Mace Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by Speedy: Teeheeeheee ...and first symptoms of Gaylord is incessant tittering. I TOLD YOU to get a shot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlitzzlipzz@hotmail.com Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 OK . I understand its club of things? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by shlitzzlblahblahblah: They make no sense are are girl like basically.Paragon of rationality, aren't we? Consider the Peng Thread the play ground bullies of the BFC forums. We make fun of outsiders (like you, SSN), we have a strict hierarchy, and the teachers don't do anything about it. I recommend that you read the rules and SOD OFF!!! Also, I contend that a location of "hell, USA" is no location at all. I am eagerly awaiting your AAR of our battle, Sir Sir 37mm. I am looking forward to seeing what it is like to lose to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shlitzzlipzz@hotmail.com Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 OK Wahn As well as a well trained black arts killer,I am a data entry clerk also. I hope we can be close friends and compare notes. Edit: do you skills with a bow staff impress babes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: Paragon of rationality, aren't we?Psssst. Outbreak of Gaylord. Sent to Conventry, if you catch my drift. *winks repeatedly* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by juan_gigante: Paragon of rationality, aren't we?Psssst. Outbreak of Gaylord. Sent to Conventry, if you catch my drift. *winks repeatedly* </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: I am eagerly awaiting your AAR of our battle, Sir Sir 37mm. I am looking forward to seeing what it is like to lose to me. I don’t do requests certainly not for serfs anyways (whom am I kidding Peng himself could request an AAR and I wouldn’t twitch a muscle)… there are several factors which must be taken into account First… as the purpose of the AAR is to forever commemorate the whole ‘challenge/battle/gloat or excuse’ process… is that battle particularly worth commemorating… some are just best forgotten you see Second… was the opponent of great enough significance to merit the effort on my part. A quick breakdown of whose battles have received AAR tells a tale in itself Boo Radley 4 (several pending) Nidan1 4 (none pending… heck I’m still waiting for the last turn from the big brute) Sturmsebber 3 (the exception that 'proves' the rule) Noba 1 (one amazing AAR pending) NG Cavscout 1 (one pending) Stickypixie 1 pathetically small ‘blink & you’ve missed it’ AAR V42below 0.25 (despite never playing the gutless wretch I’ve still kind of written an AAR) If you were lucky enough to receive an AAR that would indicate you as of having greater significance than both the New Zealander & the Belgian… Bet you can’t wait Thirdly… the mysterious X factor… one minute I might be arsed the next not So you see young Jiggly Gungun you should not assume an AAR from me… as it so happens though I have written an AAR I just need the pics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I fecking hate Matlab®, I really fecking do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: I think we have an outbreak of Gaylord again.I warned you that cheap jock itch remedy would do that. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I think it was Mace's crab fumigation that caused the Gaylord outbreak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Should we suppose then that crabs are natural predators of gaylords and help to keep them in check? How about space lobsters? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Crabs in my mustache zoot zoot zoot! Careless last tongue lash zoot zoot zoot! Make my lip tickle boom boom boom! Gotta be more fickle boom boom boom! Thank you, good night! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Let me tell you toff's what I hate. I hate scraggly SSN's coming into the MBT and spouting off about this and that and not bothering to read the bleedin' rules. Challenge someone you Ponce, or get thee behind me SSN!!!! I hate Serfs that don't place their Liege's identity in their Sig line. They just wander in and about like a loose puppy, spattering urine hither and yon. I hate tracers flying across the highway in front of you and almost making you spray a quart of hot piss into your just from the laundry ACU's. A quart is like almost a liter for you Europeans out there. Last but not least, I hate non turn senders. Here I am in a freaking combat zone (well sometimes) and I am better at it than you, you, you.... civilians!!! [ November 20, 2005, 11:14 AM: Message edited by: NG cavscout ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Somehow, the thought of a crab preying on gaylord and then NG cavscout feasting on the same crab has a sort of grotesque neatness that is rather pleasing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 I never get the crab legs. They only have plastic flatware at the dining facility, and the sharp exo-skeleton hurts my fingers when I try to twist it open... I guess I could bring my bayonet to chow..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: I never get the crab legs. They only have plastic flatware at the dining facility, and the sharp exo-skeleton hurts my fingers when I try to twist it open... I guess I could bring my bayonet to chow..... Pliers. Visegrips are even better. Once you crack the shell, it's easily pulled apart without destroying the meat inside. See, if you had been raised on a coast, you'd know handy things like this. Hell, I even used to catch my own crabs (the aquatic sort, you filthy-minded annelids). Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 ... I was just contemplating a frenzied attack on garlord with plastic flatware... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Ah yes, a pleasant image. And one I'm sure he would appreciate too, if only he were here. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: However pls send photos of the crab legs and lobster... Here's some crabs for ya Stukes. They don't look like good eating though. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: Let me tell you toff's what I hate. I hate scraggly SSN's coming into the MBT and spouting off about this and that and not bothering to read the bleedin' rules. Challenge someone you Ponce, or get thee behind me SSN!!!! I hate Serfs that don't place their Liege's identity in their Sig line. They just wander in and about like a loose puppy, spattering urine hither and yon. I hate tracers flying across the highway in front of you and almost making you spray a quart of hot piss into your just from the laundry ACU's. A quart is like almost a liter for you Europeans out there. Last but not least, I hate non turn senders. Here I am in a freaking combat zone (well sometimes) and I am better at it than you, you, you.... civilians!!! I agree with most of that rant except for the last part. Sure I'm a civilian, but I could be in a combat zone if I WAS in a combat zone. Just because I'm not CURRENTLY in a combat zone doesn't mean that you are better at it than I am. Sure you've had experience but there is such a thing as a gifted amateur ... I see a lot of them on www.giftedamateurvoyeur.com ... uh ... well ... anyway you get the idea. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 Originally posted by MrSpkr: I see the picture is from Utah. Did Foul Joe send you that? I thought that was Foul Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: They only have plastic flatware at the dining facility... Wow. Those guys at Homeland Security don't miss a trick, do they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by NG cavscout: They only have plastic flatware at the dining facility... Wow. Those guys at Homeland Security don't miss a trick, do they? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by Stuka: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MrSpkr: I see the picture is from Utah. Did Foul Joe send you that? I thought that was Foul Joe? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by NG cavscout: I hate tracers flying across the highway in front of you and almost making you spray a quart of hot piss into your just from the laundry ACU's. I can't think of anything worse. It really makes one appreciate wetting oneself in the comfort of one's home. you, you, you.... civilians!!! *ahem* You mean Middle class civilians. We do appreciate you laying your life on the line for us so we can continue to enjoy our Pinot noir and h'orderves. Err, now be a good sergeant and open this bottle for me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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