Michael Emrys Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 I'm back... but... I've changed. Must be nice to be in dry underwear, huh? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 You know, Berli without his beard just doesn't look dire and intimidating any more. In fact, he kinda looks like a waiter in a gay vegan restaurant, don't you think? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Do you mean a gay Vogon restaurant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Do you mean a gay Vogon restaurant? There's no such thing as a happy Vogon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 mrpeng tonight is your night, bro. What would Richie Ashburn do if he were here right now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted October 22, 2008 Share Posted October 22, 2008 Mr. Ass-burn would kick you directly in the fork. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Do you mean a gay Vogon restaurant? No. Why? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 No. Why? Michael Because it's the weird kind of thing you'd say. Duh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Yeah sure, Government-boy. Your idea of anarchy is throwing paperclips in the garbage instead of re-using them. I NEVER discard paperclips! You can make little animals from them, or use one end of them for cleaning out wax-congested ear canals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Ohhh-errr, sounds a bit saucy eh what? Not as saucy as her profit and loss statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Hey baby, what's say we liquidate some of your assets, yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 and drink them?? right on!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I NEVER discard paperclips! You can make little animals from them, or use one end of them for cleaning out wax-congested ear canals. A coworker used to use them as toothpicks. I was always disturbed when I found unbended (is that a word?) paperclips on the desk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I heat them up and slide them under the fingernails of those enemies of mine whom I've captured and am tormenting. It's fun!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Because it's the weird kind of thing you'd say. Duh... Me? Weird? I can't think of what you are possibly imagining. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Not as saucy as her profit and loss statement. Not the kind of thing you'd want to read in a crowded public place, eh? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 23, 2008 Author Share Posted October 23, 2008 See? that was weird! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I told you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 I heat them up and slide them under the fingernails of those enemies of mine whom I've captured and am tormenting. It's fun!!!! You had me going till the concept of you capturing something came up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 You had me going till the concept of you capturing something came up. Fallen into my clutches then. Semantics Nazi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 The only thing that could fall into your clutches is…crap, I'm stumped. Boo, you so should have gone off on a rift about my trouble with concepts instead. But then, like so much else, you missed it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 23, 2008 Share Posted October 23, 2008 That's great. An alternate would have the balloon coming out of his head saying, "Oh my god! They ripped it out roots and all!" Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 RADLEY!! It has come to my inebriated attention that the festering excuse for a state you call "ohio" has a city named after the state that is indeed the fairest of them all, Mine own loverly Oregon (where men are men and cannabis is scared). BOO!! As junior justicarrot and general barney fife of the MBT, in addition to being a deserving resident of that monotony-black-hole of a state they call ohio, I DEMAND that you hereby bring forth a legally binding petition before your band of trained monkeys called a state legislature to officially change the name of "oregon, ohio" to something more befitting, such as "armpit of the midwest." So let it be written, so let it be done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 24, 2008 Share Posted October 24, 2008 I DEMAND that you hereby bring forth a legally binding petition before your band of trained monkeys called a state legislature to officially change the name of "oregon, ohio" to something more befitting, such as "armpit of the midwest." No, that would be Gary, Indiana. Any place in Ohio would be running a close second though, I'll grant you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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