John Kettler Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 dieseltaylor, Research has also shown that the amount of clothing women wear in clubs directly correlates with where they are in their ovulation cycles. Those most fertile consciously or unconsciously advertise this fact by the paucity of their attire. Regards, John Kettler P.S. I absolutely agree that confidence is key. On my 21st birthday, my friends and I were in a club where there was a beautiful woman at the bar, accompanied by two hulking bodyguards. We speculated she might be a mobster's daughter or something. One after another my friends went over, several of them silver tongued Irishmen, only to be shot down in flames when asking her to dance. Next came our resident ladykiller, a Mr. Smooth if ever there was one. Alas! The same fate! We reconvened as they licked their wounds, whereupon I announced that I was going to ask her. And was roundly laughed at, having nothing like their skills; in fact, basically none. What I did have, though, was a moment in which I really believed in myself and felt confident. I marched boldly over to her, wasn't bugged by the guards, introduced myself and asked her to dance. I succeeded where they had failed, she was gorgeous and charming, the dance was wonderful, and the expressions on my friends' shocked faces priceless. When the dance was over, I thanked her, walked her back to her bodyguards and returned to my friends. A perfect moment in my then young life! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwolf Posted February 23, 2011 Share Posted February 23, 2011 Being sexually attractive You mean knowing a lot about WW2 tanks is not enough? What if I also know cold war tanks? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Yeah, it's a scientific fact that most women, and especially the good-looking ones, secretly crave to be told in vast detail about tanks, all eras and models. The longer you can talk about them without pausing or repeating yourself, the more likely you are not to have to spend the night alone. By the time you get to the JS II they are likely to swoon and fall into your arms, pleading with you to carry them off to bed. At least that's how it's always worked for me. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Yeah but what was her muzzle velocity? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abneo3sierra Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 One definite point though...if you really ARE able to talk for hours about tanks, and she keeps listening...don't ever let her get away! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanir Ausf B Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Yeah but what was her muzzle velocity? If she actually has one you've made a horrible mistake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieseltaylor Posted February 24, 2011 Author Share Posted February 24, 2011 : ) Oh very good! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redwolf Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 One definite point though...if you really ARE able to talk for hours about tanks, and she keeps listening...don't ever let her get away! What you want to hook up with a crazy woman? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Yeah but what was her muzzle velocity? Dear boy, it is not velocity but depth of penetration that counts in this game. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mord Posted February 24, 2011 Share Posted February 24, 2011 Looks like we got a more sexually liberal crowd than one would expect from a bunch of wargamers. But it does seem like we have a few panties grogs in the house, nice! I'm warning you guys that there are pictures of me french kissing 2 dudes. You guys have any idea how many birds a stunt like that pulls? I can say lots. If it came down to me having to kiss another dude to get a chick..brother...I'd have some hairy hands....and I'd need voice software to type this. Man, I feel like I have outlived my time...and if I feel like that, Emrys' head must be spinning...I think he's still reeling from all that public hand holding. Damn kids! Get off my lawn! Mord. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Dear boy, it is not velocity but depth of penetration that counts in this game. Michael Okay, that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I'm warning you guys that there are pictures of me french kissing 2 dudes. You guys have any idea how many birds a stunt like that pulls? I can say lots. I'm guessing Finland is a strange place. I doubt you'd have the same outcome in North America. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affentitten Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I'm guessing Finland is a strange place. I doubt you'd have the same outcome in North America. Quite so. In Australia it would be a case of how many guys it would pull wanting to (a)beat you up or ( suck you off. I doubt the girls would be interested at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pešadija Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 Dear boy, it is not velocity but depth of penetration that counts in this game. Michael AH! Not depth! Calibre counts more! You should know that. Hey! M.E. Is wrong, wrong, scientifically and ontologically wrong! WRONG, I tells ya! How's that for a sig, smarty pants? :cool: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secondbrooks Posted February 25, 2011 Share Posted February 25, 2011 I'm guessing Finland is a strange place. I doubt you'd have the same outcome in North America. But it was french kiss! And i'm sure this happened in sauna with steamy air and sweaty guys. ...mmmm... [drool] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 But it was french kiss! And i'm sure this happened in sauna with steamy air and sweaty guys. ...mmmm... [drool] If you're a "bird" then I guess you've proven the Beast's point. But I get the impression you've proven Affie's point. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pešadija Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Is it so strange that the only response that my mind hammers about ZPBII's claim of dude-kissing is "pics or it didn't happen"? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secondbrooks Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 If you're a "bird" then I guess you've proven the Beast's point. But I get the impression you've proven Affie's point. Well, you know, i'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 26, 2011 Share Posted February 26, 2011 Is it so strange...? Yes. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Well, you know, i'm trying to get in touch with my feminine side. You and me both, sista. You and me both... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dieseltaylor Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 You and me both, sista. You and me both... If you know;this is funny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZPB II Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 I guess I hit-n-ran this topic, a bad habit of mine. Secondbrooks, my sauna is always warm. I'm not claiming I'm the greatest womanizer of all time, hah, not even close. Deep inside I like reading books, conversating and finding a soulmate. I'm not saying I've scared women away for most of my life, just that I've found life less complex and easier for my hobbies & vices when you don't have to worry about the opposite gender. But there have been periods when I have promised myself to play the A-game and have thus delivered. For me, the key was self-reflection, finding out what causes anxiety and overcoming it. It's just those little obvious things that you have to place in the right order. This resulted in having so much spare thought processes that you spend on things more meta than before. You become able to form a game table in your mind, keep track of moves, counter-moves and simply read the cues and time it all right. Self-confidence is what matters most, but even there is a fine balance. When you overdo, it becomes hard to listen intently and with thought. Keep the ego out of it. I can't stress this clearness of mind enough, since when nervous your body starts sending out all kinds of subconscious messages that reduce your sex appeal. Just think on your feet and all kinds of fun stuff start coming out of your mouth, and girls love to have fun. I'm a bit softy, so this really isn't my thing, since it really hurt me if I saw a girl getting hurt. For me it was always a period in my life when I really needed a big ego boost to get through hard times. I think this caring point of origin helped when making a girl feel special. That she is beautiful and loveable, her life and words are interesting and meaningful. Even if you have to fake it. If I had to express myself as briefly as possibly, it helps to think that after a date, you will as a man likely, be working words and concepts involved whereas she will be reflecting on different feelings, moods and "ambience." Work on your act from there. I hope my ramblings make some sense, I haven't been able to sleep well lately! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xor_ Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 This has all been thoroughly tested while I was going out with a friend and probably hit on 3000+ girls in the course of 10 months in California. (no exaggeration... what can I say, I came from SC I kinda went crazy when I saw the talent over on the west coast ) By now the clubs in California must be full of girls who have heard all kinds of variations of the different "scripts". That must create some interesting metagame dynamics. Ever run into that? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 20, 2011 Share Posted March 20, 2011 By now the clubs in California must be full of girls who have heard all kinds of variations of the different "scripts". That must create some interesting metagame dynamics. Ever run into that? Business, whether pro or con, tends to get conducted rather quickly. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secondbrooks Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 I guess I hit-n-ran this topic, a bad habit of mine. Secondbrooks, my sauna is always warm. I probably shouldn't be doing this but what the heck. It's da Internatz!!! Da Video But what do i know. I've had just one woman in my sex life and she's my lively wife. Other than that i'm poor sod with ladies, have always been and probably will be. Must admit that i find "classic" backwood man identity closer to my true self. Hermit who triumphs in solitude (or in my case with my family). Poor social skills and lack of charisma in eyes of fellow humans belongs to package. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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