Mace Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I'm sorry all of the spandex has been shipped to North Korea for new uniforms for this man. Man? **chortle** I bet that's from the North Korean 2009 Calendar (and the 2008, 2007, 2006, 2005......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 I'm in South Korea at the moment and I can tell you, you chickie-babes here are hot! If you like Mr floppie-guts there Mace, good for you! It leaves more hotties for the rest of us real men.....the unmarried real men of course......without 'significant others'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 28, 2009 Author Share Posted May 28, 2009 I'm in South Korea at the moment and I can tell you, you chickie-babes here are hot! So, who are you talking to? The "chickie-babes? How do you know they even come here? Are you drunk again? If you like Mr floppie-guts there Mace, good for you! It leaves more hotties for the rest of us real men.....the unmarried real men of course......without 'significant others'. But you're married, with a significant other, so that would mean you're not a real man... like you alluded to in the same sentence. Are you always this confused? For how many years were you nursed on lead paint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 28, 2009 Share Posted May 28, 2009 Why does the daylight hurt my eyes and why is the trash can full of empty beer cans??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 I dare you to find more than 12. I gave up after 27. Damn goobernational. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Why does the daylight hurt my eyes...??? Because you are not used to being out from under your rock during daylight. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Regardless of Michael's continious pleadings to become his facebook friend I resist......... What is more funnerer than that is being once again in the Incheon airport business lounge with a super sized Vodka and orange chaser to the beer opener. PLUS theres 4! turns from my bestest everest CM pals Noba, Nidan1 and Betty Boo that I have some 14 hours of flighttime to cunningly craft their imminent military disasters....muahahahahaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Sh*t! just knocked over my glass and smashed it! better make the next one a quintuple in order to catch up.......ECONOMY CLASS PASSENGER! clean up my mess!! Forthwith! and for sooth for that matter.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 oooooh yeahhhh, got me a good buzz on now!!! Whers them flight attendents?? Come to papa!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Regardless of Michael's continious pleadings to become his facebook friend I resist......... Our backwards child has got it backwards again, but what can you expect from somebody who grew up in a country where people think it's natural to stand on their heads all the time? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted May 29, 2009 Share Posted May 29, 2009 Our backwards child has got it backwards again, but what can you expect from somebody who grew up in a country where people think it's natural to stand on their heads all the time? Michael Awwwwwww....be nice and let Stuka be your friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 30, 2009 Author Share Posted May 30, 2009 oooooh yeahhhh, got me a good buzz on now!!! Whers them flight attendents?? Come to papa!!!! You are such a class act. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 You are such a class act.Hey, for him it WAS classy ... he called them Flight Attendants instead of ... well, better left unsaid. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted May 30, 2009 Share Posted May 30, 2009 Not as classy as calling 'em Flight Mormon Spouse Units Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 They're gun ho's, is what he meant to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 PLUS theres 4! turns from my bestest everest CM pals Noba, Nidan1 and Betty Boo that I have some 14 hours of flighttime to cunningly craft their imminent military disasters....muahahahahaaaaaaa It's now been approximately 38 hours. No brilliant plans come to mind yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 Awwwwwww....be nice and let Stuka be your friend. Milady.... With all due respect...what a revolting idea. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 No brilliant plans come to mind yet? Is squeezing blood from a turnip one of those Midwestern sports they only talk about among themselves? Expecting anything brilliant from you-know-who is like expecting a certain donkey to begin excreting diamonds. If you know what I mean. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 It's now been approximately 38 hours. No brilliant plans come to mind yet? As it transpired, I had the choice between multiple vodka/tonics and the ever attentive services of my 'hostess with the mostess' or working on a turn from you. No surprise, you lost... But I think it's cute how you wait by your computer counting the hours until I reply. Cute, but also a little creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 My next holiday destination... http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/3617/85/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 My next holiday destination... http://www.tothepointnews.com/content/view/3617/85/ You're such a wuss ... a REAL man would go crusing with the pirates. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted May 31, 2009 Author Share Posted May 31, 2009 Cute, but also a little creepy. That's funny. I hear people refer to you in the same way. Except they say "stupid" instead of "cute", and "way" instead of "little". But other than that, exactly the same. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted May 31, 2009 Share Posted May 31, 2009 That's funny. I hear people refer to you in the same way. Except they say "stupid" instead of "cute", and "way" instead of "little". But other than that, exactly the same. So they say he's "Stupid, but also a way creepy?" Okay so if you "hear" people say that it clearly can't refer to anyone here ... is that Ohioan ... kinda like the Canadian "eh?". And in that case shouldn't it have been "Stupid but also way creepy, eh?" I agree with the basic sentiment mind you. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 1, 2009 Author Share Posted June 1, 2009 So they say he's "Stupid, but also a way creepy?" Okay so if you "hear" people say that it clearly can't refer to anyone here ... is that Ohioan ... kinda like the Canadian "eh?". And in that case shouldn't it have been "Stupid but also way creepy, eh?" I agree with the basic sentiment mind you. Joe Sort of. It's like how I hear people say you are so stultifyingly anal, you make Phil Hartman's SNL character, the Anal Retentive Chef seem positively footloose and wacky and that your mind wanders so much it comes back with souvenirs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 1, 2009 Share Posted June 1, 2009 Sort of. It's like how I hear people say you are so stultifyingly anal, you make Phil Hartman's SNL character, the Anal Retentive Chef seem positively footloose and wacky and that your mind wanders so much it comes back with souvenirs.He died you know ... so more properly he should have been referenced as " the LATE Phil Hartman " ... JOe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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