Stuka Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Ｉｓ ｔｈａｔ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ Asahi beer? Why yes, I do believe i`ll have another..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Ｉｓ ｔｈａｔ ａｎｏｔｈｅｒ Asahi beer? Why yes, I do believe i`ll have another..... You are a loathsome article in (near) human form, you realise. Why else would your Company send you away so often? Of course it could be that your lovely Wife is starting to understand what an absolute tosser she was tricked into marrying, and the delightfull Lady has been making phone calls to your office to get some relief from your disgusting habits... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What sort of marraige is it when you can't trim your toenails on the kitchen bench anyways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Anyhoos Noba you malignant stain on the y-fronts of life, it is the good Lady Baroness Von Stuka's birthday today....and i'm stuck in Korea......again.......drinking Asahi beer.......again. Mind, my gift to her was far greater than my simply not being there. I think Boo Radley can understand the excitement in a young girl's heart when she unwraps a Canon 'L' series 100-400mm IS USM lens. (not that Boo is a young girl....not anymore anyways...not after the operation and the advancement of years) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 You are a loathsome article in (near) human form, you realise. Why else would your Company send you away so often? Of course it could be that your lovely Wife is starting to understand what an absolute tosser she was tricked into marrying, and the delightfull Lady has been making phone calls to your office to get some relief from your disgusting habits... Noba. I don't think that it's accurate to refer to Stuka as an absolute tosser ... that would imply that he's actually achieved perfection in something and I just can't see that happening. Surely there are tossers out there who are better at being tossers than Stuka ... probably ... perhaps ... granted I can't think of one right off the bat ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 What sort of marraige is it when you can't trim your toenails on the kitchen bench anyways?It's probably not the fact that you were trimming them, after all the good Lady Baroness Von Stuka has surely becomed accustomed to your less savory habits over the months. I think it was probably your choice of implements ... although your flexibility is clearly admirable ... not that many people can get their toes up to their teeth after all. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Here i am! So I see. The prodigal returns and all that crap. I've bought a house in the suburbs, somewhere quiet and with lots of trees,grass,..you know. I'm moving there in august. I've also bought a new car and all kinds of furniture and stuff for my new home, so i'll have fun painting and decorating this summer. So the smuggling venture turned out rather well? I've sold my business, and started a new career as... public servant... You and Mace now will have something more in common. I trust you will be very happy together. I hope wearing that sheep costume won't be too uncomfortable for you in the summer. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Korea I suppose this is North Korea... Australia with noodles... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 Here i am! I guess NOBODY here is wondering where i've been and what i've been up to, so i'll tell you -as loudly as i can- anyway! I've bought a house in the suburbs, somewhere quiet and with lots of trees,grass,..you know. I'm moving there in august. I've also bought a new car and all kinds of furniture and stuff for my new home, so i'll have fun painting and decorating this summer. I've sold my business, and started a new career as... public servant for the department of finance. Wich turns out to be really the kind of work i was looking for. They pay is adequate and the working hours are very comfortable, combined with just the right amount of challenge. You see, a whole new life! I had this "catharsis" after i noticed how my loved one, was able to enjoy the fruits of his labour, while i was working all the time. Up to a point where i was fed up with it. There is more to life than work and money. I have a lot more time to go horse-riding and enjoy theatre/movies/... and ofcourse CMBB. About that, when are they [\b] going to drop all that modern warfare and give us a new fine WW2 game? Belgian greetings! Sturmy Hey Sturmy....good for you, somewhere along the line we lose sight of the fact that life can also be enjoyed. Where we don't have to feel guilty if we have been blessed by our environment and our work ethic, in other words we can actually enjoy the fruits ( no pun intended) of our labors, and live a quiet, comfortable life! I am retiring in July, hopefully I will have the time to enjoy it. Once again......good for you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 24, 2009 Author Share Posted May 24, 2009 Here i am! Excellent! Now hold still while I sight you in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 24, 2009 Share Posted May 24, 2009 I don't think ... I can't think ... Joe Who am I to argue with one so deeply self aware. Good for you Joe, acknowledgment of your condition is the first step towards acceptance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 You and Mace now will have something more in common. I trust you will be very happy together. I hope wearing that sheep costume won't be too uncomfortable for you in the summer. Yeh but I'm a public servant of fine standing! A veteran of sneaking in hours of napping and extended lunch breaks. I bet he hasn't got any of that perfected! I don't know about sheep costume but wearing a bear costume in summer is a bugger...you get all hot, sweaty and bothered, all for the accolades of the adoring crowd. I wish they'd pay money instead. btw I've moved house yet again....keeping my creditors on their toes as it were. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Yeh but I'm a public servant of fine standing! A veteran of sneaking in hours of napping and extended lunch breaks. I bet he hasn't got any of that perfected! I don't know about sheep costume but wearing a bear costume in summer is a bugger...you get all hot, sweaty and bothered, all for the accolades of the adoring crowd. I wish they'd pay money instead. btw I've moved house yet again....keeping my creditors on their toes as it were.You have creditors ... you mean people actually lent you money? Was it one of those "apply by phone" deals where you basically have to provide a verification of pulse to qualify? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 btw I've moved house yet again.... Damn. New co-ordinates required for the cruise missile... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I don't think that it's accurate to refer to Stuka as an absolute tosser ... that would imply that he's actually achieved perfection in something and I just can't see that happening. Surely there are tossers out there who are better at being tossers than Stuka ... probably ... Joe Er, Yes Joe, my mistake. Thankyou for pointing that out. Agreed. He is nowhere as good a Tosser as you... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Er, Yes Joe, my mistake. Thankyou for pointing that out. Agreed. He is nowhere as good a Tosser as you... Noba.Well, modesty prohibited me from making specific comparisons but if you insist ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Some call me the gangster of love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 No they don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Um, I took the quiz. Turns out I am a Lorak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 Wow... the return of Lord Lorak... Isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypso? Or one of the signs to change the batteries in your smoke detectors, I can never keep those straight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Some call me the gangster of love. Did another drive-by, did you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Um, I took the quiz. Turns out I am a LorakBut are you THE Lord Lorak ... if so may I say on behalf of the entire Peng Challenge Thread ... uh ... who were you again? Welcome back Milord, good to see you again. Now isn't it time to update your website? I think there's about 5,398 game results to post. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Did another drive-by, did you?Speaking of which, did you see the news report today? Seems there was a tragic case of a young man who was walking down the sidewalk, minding his own business, when this shiny black Caddy screeched up to him, the doors popped open and four fat bald men with tape measures, material and chalk jumped out, threw him up against the fence and began frantically measuring his inseam, arms and shoulders. Another was busily measuring and cutting fabric. In two minutes they were done, tossed him a business card and a job ticket, jumped back in the car and drove away leaving a stunned and confused young man to wonder what he had done to be targetted for yet another drive by suiting. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Like all else you attempt, Joe, that was simply awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 26, 2009 Author Share Posted May 26, 2009 ... drive by suiting. Joe As if any of us really needed another reason to hate you. Beloved? I think not. Barely tolerated is more like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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