Speedy Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 In the entire history of the MBT I don't believe I have ever witnessed a person sodding off without being told. Of course I also have a terrible memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Probably has some psychic, preternatural Mekon superconsciousness that manifested itself in a premature self-awareness and corresponding self-removal. I like freaks of nature... puts Boo into context. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 ... soddomasochism, feckin' kinky... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I think that the floor in my bathroom may be rotting out because the toilet is no longer properly seated. You had toilet properly seated? Love Alice [ September 01, 2005, 03:44 PM: Message edited by: Ales Dvorak ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Perhaps he's merely no longer properly seated on the toilet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: Perhaps he's merely no longer properly seated on the toilet? BOOT! You get that for irregular turn sending... didn't V42BelOw tell you anything (other than how much he admired your ear lobes)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Really? Hmm... I usually get two or three turns a day from the little bugger.[You Lucky Ba****d... A Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Keep your pants on, 37mm! You're the one who owes me a turn! You sent me a turn on August 24, and my inbox says I replied to it. This evening I shall check, but I believe that my turn sending has been up-to-date. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: Keep your pants on, 37mm! You're the one who owes me a turn! You sent me a turn on August 24, and my inbox says I replied to it. This evening I shall check, but I believe that my turn sending has been up-to-date. That’s "keep your pants on Sir (Sir) 37mm" soldier… and don’t ever presume to blame me for your email account failures! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: Perhaps he's merely no longer properly seated on the toilet? Yep,be aware,he can properly sit on you,lad... Love Alice.....oh,I can see next door from here.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ales Dvorak Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Keys problem...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Oh, Sir (Sir) 37mm, calm down! Just because your prissy little machine gun didn't kill any of my guys doesn't mean that you need to use italics! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: Oh, Sir (Sir) 37mm, calm down! Just because your prissy little machine gun didn't kill any of my guys doesn't mean that you need to use italics! Actually I use machine guns to tell me when you're around... I think JasonC or someone like that advised as much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: I like freaks of nature... puts Boo into context. The exact point I've been making for years. One one side of the coin, we have your basic, garden (gnome) variety freaks of nature; your erudite quadrupeds, your Australians, your erzats Scots, your tired, poor and huddled masses yearning to be free, your Texans, Utahians and northern Lutherans, your Kiwis, mangoes and plums (Oh My!). Whilst on the other side of that self-same coin, we have... me. In all my pristine loveliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
v42below Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I feel a burning desire to brutally murder someone, or perhaps simply destroy any living, breathing thing - to erase it from the face of this earth, to completely destroy it; to rip it into a thousand pieces and throw those pieces out the window; to run downstairs, gather up the pieces, soak them in gasoline and set them on fire; to dance around the fire while singing a jolly one and spitting in the flames; and to finally gather up the ashes and throw them to the wind. Oh Lord how I yearn to kill something that is alive, but I guess a Manchestronian biologist will just have to do. What is your exact location please, Sir Sir No Sir Yes Sir Whatever you say Sir 37mm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Originally posted by v4-2BLow: .... What is your exact location please, Sir Sir No Sir Yes Sir Whatever you say Sir 37mm? Lat: 53:26:27N (53.4409) Lon: 2:16:29W (-2.2747) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Palantir Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Well if this isn't the most useless thread. And they "locked" my "Locked Threads" thread and not this one? Talk about funny... Well thanks for the fun time guys, I'm off back to SZO. But I'll pop in once and a while for design /scenario info and some laughs. I hope you'll drop by the SZO Cm Forum as well. I guess eventually I'll hear about the PBEM issue when it's resolved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Originally posted by Palantir: Well if this isn't the most useless thread. And they "locked" my "Locked Threads" thread and not this one? Talk about funny...Ass. We're not responsible for your almost complete fecking inability to understand humour, satire, or any other freaking thing to do with why this Thread exists. So, I'm to take it that you started a thread, and it was locked? And maybe it was about the wrongness of what threads get locked? This fecking Thread has been going for...I dunno, somebody give me a hand, here. Four years? Five? And we've racked up something on the order of...Christ...we must be approaching something unnatural, like 100.000 posts... Originally posted by Palantir: Well thanks for the fun time guys, I'm off back to SZO. Oh, you're leaving? Oh, no! See the tears? Don't let the attack donkey trip yer arse up as you stumble your sodden, aimless, dumb-arse way out of the Thread, mate! Because, frankly, you won't know Hell until you're prone and defenseless with the Attack Donkey standing over you. Originally posted by Palantir: But I'll pop in once and a while for design /scenario info and some laughs. Oh, really? I know that my arse cheeks will remain puckered with anxiety until your next visit causes them to sag with relaxation. Originally posted by Palantir: I hope you'll drop by the SZO Cm Forum as well. Sorry, I won't be going there, as I don't feel the need for another adoring lickspittle looking at me with puppy dog eyes asking me 'Master, how can I make your existence more perfect?!' Bah! Why do they allow these fecking little boys out to wipe their noses on their sleeves in front of their betters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Foolish gnome… this is why I’m the Messiah. We (as in the Cesspool) have witnessed three completely unprecedented events within 10 hours of each other… TWO I say TWO counts of self inflicted sod off’s and the false knight v_24blOW actually attempting to act like he has a pair!!! Do you know what this probably means for Peng’s sake? Finally it’s the big game that I’ve been waiting for all these months… it is (or could be) apocolypso time! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Snip... Bah! Why do they allow these fecking little boys out to wipe their noses on their sleeves in front of their betters? I suppose it started when Boo first posted. They look at his posts and figure "if he can get away with it, I can". The little weasel has been hanging around ever since. I blame Joe. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Attack DonkeyEh? What the feck is that? Attack Donkey? No! I'm a BATTLE DONKEY, 'specially bred at the finest stud. Do not mock me martial breeding or I shall have cause to swoop upon yer pointy hat with me full magnitude. [ September 02, 2005, 10:57 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Foolish gnome… this is why I’m the Messiah. And I remain an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread. Your claim reads like the pitiable mewling of a Homeless person concerned about his possession of a shopping cart taken out of the K-mart parking lot. You dumb bastards. You newcomers. You stupidly glorious halfwits. Do you know what this Thread has been to me? I started this goddamn thing. It was glorious. My gods, it was glorious. I Challenged Peng. And when I did, Berli showed up, and told me I was a feck. This Thread has been there through my job loss, my re-employment, my second job loss, the death of my sister, and everything in between. I'm so fecking old that my family worries every day over the fact that I have no Health Insurance. I'm not insurable. And so, you tell me, you're the 'Messiah' of the Peng Challenge Thread? So, when are you going to make me smile? Going to let me know that nothing bad is going to happen to my nieces and nephews? My friend, Small Emma? You're a good lad. I'm after giving you a new deal. I'm not going to live forever, don't you know. So, what say you desist from this annoying 'Messiah' bit (which, frankly, lad, is just pissing people off, especially me), and help me write...a Greater Story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 You know, there's singsongs, and then, there's singsongs... There's a party down at Kale's Vinnie Charles is out of jail again His ex's will be there And his daughter Nida has bought him an easy chair He kicked the cocaine in the can An eightball a day is not cheap for any man His street clothes have all shrunk in size But most of the weight that is gained was in his eyes Most of the weight that is gained was in his eyes He did nine of a possible twelve He still says he didn't know what the package held He still says he didn't know Just a favor for a friend But big Buddy Cara left him to swing in the wind Big Buddy Cara left him to swing in the wind He made it through Mexico The car threw a rod below San Diego A copper pulled over to help But poor Vinnie's poker face could not control itself He was always a likeable guy The women passed under him as if he could fly The women passed under him as if he could fly Three more years on parole Time will tell how much the time inside took it's toll Time will tell how much the time inside took it's toll "There's two things I know well" he says "The ways that I hurt and all of the ways to hell" "The ways that I hurt and all of the ways to hell" Vinnie Charles is free Vinnie Charles is out of the pen Vinnie Charles is free for now Mightier than the sword (and then) Vinnie Charles is free Vinnie Charles is free "Vinie Charles is Free" -John Gorka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozi_digger Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: Your claim reads like the pitiable mewling of a Homeless person concerned about his possession of a shopping cart taken out of the K-mart parking lot. Hey, thats my shopping trolley! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: You know, there's singsongs, and then, there's singsongs... Shivna A Bhennáin, a bhúireadáin, a bhéicedáin bhinn Is binn linn in cúicherán do ní tí 'sin ghlinn A Bhennáin, a bhúireadáin, a bhéicedáin bhinn Is binn linn in cúicherán do ní tí 'sin ghlinn A dhragnéin, a dhelgnacháin, (dil, dol, doh, roh day) A mhinéin na chonaire (dil, dol, doh, ray) A dhriséoc, a dhruimnechóc (dil, dol, doh, roh day) A chaillech, a chuirrechennach in raga for ech? A Bhennáin, a bhúireadáin, a bhéicedáin bhinn Is binn linn in cúicherán do ní tí 'sin ghlinn Is mé Suibhne sirthechán; lúath reithim thar gleann; Nochan é m'ainm dligthechán; mó is ainm dam Fer Benn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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