Lurkur Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 You blush very nicely, I've always liked that about redheads. Not to worry, it takes years of practice sometimes ... not to determine if stikkypixie is an "it", I think that's self evident. Joe Ermmm...I've been away a while. How much practice has the Justicar been getting with stikkypixie? On second thought, I don't want to know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 2, 2006 Author Share Posted June 2, 2006 Well, he hasn't bothered to roll stickypixie over and check yet, so I'd say no more than a strong heart medicine can support. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: It was a tough fight gang, the scenario description was VERY clear that it was best played by the Allies AGAINST THE AI! Well, we don't gotta have a map drawn to figure THAT out do we. Sir Sir 37mm picked the Germans before you could say "Any Human is Better than any AI any DAY." He didn't count, however, on my inherent and carefully crafted tactical brilliance ... aided to some small degree, I admit, by HIS inability to understand the significance of SMOKE as concealment. At the end of the day I prevailed over what was, by all rights, a deck that was stacked against me.*The Cesspool is it’s usual fetid self… a barmy collection of primitive ape-like creature splash about amongst indescribable foulness whilst dodging the sluggish swings of a club wielded by the local bureaucratic thug* *All of a sudden the entrance to the pool (a faded cardboard cut out of a long dead movie star hung over a fault in the brickwork) is smashed aside & a brilliant light shines into the sewer* *Sir 37mm leading light of the House of Lex marches into the room* * His fine robes, stern handsome features & Adonis-like physique instantly mark him out as a ‘special sort’ * * Sir 37mm, without slowing down, heads straight towards the club wielding thug… Serfs & Squires flee before his immense feet * * He halts in front of the thug, looks down upon him & sternly gazes into his eyes * * These two titans of the ‘Pool confront each other in an atmosphere so agonizingly tense that rleete spontaneously explodes. Everyone else in the ‘Pool is frozen, mesmerized by what must surely become a duel of wits which will be talked about for centuries * * Sir 37mm removes his pearl-white, jewel-encrusted, elbow-length gloves (the ones that Dolly Parton thought were too gaudy) and with them, slaps the thug right across the face before saying… * You’ze iza big fat liary liar and I’m gonna kick ya bleedin’ arse for ya! *Sir 37mm storms outa the Cesspool * 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdmorse Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Joe Surely Jabo as an introduction is still around in some form of afterbirth. It was your creation afterall. Or have you tried to suppress all knowledge of the product of a fetidly dank and gamey mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 2, 2006 Author Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: *Sir 37mm leading light of the House of Lex marches into the room* * His fine robes, stern handsome features & Adonis-like physique instantly mark him out as a ‘special sort’ * Is anybody else's gaydar going off? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lurkur Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 brrrrrrr... Jabos! [cringes] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: *Sir 37mm leading light of the House of Lex marches into the room* * His fine robes, stern handsome features & Adonis-like physique instantly mark him out as a ‘special sort’ * Is anybody else's gaydar going off? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted June 2, 2006 Author Share Posted June 2, 2006 Really? * Sir 37mm removes his pearl-white, jewel-encrusted, elbow-length gloves (the ones that Dolly Parton thought were too gaudy) Huh, guess it's just me then... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Lars: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: *Sir 37mm leading light of the House of Lex marches into the room* * His fine robes, stern handsome features & Adonis-like physique instantly mark him out as a ‘special sort’ * Is anybody else's gaydar going off? </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by jdmorse: Joe Surely Jabo as an introduction is still around in some form of afterbirth. It was your creation afterall. Or have you tried to suppress all knowledge of the product of a fetidly dank and gamey mind. My you HAVE been gone a while haven't you. The fine design firm of Ker Dessel* has expanded it's line to include: Jabo - CMBO Arty Fest '45 - CMBO Assault and Batteries Included - CMBO But It's a DRY Heat - CMBO Holy ****, That's Some Rabbit - CMBO Let's Get Papa Khann Out Of The House Then Shall We? - CMBB The CrackerJack Factory - CMBB IL PE Seeing You - CMBB (in the tradition of Jabo!) Field of Screams! - CMAK (in the tradition of Jabo!) Joe *Ker Dessel - When It's Called A Setup For A Reason. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Lads, I need an interview subject for the next podcast. Having exhausted all the usual suspects, I turn to ... gawd help me ... YOU. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 It must be said though, that the picture I sent to Joe was taken under very poor light conditions… in the right light I’m most appealing to the eye [ June 02, 2006, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Lads, I need an interview subject for the next podcast. Having exhausted all the usual suspects, I turn to ... gawd help me ... YOU. Joe You could always interview yourself, or does the subject has to be interesting? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Oh & Joe... Why isn't pretty little Bugged on ya stoopid website? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: It must be said though, that the picture I sent to Joe was taken under very poor light conditions… in the right light I’m most appealing to the eye I think that you might appear more fetching if your picture was taken in the next galaxy. This way it would take 300 light years for the image to reach here. We'd all be dead by then, and spared the horror. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: Oh & Joe... Why isn't pretty little Bugged on ya stoopid website? I asked her for another photo without the helmet and she hasn't sent one yet. I don't like helmets ... especially not on redheads ... covers that lovely hair donchaknow. Oh ... we have a WINNER ... or loser more likely. Nidan1 has volunteered to do the next podcast ... man I'm gonna gut him like a trout. Too bad it wasn't rleete ... I'm getting to really like the sound of those shoes of his ... {snicker} Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I asked her for another photo without the helmet and she hasn't sent one yet.And she doesn't deserve a Moosehead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Sir 37mm: It must be said though, that the picture I sent to Joe was taken under very poor light conditions… in the right light I’m most appealing to the eye I think that you might appear more fetching if your picture was taken in the next galaxy. This way it would take 300 light years for the image to reach here. We'd all be dead by then, and spared the horror. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 so...gooeypixxie is a male and bugges is a female and NEITHER is actually pawbroon? perhaps it's a good thing I left as the gender lines have gotten absurdly blurred in my absence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Darkness falls across the land The midnight fowl is close at hand Newbies crawl in the search of scum finding none, they're just too dumb And whosoever shall be found without the wit for smacking down Must cringe and wilt from baleful stare and in Coventry stay, so best beware The foulest stench is in the air The clink of forty thousand shears And dirty sheep from Lex' house Are closing in to eat your blouse And though you fight to stay away Your fingers start to quiver for no mere Knight can resist the evil of the Peng Challenge Thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 I’ve often wondered why the Nidan1/Stickcpixie branch of our House seemed to be rather more distant & less 'into it' than the rest of us… perhaps they just heard about this Croda fella earlier than myself? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by SirReal: Darkness falls across the land The midnight fowl is close at hand Newbies crawl in the search of scum finding none, they're just too dumb And whosoever shall be found without the wit for smacking down Must cringe and wilt from baleful stare and in Coventry stay, so best beware The foulest stench is in the air The clink of forty thousand shears And dirty sheep from Lex' house Are closing in to eat your blouse And though you fight to stay away Your fingers start to quiver for no mere Knight can resist the evil of the Peng Challenge Thread. When did we make you a Knight? Were we drunk at the time? Why are you not on the website? Do you owe me money? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Were we drunk at the time? Why are not on the website? Ya know, reading that last question makes me think some of us still are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Were we drunk at the time? Why are not on the website? Ya know, reading that last question makes me think some of us still are. </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SirReal Posted June 2, 2006 Share Posted June 2, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: When did we make you a Knight? Were we drunk at the time? Why are not on the website?I don't recall the exact date or time. Which is as it should be, since I was obviously delerious with happiness at the time. You, my liege, were of course stoned out of your head. Literally. I think Hortlund might have done it with some granite blocks. The website in question is a newfangled contraption which I predate. And life events prevented me from properly taunting the slimecovered garbage that flops around our feet, so alas I fell into the great timewaster known as 'life'. Well, known to some of these... people. Those grubworms probably don't recognize the concept. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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