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I test drove a Partagas no 3 the other night and quite enjoyed it. I think a few of those little fellas will be joining my Cohiba collection in the old humidor.

PS. Kick Seanachai in the head for us will you? and tell us what happens.

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I test drove a Partagas no 3 the other night and quite enjoyed it. I think a few of those little fellas will be joining my Cohiba collection in the old humidor.

PS. Kick Seanachai in the head for us will you? and tell us what happens.

My current weekender is still the Partagas Black either in Magnifico or Gigante size.

My standard is still the Onyx Reserve Churchill, although I like all the Onyxes.

That Rocky Patel is nice though. I bought a sample of Ghurkas to see what the big deal is. So far one down, and I don't "get it" yet.

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We are fine gentlemen!

Fine gentlemen you ask? Why Steve, hisself, did proclaim it

Hmmm... I thought you fine gentlemen here

Personally, this just tells me that Steve has been tryin' them organic hallucinogens that Seanachai was on aboot. Bet the poor bastard is vomitin' on Madmatt as we speak.

And now, somefink for Seanachai

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral

I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical

From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical

I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

He is the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's

I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus

In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies

I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes

Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinapinafore

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform

And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

He is the very model of a modern Major-General

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"

When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at

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When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery

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You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee

You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee

You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

I am the very model of a modern Major-General

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral

He is the very model of a modern Major-General

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Feck-orf, Hiram. If'n Oregon were really to challenge Peng, he'd awake bound with blackberry vines, fir needles in his hair, major sand rashes, and a salt water bath to exacerbate his beaver-bites.

Oh, and the same to you, Stukes. Your Stuartsesssess are going to pay!

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Feck-orf, Hiram. If'n Oregon were really to challenge Peng, he'd awake bound with blackberry vines, fir needles in his hair, major sand rashes, and a salt water bath to exacerbate his beaver-bites.

Lee-Oh hush up while the grownups are talking, boy.

tee hee

you said "beaver bites".

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No Rulez!!!!!

Expecting rules from an Australian is tantamount to expecting honesty and integrity from a politician. Or Australian.

It's akin to expecting an appreciation of beauty from a wildebeast. Or Australian.

It's like seeking good sense from a Morris Dancer.

Or... Australian.

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