That is most definitely not a haiku.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> and you're definitely not human, but do I mention it? (oh, I did)! Must suck to be you! Mace

And for all you nongs out there (which is most of you), you'll find this most Top-aussie sound mod on the Kitty's Mod page. Be there, or be skippy the bush kangaroo (ie square) Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stuka: blah blah blah ...Kitty... blah blah blah<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mmmmm...Kitty [eyes glaze over]

oh, and my haiku, just to show I can be as cultured as the next drongo: German's charging Stoic Yanks 'With regrets' letters to Mutter Mace

****A PUBLIC SERVICE NOTICE**** *AHEM* Lorak: enter this one if you please Mace: Allied Major Victory Stuka: Now truamatised and reduced to bed wetting Score Mace: Yanks 80 casualties/25 kia 1 mortar destroyed points 76 Stuka: Krauts 162 casualties/33 kia/4 captured 1 mortar destroyed 2 guns destroyed self esteem destroyed points 24 and now for some much deserved personal gloating ---> Stuka: I would rather the Mask of Shame or the bees than the drumming I just gave you! Mace [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-12-2001).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wildman: ...where you can sit back and pull your pud and moan like a 12yr old who just discovered what that fleshy appendage is for.....let the beating and humping ..... ---<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Scab! Scab! Wait until the union hears about that! That's my job, that is! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Polar: One question from the filthy foreigner... when entering the Cess, would you suggest galoshes, steel toes, hip waders, deep sea diving suit, or Diving bell? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would first suggest you bend over, but not until you put on this sheep costume! Mace [bringing quality quality control to the pool] [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-12-2001).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elijah Meeks: I like Check6 for some sick reason, probably because Mace keeps humping him. And the dalems grow on you, probably because Mace keeps humping them. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Think of me as first point of quality control! Anyone who survives my attentions indicates that they may have the staying power to survive here. Besides, they come in here all young and innocent looking, batting the eyelids of their large soulful eyes and looking so ..damned.. cute, like lambs in pasture. And you know how much I like lambs, now don't you! Mace

*TONK* I agree, it would be nice to see a little tease of what's been developed to date Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: did I say Public.. oh I'm sorry that was a typo... PUBIC I mean... I hear they use a old stick with a rusty nail for those.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> EVEN BETTER!!!! Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: Actually I am not a lawyer, I am a computer programmer and in all truth I have a degree in Mathematics to boot. Now wonder I gave it up..... Only you would have analyzed that formula. Jeff<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Whoops my apologies, Jeff. I had you confused with JD. Also my apologies for the previous sentence, It must come as a large insult to you! btw, Given your obvious "expertise" in mathematics, you don't cut code for financial institutions do you? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: As much as we are frustrated by the git "mace" we are very busy; but rest assured we will ban him when we are finished the new 1.2 beta patch and try to get the athorities in Austraila to arrest him or a public flogging"<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The public flogging sounds right up my alley. Mensch, you shouldn't have! *wipes tear from eye* Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: to my least favorate poolers, Meeks, Mace, Stuka, PawBroon... I flick a booger at you all. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey Stensch, welcome back. Good to see your social grooming and interpersonal skills haven't decreased one iota since your trip to the home country. Could it be because you dont have any? Also good to see that you always managed to keep one step ahead of the Mounties and their Horses....but you better hope that someone in the Canadian Government doesn't realise that there's an extradition treaty between Germany and Canada. Mace

Another place, same old faces, and the same old vagrants rushing in to claim the nearest bed before they're taken! *SIGH* This nomadic lifestyle of ours can sure be disruptive! Oh well, may as well make it home for the next 1000 posts of so...err, has any one seen where I packed my sheep costume? Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>I've been Jeffed (in joke for Australians): Mace, shouldn't you be jumpin' in here with a, "Mmmmmmmmm, frothy foam." comment? Dammit man, get with it! Do I have to start doing your job for you? Hmmm? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeh, yeh, whatever....Mmmmmmmmmm, frothy foam! There, Jeff. Happy now? Can I go? It's my lunchtime and time to terrorise the streets of Melbourne once again...so stand aside. Mace

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by jshandorf: P.S. Uh oh, Mace. You did it now. He's looking at you. Quick! Take off the sheep suit! I think it is doing something to him! Look out, he chargin'! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hey, I have a better idea! I'll put the sheep suit ON HIM! Then by the time I've finished with him he won't be in any position (except worn out and prone) to come back here and annoy us! Don't thank me, it's the least I can do. Mace [doing a community service for the benefit of the pool]

As for the next thread title: FU This is the credo that I live by in my career as public servant. You want it today? F*ck You! Do I care? F*ck You! So you're a tax payer and thus expect quick and efficient service? F*ck You! And I think it summarises the pool quite well in two simple letters Mace [no consultants were harmed in the making of this discourse] [This message has been edited by Mace (edited 01-11-2001).]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stevetherat: Is that the game derived from Rugby Football? The game where the players DON'T wrap themselves in armour plating? The game where the players DON'T cry when they are tackled? The game where they can play in only two halves (not sixteenths) because they DON'T have to take a break every 2.37 minutes because they are REAL men? don't make me laugh..<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yeh, you poms sure know a lot about Rugby! Every time you face off against us Aussies, you have to take time out to run inside and change your shorts because you've peed the original ones in fear. And you're right about crying, the reason you poms don't is because we grind you into ground so quickly that you dont even have the time to shed one single tear. I detest the cesspoolers, but at least they are worthy of my attention. Go away, you pestulant waste of world land mass. Mace