Noba Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Actually met Speedy today, and I can say nothing but good things about the bloke. Of course, that may be just because he's some 4 to 6" taller than me and I'm really quite fond of keeping my teeth in my head. But can you run faster than him ? ... Hang on, when I met you, I kind-of laughed behind my hand thinking about how "Public Servant" you looked. You know, old, balding, over-weight, with tea stains and muffin crumbs stuck on your paunch. I'm sure he would take pity on you regardless of how lippy you got... Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 29, 2005 Author Share Posted August 29, 2005 Hey Noba, the eagles have been playing well of late. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Hey Noba, the eagles have been playing well of late. Sigh. Piss orf, your mob have Buckleys... even though he plays for [shudder]Collingwood[/shudder]. Fancy only winning by a point. Hardly "Finals" material, that ! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 29, 2005 Author Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: Hang on, when I met you, I kind-of laughed behind my hand thinking about how "Public Servant" you looked. You know, old, balding, over-weight, with tea stains and muffin crumbs stuck on your paunch.What the fegg are you talking about? You know I strike a handsome visage, as the following photo of me attests: That's nothing but pure masculinity! (PS taken at morning tea, just after scoffing 12 lamingtons and 5 cuppas at one sitting.) [ August 29, 2005, 03:05 AM: Message edited by: Mace ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Hang on, when I met you, I kind-of laughed behind my hand thinking about how "Public Servant" you looked. You know, old, balding, over-weight, with tea stains and muffin crumbs stuck on your paunch.What the fegg are you talking about? You know I strike a handsome visage, as the following photo of me attests: That's nothing but pure masculinity! (PS taken at morning tea, just after scoffing 12 lamingtons and 5 cuppas at one sitting.) </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Mace: Actually met Speedy today, and I can say nothing but good things about the bloke. Of course, that may be just because he's some 4 to 6" taller than me and I'm really quite fond of keeping my teeth in my head. I should have left Hylands when you did Mace, I ended up finding another section of Napoleonic books and added another $200 worth to my stack. In general I was surprised at how civilised Mace appeared and acted, quite unexpected from a civil servant. P.S.- It was amusing watching the bunch of Police trainees when there was a rearend accident directly in front of them, they had absolutely no idea what to do. P.P.S.- There is no longer any need to mention football this year, thankyou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: Sigh. Piss orf, your mob have Buckleys... even though he plays for [shudder]Collingwood[/shudder]. Fancy only winning by a point. Hardly "Finals" material, that ! Noba. It's interesting when you read this sort of thing out of context. I mean, usually you would experience this kind of communication only with it's usual accomaniment of hoots, grunts and the beating of sticks on hollow logs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: Sigh. Piss orf, your mob have Buckleys... even though he plays for [shudder]Collingwood[/shudder]. Fancy only winning by a point. Hardly "Finals" material, that ! Noba. It's interesting when you read this sort of thing out of context. I mean, usually you would experience this kind of communication only with it's usual accomaniment of hoots, grunts and the beating of sticks on hollow logs. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 Sorry, but we don't get the the foxy ladies of Fountain Lakes on this side of the pond. For high culture, we have to watch reruns of Benny Hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 I was packin' a pair of thirty-eights and brother, so was she! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 You were wearing falsies???? This is a side... er... whatever... of you that I hoped to never see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: You were wearing falsies???? This is a side... er... whatever... of you that I hoped to never see. Stop clicking the damned link then. You're crashing my server. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Is this a rhetorical question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Love Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 This thread needs more cowbell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 No, it needs more of you shutting up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Love Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by juan_gigante: No, it needs more of you shutting up. Did someone say this thred needs more strutting up? Oh YAAaaaaaaaaaa....... Is that the start of Stayin Alive I hear baby? Oh YAAAaaaaaaaaa *struts* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: Is this a rhetorical question? No, it's actually euphamistic for: "Drop your panties, Sir William; I cannot wait 'til lunchtime." Or so I've been told. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 my hovercraft is full of eels Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 With the advent of the new Nacho Cheesier Doritos and their extreme suckitude, I have been trying to fill the resultant snack void with Fritos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Before the little twerp shows up in here crowing about his latest success, I'd just like to say that my former Squire Sir Sir 37mm, is a toad and a cad and another toad. He starts off our last CMBB game with an arty attack that panics a bunch of my guys on the front line, knocks out one of my woefully inadequate 37mm AT guns and kills my 81mm FO. Then, he shows up with about three companies of SMG squads and TEN T-34's! Oh, and did I mention that one of his T-34's knocked out my only StuG with it's first shot? At about a billion yards? So much for superior German optics. So, he spent the rest of the game with his tanks at a comfortable distance away from my troops and peppered them with cannister shot. At one point, as he was area firing at one beaten up squad in a foxhole, he kept overshooting with his cannister shots and routed three formerly untouched squads, their platoon leader, an HMG and a flamethrower... who were all hiding in a trench behind the aforementioned, beaten up squad. Oh, and if he comes in here laughing about one of my bunkers which was pointing 45 degrees AWAY from the battle, it's just because I expected him to attack from my right flank. Which he didn't! Idiot. So, I just thought I'd come in here and warn you all that if you plan on playing him, he cannot be counted on. Oh, and he loves to play CMBB in the winter because he has "so many cool mods!". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Everyone shut the hell up. I'm crabby. Someone bring me some lower life-form piece o' ****e whose existence even God doesn't find credible, so that I can make them realize how freaking worthless it is that they're a monument to the wastage of human sperm. Also, I'd like to hear a very nice song in which people find true love and no one dies in agony. Beyond that, I think that the floor in my bathroom may be rotting out because the toilet is no longer properly seated. And do you know what? I'm not happy. This is my favourite time of year, and I'm not happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by MrPeng: my hovercraft is full of eels Ya! Ya! Ya! Ya! Do you waaaaant ... do you waaaaaant ... to come back to my place, bouncy-bouncy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm crabby. Someone bring me some lower life-form piece o' ****e whose existence even God doesn't find credible, so that I can make them realize how freaking worthless it is that they're a monument to the wastage of human sperm. Boo. Front and centre! Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm crabby. Someone bring me some lower life-form piece o' ****e whose existence even God doesn't find credible, so that I can make them realize how freaking worthless it is that they're a monument to the wastage of human sperm. Boo. Front and centre! Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: I'm crabby. Someone bring me some lower life-form piece o' ****e whose existence even God doesn't find credible, so that I can make them realize how freaking worthless it is that they're a monument to the wastage of human sperm. Boo. Front and centre! Noba. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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