Leeo Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: Never again seek to torment Peng with references to the unnatural horrors of the 'McRib'. Or I will curse you to an eternity of Phillips Vodka without any application to gout medication, you wanker. I once tore down the web of a spider. The spider ran and hid in the corner, waving his legs at me and undoubtedly vociferously cursing me in spider-tongue too minute to hear. However, it still lost its web, and then its life. The only thing left of that particular spider is a steadily darkening stain on the wall. Don't wave your little forearms at me, you gaseous bag of prose. I will goad Peng as I want, for it is my right, my wont, and my will. I will drown him in Vienna Sausages. I will gag him with Spam. I will bash him with canned ham. And I will forcefeed him McRib sandwiches from here 'til eternity, as I wish. Your web is feeble and empty, as are your threats. I dare you to send me vodka. Either that, or goad to hell. SEANACHAI! I'm looking at you, laddie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 I love it when you talk all butch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: It's a form of rebellion. Since they can no longer simply flip to the 'fair and balanced' Fox News Channel in order to register their vote to "Cast America Into the Arms of Satan", they tend to spend a lot of time brooding over whether their vehicles Hey Steve I found this quote on these very Forums. It helped clear up your usual vomit nicely. I myself have never strapped on a vehicle but I have a rifle, guess who was in the sights? They weren’t white. Zoom zoom.. No problem; the best threads here slip into something related; American anti-Islamic Bigotry, through Oil, to Automotive bigotry - it all makes sense! It Detroit's fault that the Imans got booted from the airplane--simple as PI. I like PI - its nice, fat, and round, like 290 lb Imans... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: I love it when you talk all, Butch. Quit calling me Butch. You can, however, call me Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I love it when you talk all, Butch. Quit calling me Butch. You can, however, call me Shirley. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Shirley... you jest! Ba-dump-feckin'-bump. When do you bring out the organ and the monkey? Does you corsage squirt water? Can I have a bite of peanuts from your can? Hey, you got a spot on your shirt. I bet you flew in from Ohio and your arms are tired, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Originally posted by Dave H: So this is what the Apocalypso looks like. The <font size=1>penguin</font size> thread morphs into Musclecar Enthusiast. Last one to leave please turn out the lights. :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: What are you? Some kind of Goodale Castoff Fag??? Come here and join us by the fire, and talk as men do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Hey Leeo I just noticed in your profile you are from Oregon. Here is a photo of sunrise near Bend yesterday morning.. Sunrise yesterday morning across the Highway from my house. The peak is Paulina that forms one side of the calderas that the State Park is named after. There are two lakes located in the calderas, East Lake and Paulina Lake. The state record Brown trout (28 pounds, 5 oz's) was caught in Paulina Lake a few years ago. Edit: BTW Paulina was a local Indian that became so well known for his daring and dangerous ways that there are twelve Landmarks in this part of Oregon named after him. There is information on plaques and signs about how he and his people would winter on the Deschutes River, near here fishing, hunting and foraging. The signs and plaques I have seen have thru some oversight or other have all failed to mention that he was tied hand and foot drug thru the town of Maupin and hung. But I doubt if he cares any more. [ December 05, 2006, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: Abbott ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Seanachai's postings are always precious to me......its not so much that his words amuse, provoke and delight me. Its that he has to think about all that he puts down on this board before hand. "I have lived a long time, as these things go. I am, at one and the same time, more amazingly weird than all but a few of you could truly appreciate, and yet stunningly normal." Contemplate this paragraph for awhile...its not just a collection of words, but the thoughts of old Grandma Steve, what he thinks of himself, to be precise. Quite wonderful I think, that this man shares his thoughts with us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 Originally posted by Nidan1: Seanachai's postings He is a talented writer that’s for certain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Seanachai's postings He is a talented writer that’s for certain. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rleete Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: This is the thread for stupidity and utter incompetence.Glad to see you're keeping up your part in all of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: Hey Leeo I just noticed in your profile you are from Oregon. Here is a photo of sunrise near Bend yesterday morning.. You poor feck. I live on God's side of the Cascades, where water runs plentiful and things struggle for the space to grow, rather than to simply grow at all, as is the case in your alternatively scalded and frozen confinement in purgatory. I've had some enjoyable trips that way, but I'd rather be shut in a room with Peng, Seanachai, and Berli without a microliter of alcohol than to be cursed to actually live in that wasteland called Eastern Oregon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Seanachai's postings He is a talented writer that’s for certain. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 *knock* *knock* Feck off! Ah' alraidy go' some! *vague caroling sound outside the front door* "A-soul, soul, souling, we've come good missus a soulin, an apple a plum a pear a cherry, any old thing to make us all mer..." *the front door squeaks open a fraction, then bursts wide as the German Shepherd / Blue Heeler cross launches through the doorway and into the gathered festive throng* *snarl* *snarl* *feckin' snarl* *bite* *savage* "Mother" *growl* *bite* *bark* *rip* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by OGSF: the German Shepherd / Blue Heeler cross Nice mix. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: I dare you to send me vodka.Oh yeh? OH YEH?!!! We'll I double dare Seanachai to send me Vodka!!! Besides last time I was sent something, it became a long and beautiful relationship. Who knows what could happen this time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Leeo: When do you bring out the organ and the monkey?Keep your sick, psycho-sexual fantasies to yourself, Leeeeeeo. Or, if you must post them, take them to the GF, where they'll better fit in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: The signs and plaques I have seen have thru some oversight or other have all failed to mention that he was tied hand and foot drug thru the town of Maupin and hung. But I doubt if he cares any more. I'm pretty sure he's still cheesed off about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by rleete: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Joe Shaw: This is the thread for stupidity and utter incompetence.Glad to see you're keeping up your part in all of it. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Seanachai: You know, of course, that I think you're an idjit But just lately, reading your halfwit posts is starting to fill that hollow place inside that longs for me to re-read Joyce's "Ulysses". Now, if you could just wear the flower in your hair like the Andalusian girls and make me hear 'A screaming comes across the sky' in a Pynchonesque post ala "Gravity's Rainbow", I might make a place for you in my Mythology. Joyce and Pynchon. Cuchalainn and Odysseus. Pogues and Loreena McKennitt. You fools want such a lot of instruction. Look... I don't know if you're aware of this, but I have problems with attentiveness... so I'll admit I didn't really read all of your post... but try not to worry too much, I got the gist... twas something about wearing ponchos... I agree let's do more of that... maybe even a sombrero... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
37mm Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by bauhaus: I'd like to say I'm glad you're back, but that would be a lie. Now do us all all a favor and go play in traffic or somefink. You're just being bitchy because I set all of your tanks on fire with my 'AT Gun from hell'... just learn to accept my tactical brilliance... Joe 'fill my forms' Shaw has Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Abbott: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nidan1: Seanachai's postings He is a talented writer that’s for certain. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Mace: Besides last time I was sent something, it became a long and beautiful relationship. A vibrator? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bauhaus Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Originally posted by Sir 37mm: You're just being bitchy because I set all of your tanks on fire with my 'AT Gun from hell'... just learn to accept my tactical brilliance... Ummmm, you must have me confused with another bauhaus. You simp! Last I checked I've never had any tanks in your general direction nor have I ever exchanged any fire with "Gun from Hell." So come out of your make-believe world of fantasy tank battles and join the rest of us on the planet called Earth. Wait.....on second thought......don't! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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