Sergei Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr /> Next you'll be telling us you invented the wheel, sliced bread, oxygen, and the mousetrap.Nooooo...I have to admit I missed all those. I was too busy inventing sex.</font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 WTF..Feck the lobsters, Where are the screenshots?!! :mad: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted September 21, 2005 Author Share Posted September 21, 2005 "Lobsters ate my homework." Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 They actually did eat mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by stoat: They actually did eat mine. [ominous adult voice] "And just what were you doing putting your homework in the lobsters' tank? Hmmm?" [/ominous adult voice] Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Uh... fishing? *walks to principal's office* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mike Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Originally posted by JonS: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Battlefront.com: Just curious... can anybody find where it first came up?I believe I was the first to use the complete phrase. The phrase "space lobsters had been floating around for several days, I took it and added the "of doom" to get the full version. It really seemed to take off from there. Michael </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Drago Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 Will the real Al Gore please stand up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnersman Posted September 21, 2005 Share Posted September 21, 2005 What do I get if I tell you how it all started? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jim crowley Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 This thread is just a red herring. Well,very nearly red but definately very fishy. Long live SLOD:A Crustaceans'Tale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WineCape Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Is this all completely above water? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mies Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 the man is certainly old enough that he may have been involved with the discovery of fire. For a moment there I though you said "he may have been involved with the discovery of time" Mies Edit : Because a Space Lobster hit the "enter doom" button... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A.E.B Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Before he was Zebulon Pleasure Beast, can anyone remember who this guy was. I seem to remember a person who looked like Frodo and who StumStebber wanted to drill for core samples. "It is your arse that is in danger of being invaded by Belgium!" Oregen or something I think. A.E.B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by WineCape: Is this all completely above water? **grooooooooooaaaaaaaan** Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barticus Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Well this is all very nice but can any grog out there tell me whether the Lobster's armour plate is face-hardened homogenous plate, cast, or riveted? Just what AOI does a 76mm Tungsten AP round require at a range of 787 metres to penetrate? Assuming, of course, that the lobster is caught unawares and before it adopts a shell-down defensive position? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 What makes you think that a Space Lobster will be fighting with anything using 76mm tungsten AP? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Don't forget the Space Lobsters fo Doom's medical Corp, better known as the Sturgeons. Or the scouts of the Space Lobsters of Doom, the Scouting Crayfish. Lightly armoured but with a better speed. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Dorosh Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Originally posted by rune: Don't forget the Space Lobsters fo Doom's medical Corp, better known as the Sturgeons. Or the scouts of the Space Lobsters of Doom, the Scouting Crayfish. Lightly armoured but with a better speed. Rune Bad seafood puns like these make me crab-by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrold Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Holy Mackerel! This thread is really starting to flounder BFS5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Battlefront.com Posted September 22, 2005 Author Share Posted September 22, 2005 Cripes, three groaners in a row. That's nearly a record. Usually I take pitty on the rest of the Forum members and lock a thread up before it gets worse than this. But you guys seem to be having a whale of a good time Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neutral Party Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 I'm sick of Herring about this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barticus Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 The entire forum needs to go to Grouper therapy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 You guys are giving me a Haddock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pak40 Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 You guys are beating a dead Drum. Why don't you change the subject just for the Halibut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr.Love Posted September 22, 2005 Share Posted September 22, 2005 Say baby, how about you cod off instead mutha shucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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