Stuka Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Dear Minister of Dis-information Noba, You lie like a dog! Your 'masses of Shermans' lie hidden in the wheatfields whilst you gamily send Stuarts forward to die under the 75's of my many Panthers. true, you've nailed a couple of H/T's that couldn't get into position quickly enough but no Panther or MKIV has taken a step back...... NOR WILL THEY!!!! yours, Unca Stukey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Happy Birthday Shaw , I was going to say something about age and wisdom, but in your case that rule does not apply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Nidan1, my furry little biatch, a setup, forthwith! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Happy Birthday Shaw , I was going to say something about age and wisdom, but in your case that rule does not apply. How about age and Alzheimer's? Age and decrepitude? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 How about age and Alzheimer's? Age and decrepitude? In his case my friend, it would have been all too obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Nidan1, my furry little biatch, a setup, forthwith! Make it quick Lawrence of Arabia Wannabe , I grow bored thrashing Leeo and Radley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Make it quick Lawrence of Arabia Wannabe , I grow bored thrashing Leeo and Radley Could you let me know when the aforesaid thrashing starts? I wouldn't want to miss any of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Make it quick I bet you say that to all the boys...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Nidan1, I know you are a poor reader so I am typing this real slow........in order to email setups an email address is required.......you could maybe check the private message that has been sitting in your private message tray for a day or two......fix or do sumfink! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Happy Birthday Joe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Oh yeah, 2 front row seats at the David Allen Coe concert tonight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 The devil went to Jamaica He was looking to sell some weed He was doin' fine They were standin' in line It was excellent weed indeed When he came across a young man Who was likewise peddling pot And the devil slid down the beach to the kid And said boy let me tell you what I guess you kind of figured I'm a reefer head of course And after all this time I guess that I'm a conniseur of sorts Now your stuff smells okay But this could tranquilize a horse I'll bet a million in cash against your stash Cause I think mines better than yours The boy said my names Johnny And you ain't smoked nothing yet One hit of this grass will kick your @ss You got yourself a bet Johnny roll a ball of hash And make sure it's the bomb Cause the devils got the kind of stuff they smoked in Vietnam You'll get a million smack-a-roo's in cash if you can cope But if you can't the devil gets your dope The devil packed a bong With a little Acapulco Gold And resin flew from his finger tips As he fired up his bowl He filled that chamber all the way And he took a mighty hit And as they passed it back and forth It gave them both a coughing fit When the bowl was finished Johnny said Hey man, that stuff was great But fill your lungs with some of this And prepare to vegetate The devil nodded off Because he knew that he was stoned And he asked if he could buy an ounce Of the stuff that Johnny owned Johnny said, Devil just come on back If you ever wanna catch a buzz I done told you once You son of a b*tch Mine's the best there ever was -David Allen coe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mike_the_wino Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Can you believe that as of today, Rose and I have ben married 19 years? And she still puts up with me. Simply amazing... And if she had 'accidentally' run you over with the car 10 years ago , she most likely would have gotten out on parole by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Could you let me know when the aforesaid thrashing starts? I wouldn't want to miss any of it. You will be the first to know.....I would say it will start in about drei minuten. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO OUR VERY OWN JUSTICAR, JOE SHAW! May the gods keep you from being bitten by a rat. They do tend to attack their own kind, don't they? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 In his case my friend, it would have been all too obvious. As well as redundant. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 You will be the first to know.....I would say it will start in about drei minuten. Well, it's been almost two hours since you posted and, as expected, nothing's happened. Have you always been such a let down? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 They do tend to attack their own kind, don't they? MichaelWell that's just fine there Michael! Here I am, sick as a dog (not, you'll note, a rat) from a sinus infection and all you can do is toss out cheap shots. At least go to the trouble to toss out expensive shots! In your case I'd recommend a shot of heroin taken on the front step of the police office. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Its quite possible Michael does slack kanine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Make it quick Lawrence of Arabia Wannabe , I grow bored thrashing Leeo and Radley OOOoooo, thrash me with another cease-fire request; yes, Yes, YES, Yes, YEs, YES!!!! Thrash me with another ceasefire request. OOoooo, you know that's how I like it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'm at the Tudor at the UN on E 42 in NYC. Fancy Schmancy. I just had dinner at Anthony Bourdain's restaurant Les Halles down on John Street near where I'm getting some MS Project Server training. To hell with the training. I want more food. You poor bastards - How many of you have ever eaten there? How many ever will? A scant few most likely. HA! HA! HA! Again Ha! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!eleventyone!1!!!! None of you will ever have Onion Soup as good as I just had. You will never enjoy a French dip sammich au jus as good as the one that they make there. HA! The juice was a reduction of beef broth, onion and wine (even more dense than the soup) and whatever else they throw in there to flavor it. It had a deep dark red-brown color and an intenseness that was layers deep. The meat was medium rare hangar steak sliced on the bias and as tender as any filet you've ever had. The bread was yeasty and chewy with a huge open crumb and it soaked up the juices from the meat and the caramelized onions that nestled atop those luscious slices of bovine heaven. Les Halles is famous for it's pommie frits (that's Freedom Fries to you ninnyhammers out there) - which came with the sandwich - and I can see why. Dunno how they do it; they're just potatoes fried in peanut oil, but they have a texture unlike any other fry you've chomped. They were nice dipped in the meat juice. I need to go for a walk. I'm stuffed. I think I'll go back tomorrow for the choucroute garnie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I need to go for a walk. I'm stuffed. I think I'll go back tomorrow for the choucroute garnie! DON'T you DARE!!!! That's my gig, and good frogs it getses us, yesssss.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I need to go for a walk. Head for the nearest pier. And then... keep going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 OOOoooo, thrash me with another cease-fire request; yes, Yes, YES, Yes, YEs, YES!!!! Thrash me with another ceasefire request. OOoooo, you know that's how I like it.... Did I say thrash ? I meant to say handle me with care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted September 18, 2008 Share Posted September 18, 2008 I'm at the Tudor at the UN on E 42 in NYC. Fancy Schmancy. I just had dinner at Anthony Bourdain's restaurant Les Halles down on John Street near where I'm getting some MS Project Server training. To hell with the training. I want more food. You poor bastards - How many of you have ever eaten there? How many ever will? A scant few most likely. HA! HA! HA! Again Ha! HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!eleventyone!1!!!! None of you will ever have Onion Soup as good as I just had. You will never enjoy a French dip sammich au jus as good as the one that they make there. HA! The juice was a reduction of beef broth, onion and wine (even more dense than the soup) and whatever else they throw in there to flavor it. It had a deep dark red-brown color and an intenseness that was layers deep. The meat was medium rare hangar steak sliced on the bias and as tender as any filet you've ever had. The bread was yeasty and chewy with a huge open crumb and it soaked up the juices from the meat and the caramelized onions that nestled atop those luscious slices of bovine heaven. Les Halles is famous for it's pommie frits (that's Freedom Fries to you ninnyhammers out there) - which came with the sandwich - and I can see why. Dunno how they do it; they're just potatoes fried in peanut oil, but they have a texture unlike any other fry you've chomped. They were nice dipped in the meat juice. I need to go for a walk. I'm stuffed. I think I'll go back tomorrow for the choucroute garnie! I have eaten there, several times..this location opened up right after 9/11 and was one of the first new eateries in the area to open after the attacks. Its a good laid back place, not too serious, but the food is excellent. Watch out when you walk around...there may be some jumpers loose, after the last couple of days of Wall Street misery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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